note #1To Lissy From Vader Lissy, Hey good-looking. What's going on down there on earth? not much up here in space. I told that nasty friend of yours (Kathy.) that i would write. you. I don’t know if she told you or not. If she didn’t just tell me ok, but if she did tell me too. Well I’m sorry my handwriting isn’t neat but that’s what happens after not writing in a long time. I’m sorry if I insulted you by saying good-looking. I know I’m married to that beatiful girl Shirley, but you're pretty too. Well i should let you go now. Bye!! Be happy. Vader Write me Back Please Hi From me This is From Vader you pretty thing. ________________________________________________________________________ note #2 Lissy From Vader Lissy, Hey sweet girl! I got your. name from your Friend Kathy and she sent me a picture. Sorry for calling Kathy nasty and yes i know she's pretty. I think your prettier. I didn’t know what she was doing to Gryvon. I thougt that was mean even if she was trying to tell him she don’t like him. She could have found a nicer way don’t you think. Well let you ‘go Bye! Your Vader Write Back Cutie By the way Shirley’s Fine. Tell Kathy Gryvon is really heart broken and wants to find someone else! Lissy how would you like to date Gryvon ________________________________________________________________________ note #4 Lissy Lissy, Hey girl! What's up? not much in this place Kathy calls a study hall. Shirley and I are not getting along so great right now. I don’t think she is noticing me too much right now. No Shirley is not cheating on me. Are you starting to like me because of what you were saying on the phone to me. Most of the questions in the last note you wrote were answered on the phone. Well I have to go now because Kathy told me the bell is going to ring. Bye. W/B/S By the way Kathy told me to tell you Hi~ Vader ________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ note #3 Lissy
Lissy, Hey! How are you doing? Me I think I’m ok. I’m sorry if I messed your name up. I’m sorry for calling you your Vader. That’s okay that you don’t want to date Gryvon. I want to ask you something. WoUld you go out with me if I was dating Shirley and wasn’t so evil? I heard Kathy really does like Gryvon, but I don’t think she does. I think she’s playing a joke on him. Ask Kathy if Mr. Zam wanted anymore info for me to ask Gryvon. My family life is just fine and not messed up okay! I think I do know of someone you might like. His name is Paul and he is related to that Joseph kid that Gryvon told Kathy like. Well tell me if you want him to write you. If you do I will stop writing you and let you be with . paul. I’m sorry everytime I went to write Paul for some reason I wrote Joseph. P.S. W/B/S I hope you know what /W/B/S stands for Sincerly, Vader ________________________________________________________________________ note #5 Lissy
Lissy, Hey sweet thing! Whats going on with you? Nothing here with me. I am so glad and astonished that you like me. I think that you and me would make a better couple than Shirley and m. What do you think. I have misplaced the last note you wrote me so, If you had any questions I could not answer them. I’m so sorry it took me so long to write you back. I hope you weren’t too diapointed with me for taking so long. Hey, if Gryvon and Kathy get married maybe you and me could join them.Well let you go now Bye W/B/S Sorry so Short Vader ________________________________________________________________________ note #6 To my women Lissy Lissy, Hey loving girl of mine. Hey what's going on with my beautiful girl. I hope nothing bad. Nothing is going up here except for Gryvon keeps talking about that sweet girl Kathy. I think if any thing were to happen to them, Gryvon will just die a loney man. I already asked Gryvon to set up the dates they are either for this weekend or next weekend. next time I will have an answer. Well Bye my dear love. I am in more love with you than Shirley. Well Bye Babe. Write Back Soon -*- P.S. my name is Anakin Skywalker your man Vader Bye. _________________________________________________________________ note # 7 To Lissy my sweet girl Lissy, Hey sugar whats ^? Not to much this way besides thinking of you, and your pretty self. I thought I write you in red since it’s the color of love. I never thought I could ever love such a caring girl again but now I know I can. Do you like my little person up in the corner. He would have a face but the open circle is his face. Sorry it took me so long to write it was just that I thought I already did and Kathy informed me that I didn’t. You're such a sweet girl so you understand don’t you. Have you been thinking of me Mr. Good-looking since that is what you called me on the last note. Gryvon and I have made out the wedding plans for Kathy and you and it will happen very soon. well I guess I should let you go now but just remember I would never leave your sight when we are on our Honeymoon. Well when you have to the bathroom and stuff like that I would leave you to yourself. Well Bye p.S.write Back as soon as you can -*- me forever P.S.S. Lissy I think you are changing me into Vader a nicer man Love you Forever ________________________________________________________________________note #8 -2-Lissy From Vader. Lissy, Hey girl it's me Vader. I don’t think you're playing a trick on me. you just dont want to get married to me and that's fine, but you don’t have to pretend you don’t like me. I know you do because I could see the hurt in your writing that you don’t really want to lose me. That is my reaction to your last letter. Lissy I know you still care about me I can just I have the power to do stuff like that you know. Well I let you go now OK Bye! I know you still care remeber that okay. W/b/S C-ya Baby *Vader From Vader -2- Lissy _________________________________________________________________ note# 9 - 2 - Lissy my darling
Lissy, Hey babe! What's going on with you. You shouldn’t be saying bad things about me, your furture husband. Your picture was enough to sense things enough. i even know you had or still have a crush on my son Luke. I want to know if you know if they're alive. I know you have feelings for me and you don’t have to refuse to accept me. Any way you wouldn’t know what my butt looks like so you shouldn’t call it ulgy. Kathy may not like me or Gryvon but you definatly do. I do not eat a lot of food so don’t tell me to stop eating so much. If I was eating alot of food you wouldn’t know it anyways. My powers don’t lie to me they always tell the truth. I am very smart and I don’t have low intelligente, Gryvon on the other hand is the stupid one. I don’t need to force you I know that you’ll be at the wedding to tell your love for me, and that you’ll marry me next year. Well i'll let you go my sweet little teddy bear. P.S. W/B/S *You P.S.S. I didn’t call you me babe so be happy Vader P.S.S. Why did you have me fill out the survey if it didn’t helP you. Bye sweet stuff. From Your handsome Vader. You said you loved me before now your saying you hate me that is how I know you still care. I * you so much~~ ________________________________________________________________________ note # 10 Lissy Lissy my sweet, How has your life been going. Mine is okay and would be even better if you would stop writing those mean trick letters. I’m agreeing with Gryvon on this one, which is that you are just hiding your true love for me and Kathy for Gryvon. One reason you like me is because you wrote me a long letter because you love me seeing your hand writing. i know your hate you stuff means I love you. I am not fat and if you were here you would know that. You might like Josh and Paul but you like me better I can sense it with my dark force. Well you might not have a crush on Luke now but you did before but I know someone showed you a picture of my poor lost boy. You will marry me as planed in two weeks you understand that Lissy. My powers are the force that lies in me to be more spefic the Dark Force. Your friend Kathy nevermind I can’t tell about your friend Kathy because it will betray my empire. No I don’t have two boys named Luke. One boy is Luke and the other is a girl named Leia. I’m not dumb I’m smart that is why I will take over the rebellion and you will be mine. If all butts are ulgy yours must be too and Kathy’s must be also. How could calling you sweet stuff be insulting. I figure you like being called sweet and pretty and things like that. over > I will let you go now cutie. Bye love always P.W. W/B/S Vader _________________________________________________________________ note #12 4 Lissy Lissy, I wear a mask because something happened to me when I was about 19 years of age that I almost forgot about. That is why I oper when I breathe too. If you hate me so much why do you keep writing me I really want to know? I do have a force so does Gryvon and so does your friend Kathy. Opps I wasn’t supposed to tell you that. I am not as stupid as you seem to think I am. I just don’t know math very well OK. Thanks for telling me what Grubby Grime meant. Well if my writing isn’t ruining your life what is it doing besides giving you something to read. I will tell you the truth I really don’t know if you hate me or like me because my force only can feel people with the force. Since you don’t have it I can’t feel you. Do you want me to keep writing you since you know the truth? Unless you have questions to ask me that I may or may not be able to answer. Well I’ll let you go now Bye. p.s. W/B/S Vader ________________________________________________________________________ note #13 -2- Lissy lissy, Hi, How you doing? Me fine. I wear the mask and breathe like that because I was hit by eletricty. It wasn’t me fault. I know you're not trying to be mean I understand what you're saying. I wonder what is keeping you you to write me because I am not using my force. Maybe it is someone elsee. I’m glad you don’t hate me but I understand that you don’t like me. I almost always knew that you didn’t like me, ever since the second mean note. I wanted you to like me so much that I tried to talk you into liking me.. Well that's enough about that. If you don’t think I look 29 how old do I look? I didn’t lie about my age OK. No me, Kathy, and Gryvon are not the only ones with the force. Relatives of mine have it like my daughter and son and my brother Owen which he doesn’t use it. I didn’t call you stupid. ‘It meant something else. I wasn’t supposed to tell you about Gryvon and Kathy because it could ruin our plans. I won’t forget how you feel about me ever again. I got the force by my family. I will keep writing you for that reason. You didn’t have to tell me whom you were with because I already know. Well I think I should let you go now. Bye. P.S Write Back Vader P.S.S. What does W/B/S stand for I remeber using it but forgot what it means Bye _________________________________________________________________ note # 14 -2- Lissy Lissy, Whats a soot. I’ve never heard that word in my life. Just curious. Write me, fall in love with, me, marry me. Don’t worry about that OK. I was zapped by eletricty because I didn’t want to turn to the dark side. That's part of the reason I went to this side. Write me, fall in love with me, marry me. I’m not sure where leia is but I think I know where luke is and I think you know too.. I will not tell you me plans unless you fall in love and marry me. I know Gryvon and Kathy won’t be marrying each other because they are related. The Emperor says they are brother and sister. Don’t pay any attention to that write, love, marry thing because I was thinking that and I must have wrote it down. It was for my (someone I can’t tell you about) never mind. Well I got to let you go Bye. P.S W/B/S Vader ________________________________________________________________________ note # 15 -2- Lissy Lissy, I know what a dictionary is but don’t no how to use one. So can you please tell me what soot is? I wrote it down because of something I was thinking. Maybe I’ll write it again if I think of it. I’m talking about the write me, fall in love with me, marry me. I don’t think its stupid and soon you won’t either butter cup. First of all I couldn’t kill the Emperor and I didn’t want to die at such a young age. I was a little younger than 19 and I hadn’t really lived a full life yet so that is why I turned to this side. If you must know every little detail. You know I love you but you can get on my nerves sometimes. I know the difference between a real and fake love note. If you did happen to write me a love note, I still wouldn’t brother telling you what my plans are. I know where Luke is and soon I will find leia. Owen can’t use his powers on me to stay you From marring me, because you cant stop the Dark force with that good force you have. Well gotta go Bye. W/B/S _________________________________________________________________note #16 Lissy my sweet Lissy, Thanks for telling me what soot is. The write me fall in love with me and marry me junk wasn’t for Shirley. To tell you the truth I think Shirley is ulgy and I can’t stand the sight of her. The feeling you have is love for me and that's why you're writing me. You will marry me right now you're just hiding your feelings for me. I was not too much of a whimp to kill the Emperor. I'll tell you why. He had magical powers that I couldn’t use them on him even though I tried and tried. You aren’t going back to your side because you're going to marry me sweey girl of mine. You won’t go through the doorway so you don’t have to worry about marrying me. You don’t have parents from your world anymore because you're not going back. I thought the love notes were real before because I didn’t know you very well but now I can tell if you write real or fake ones. Plus if you do write another one then it has to be real because of my powers. I think Owen may have a crush on you too or otherwise he would have told you he can’t use his powers to stop me. YOU WILL MARRY ME! So I make mistakes so everyone does so hush about my mistakes. I meant Owen OK. I'm talking about the mistakes I made about the force. If you don’t like me why were sorry for your mistade. Well Bye lovely. Vader Turn over your future husband I want to drink from your loving cup I want to swear to never give you up I want to steal all your kisses from under- neath the moon “Lie hear close to you and never let you go
__________________________________________________________________ The Survey to Vader as part of the trick notes: Survey #1
Darth Vader, Sorry, I wanted to ask you these questions, my dear. You see, I’m doing this survey thing with my friend Kathy and she and I were intersed in your family life. I thought you could help me, since you are so wise and handsome. 1. How old are you? 29 2. How old are your brothers and sisters? 27 3. What is your first & last name? I already know, it’s Anakin Skywalker, right? You are right 4. What are your brother’s and sisters names? His name is Anakin the 2ncd but I call him J.R. 5. How many kids do you have? 2 6. Do you have a twin or triplet or anything? no 7. What are your kids names? Leia and Luke 8. How old are your children? both 19 9. Are you or were you ever married? yes 10. What do you do for a living? ___________________________________________ 11. How many brothers and sisters do you have? 1 brother. Thanks for your help, my dear Anakin. 12. When’s your birthday? Aug. 30 13. When are your kid’s birthday’s? both Sept. 30 ________________________________________________________________________ back to main page