Notes

 Do not giving in to Anger, Aggression, , Fear, and Hate. Because they lead
                             to the Dark Side.

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note #3 -2- Emperor

To My Master I don't knwwo if Leia likes me or doesn't like me. She doesn't
have a force so I can't tell but I think its hate because of the letters
she has been sending me. right now Gryvon has -10 force which is ok right
now. He just needs a little more work and he might make it to -14. Yes I
told Gryvon he is to ba a storm troooper. I don't know if Gryvon has set up
the trap but he did find Eilonwy. He told me that Mr. Zam has been captured
and Eilonwy is traveling with Owen and Luke. I don't know but that luke
person could be my son but no sign of princess Leia. Eilonwy is also
traveling with a boy named Paul and Leia. Gryvon said that Eilonwy's quest
was to find gold in a river furthest from Gryvon or something like that. I
not sure but I think it means they are all going to met and someone might
be in trouble. I'm talking about the messag you were asking me about. Are
Eilonwy and Gryvon brother and sister please tell me the answer because I
want to know if Gryvon has a sister. Well thats basically all I have to say
for now Bye! Your servant W/B/S Please try to hurry so I will know the
Answers. Vader
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note #4 -2- Emperor

Emperor, (Leia)> Well I don't thinkk she has a force. I will you use my
dark force when the time is right. Right now I'm forcing her to keep
writing me, even though she doesn't know. How come my force is (-8) and no
higher, unless you don't know. I think Luke is alive because Owen is Luke's
Uncle. I found that out from one of my spys. That means Luke is my kid so
we need him a long with Eilonwy. We should wait and find the truth first
before we accuse of being my son. I have no idea where Princess Leia is
though, and the only reason I lost track of my kids is that you struck me
with eletricty and when I went back to check on them they were gone and my
wife was dead because of her diease. The Luke kid (that may be my son)
wrote me to make sure that he was safe. I could not figure out that message
you sent with the letter. But I'll keep working on it and if I figure it
out I'll tell you ok. Well I have to go. W/B/S Vader
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note #5 -2-Emperor

Master, I know that if something happens to you that I'm the New Emperor. I
think I may know some of the words to the message. you plot he Pias Ydaeria
he, Meht Gniple is Pnaypsa Gnien Dengiser has Ecrot Deman gytwhaint Ehe Lia
Ment Capture to and Tuoba are Tolanl, Ren lead maurders the Osta. Puorg the
join to Tuoba is Rek, awyks An tar. Deman boy A Lia meht Brntpac and. sword
the has yawnoile osla Dneirf Asi Rentr' ent. skywaikers are ment of Ru of,
Luop. And Ssecnirp ywhorle Ssecnirp leia, Owen luke: Are Seman Rieht, Ment
one Deips Ev' eve at Gnipmac are snoinapmoc the Erehw wonk WE-egassem of
one. The ones I figured out are circle. The are in the order you gave them
to me. I think the order needs to be changed. Maybe you can work on that
why I try to de code the rest. You also try to figure out the rest as will
Gryvon even though he doesn't know how much I figured out yet. Well I'll
let you go now. Bye. W/B/S Vader
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note #6 -2- my Master the Yodar Kritch

Yodar Kritch, I will become your apprintace so I can become the new
Emperor. how there you call me lazy. I figured out the whole code. I can't
tell you what it is right now because I don't have it with me. Next time I
will give it to. That is the next time I see you, unless you end up writing
me before that. I believe that Luke kid is my son. I told him that his last
name was Skywalker and then he ask me how I knew. I don't have any good
left in me, I threaten my own son Luke that is if he's my son. I don't
know, Maybe I heard a noise , Could of. You know that it could of been an
animal in the woods and made the noise. What do you mean by wha't're you
thinking. Did you mean or before. Luke has to be my son because he said he
figured out the message. Wait a Min. that means he must of been in the
woods that night if he know the code. Princess Leia is alive because the
message said that the compains names are Luke Princess Leia Owen > Princess
Eilonwy, and Paul. It also said that the Eilonwy is a Princess. You know
that`maybe Leia , and Eilonwy are Princess Eilonwy and Princess Leia.
Because the message said nothing about Eilonwy and Leia. If Leia is
Princess Leia she can't marry me and that could be the strange feelings
towards me. When we get to Owen's house there was no one there that means
they already set out on their quest. Well I have to go now ok. Bye. W/B/S
Vader P.S.S. Do you think Leia & Eilonwy could be Princess Leia & Princess
Eilonwy?
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note #1 Vader

Vader the ulgy guy You will never get my children to the Dark Side. I don't
consider them our childern anymore because, you change from sweet charming
Anakin to the ulgy untrustful dispectable Darth. You don't know how to
threaten very well for an evil guy. That means some of my sweet Anakin is
in you. I don't know why you even change when we could of had a wonderful
life and more kids but now we can't because, you turned evil and I hate
you. I don't know where Princess Leia is I didn't even know where Luke is
until you told me. Luke had a birth mark on his butt. How would you know. I
didn't get a chance to see it. So did you get a chance to see him before he
got given away. I'm not your prisoner now and you don't where I'm at. W/B/s
means Write back Soon. You should remeber anymore. Well Bye Dumbell.
Samantha
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note #2 The Mean and Wicked Man Vader, (Anakin)

It doesn't bother me that you hate me because I hate you to. So what do you
think of that you Nasty man you. You, will never turn my children over to
the Dark Side as long as I'm alive. I don't care that you know about some
stupid codes ok. You might know where the kids are but I'll get to them
first. I'll call you Anakin as long as I like because the name Vader is
stupid, like you. You probably have some good in you but you just won't
admit it. What prizes are awaiting you at Mr. Idoit's place. I will never
surrender to you and capturing me isn't going to do noting to help me you
fool. I would die before I come and join you idoit (retard). Where is Luke
and tell me if he looks rich or not and you better tell me. I'm glad you
didn't know what happen to the children after they were born. Why do you
treaten Luke, he hasn't nothing to you. If he has good. If you do capture
me I will not I mean not be yours so don't even say that you dirt bag.
First of all you can't find him by his birthmark because I don't think he
wants to show his butt to you. I know a kid with a broken leg named Andrew
but I'm not sure `thats his real name. I shouldn't be telling a slime ball
like you this stuff. There can be more than one Luke Skywalker with a
broken leg you dummy head. Well I don't care what you do to this Mr. Idoit
fellow so keep it out of my face you dumbell. Well if this Leia girl is
nice I'm going to keep her away from your ulgy self. your the one who sucks
not me. Your hater and Enemy Samantha You got the sword Dyrnwyn I'm glad
you can't use it because you don't need to be able to use it. I wish You
were a dead slimeball instead of Alive What do you men Luke has crooked
legs? How did Luke get sick? Why is he like that since you seemed to know
so much. Where is Luke and why have you been talking to him w/out me
knowing. just tell something Please You slimeball Why are you threatean
Andrew Smith? How can I tell my son the truth if I don't know he is. If I
did I would not say anything about you being the father. He won't believe
me Anyway Your the dumiest person I know
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note #1 -2- Vader

Vader, I wouldn't turn to the Dark Side if you knewn everything that I was
going to do. Well I guess your happy of my son Gryvonbarf. If I could have
told him I would of say that I was his father. Thanks for telling me
Eilonwy is your niece but I already knew that . Why should I tell you
anything I know about your kids. I will not tell you about Luke. I know who
you are. You are Luke and Princess Leia's father Anakin Skywalker the
First. As long as Leia is with me you will not force her to do anything Do
You Understand that Vader. You better you low down rotten stinky fool. Bye
w/S/B Have a horrible No good very bad day and Night. OWEN
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note #2 -2-Vader

Vader, It's past tomarrow and your troops ain't at my door. I wouldn't know
any way because I'm not there. I'm travveling which youu should know you
dumb idoit. How would the Emperor know Eilonwy is my daughter. I will not
tell you anything about your kids even if I did know where they are. You
couln't feel Luke if he is alive because he probably wouldn't know about
the force. I remeber you because I would never forget my brother even if he
is evil now. But I wouldn't declare you my brothr you son of a ----. Leia
won' marry you if I have anything to do with it. If you have trouble
reading this thats your promblem. You are so stupid for telling me what
your gonna do because now I'm going to watch for you and your stupid trap.
Welll Bye Bye you stupid jerk. P.S W/B stands for write Back you do-do-Bird
(Anakin). Owen
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note #3 -2-Vader

Vader, I don't care to hear what you have to say so just stay away from me,
my family and my friends. Why don't you just quit written me. It gets on my
nerves. Well if you don't know who I'm with then I guess you stupid and you
just won't know. I hope you can't read this writting very well because your
a moran. Leia will not marry you and you will not capture us because are on
the look out for your stupid self. Well Bye Idoit Owen Don't Write Back
Unless its neccrassy Vader
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note #1 -2-Leia To the traveler Leia, So Eilonwy is a good friend of yours
I see. Do you not that she is not like you and she has a force. I thought I
tell you that because she is your friend of yours. I don't know if she
knows that she has the force or not. Maybe I should be the one to tell her
but I don't know, maybe you should. I am Owen Skywalker and I know Eilonwy
because of the force but I don' know if she knows me. The kid with me is
named Luke Skywalker he is my nephew. My brother Anakin was the father but
he turned evil and I got custody of the kid. Don't let him use those powers
on you whatever you do. No there is a such thing as the force and one
called the dark force. Well I should let you go now. you get back to me
which means W/B/S. ok. Bye Fellow traveler Owen note #2 -2- Leia Leia, Why
do you want to know so much. Is Gryvon trying to get her on the Dark Side?
If, so I hope he says no. She has a strong force but I don't know how high.
The force is something that has been around for thousands of years. Even
more than that. The force gives you power and strength and allows you to
sence things. They should if they know how to use it because you can sence
people with the force. Well Eilonwy is related to me thate, how Ii know
her. Luke is 19 going on 20. I love Luke its just I don't know something
just had me put down "the kid." The only way you can resists Vaders powers
is to have a force of your own. The Dark Force is just about the same as
the Force, but evil. Anakin is my brother and yes Luke's father is Darth
Vader. I don't Vader to know I have his kid you understand, because he will
turn Luke evil. Vader was much better looking before the evil turn. Well
gotta go Bye. W/B/S Owen note #3 -2-Leia Leia, How's it going, I guess ok
here. I'm sorry if I'm being rude about the question asking, but you, and
Luke are just asking questions and I just a little upset thats all. I
undertand why you have to ask me alll those questions. I'm not sure how
high Eilonwy's force is. We will have to put her through a couple of test
to Find out. Anybody in our family has it. I'm not sure how many people
there are. You probably never really understand the force, even if I could
explain it a million times. I'm not sure yet but if I remeber she is either
my daughter or my neice, or even my cousin. I'm not sure which yet. I'm 30
years old. You can't get the force unless your born with it. I can try to
stop you from Vader. But it might take some time. He was force to turn evil
by the Emperor when he struck Vader with eletricty. Well I have to go now
Bye. P.S. W/B/S A traveler OWEN note #6 To: the Retard Vader Vader the
Retard, I wouldn't tell you information if you were the last thing on
earth. I know why Dyrwyn won't work for you. I know your not completely
evil and so do you so stop trying to hide it. Leia is gone and you have to
accept that you dumbell. I know where Luke is to. You will not hurt to go
to your dumb side. Even if you did he wouldn't go to it, he rather die. You
know every-thing bad that happens to Luke is your Falut. We will get Luke
and Princess Leia if she is there before you even get close and you won't
touch me and the compaions. Princess Leia was never with me because if she
was wouldn't Gryvon have told just like he said about Luke you retard. You
couldn't capture andybody because you and everyone else on that side is
STUPID!!! The code is wrong. You don't make sense in this note because of
what you said. I'll tell you so you know what I'm talking about. "I know
she's no where me now" and also I would Touch her She will be mine." Leia
won't marry you. How would you know if Eilonwy's my daughter. Do you have
proff. Bye Dirt bag W/B Owen note #4 Vader the Idoit, Why is it so
nessacary for you to write me if you don't like me. You don't have to write
to brother my family all you have to do is be alive because we will not be
happy as long as Vader is alive. Maybe you should return to your normal
self. I know you would be alot happeir if you did and alot more friends. I
know where Luke is to so there and you won't hurt him or take him. You
won't capture me either. Princess Leia is no where near me and she was you
wouldn't touch her either. Their rightful isn't your but my side so there
you old hateful man you. P.S. Your so-called Brother Owen I guess that
maybe, I should wright you because It brings joy to you since you have no
more. P.S.S. W/B So I can see your response I just don't want a nice girl
like that marrying a mean dumb idoit like you. If she is related to you
which would Probablly would impossible she wouldn't go to your side dumb
bell. ________________________________________________________________ note
#5 To the Retard (Anakin) Vader Anakin Luke Skywalker Better Known As
Vader, So how do you like me calling you by your real name because I think
I will do that for now on. I `m ashamed to have you as a brother because
you won't become Anakin like you really are. I don't like the name Vader
because its stupid just like the dark side. How could a code tell you about
stuff. Why do you like being around me and my friends. I think I know why
its because it's the closest thing to love you have. I'm glad I think your
a moron to. Your the unknow speices. Leia will not marry you. Your to
stupid to even make them work on Leia. That would pratically impossibe for
Leia to be related to you. You might be setting up traps but were smart
enough not to fall for them. How dare you tell Luke who he really is. Good
thing he doesn't believe you. I'll tell him opposite of what yousay. How
could you eat cow dung. So you did capture Dyrnwyn. I'm glad you can' work
it I know about Lukes legs but he don't so just shut up about that. If you
find him you won't get him. Well Bye you dirty man. By the way you made
Luke the way he is. Its all your fault. Your Enemy Owen .W/B Have a Happy
or Rotten Birthday Whatever is opposit of what you prefer. note #4 Vader
the Idoit, Why is it so nessacary for you to write me if you don't like me.
You don't have to write to brother my family all you have to do is be alive
because we will not be happy as long as Vader is alive. Maybe you should
return to your normal self. I know you would be alot happeir if you did and
alot more friends. I know where Luke is to so there and you won't hurt him
or take him. You won't capture me either. Princess Leia is no where near me
and she was you wouldn't touch her either. Their rightful isn't your but my
side so there you old hateful man you. P.S. Your so-called Brother Owen I
guess that maybe, I should wright you because It brings joy to you since
you have no more. P.S.S. W/B So I can see your response I just don't want a
nice girl like that marrying a mean dumb idoit like you. If she is related
to you which would Probablly would impossible she wouldn't go to your side
dumb bell. ________________________________________________________________
note #5 To the Retard (Anakin) Vader Anakin Luke Skywalker Better Known As
Vader, So how do you like me calling you by your real name because I think
I will do that for now on. I `m ashamed to have you as a brother because
you won't become Anakin like you really are. I don't like the name Vader
because its stupid just like the dark side. How could a code tell you about
stuff. Why do you like being around me and my friends. I think I know why
its because it's the closest thing to love you have. I'm glad I think your
a moron to. Your the unknow speices. Leia will not marry you. Your to
stupid to even make them work on Leia. That would pratically impossibe for
Leia to be related to you. You From "A Common Person" to Darth VAder letter
one Darth Vader, I don't even know who you are. But I saw you somewhere
before... I'm not telling where, but I did see you. I didn't know who you
were when I saw you. I asked around and someone finally told me your name.
All I want from you is the satisfaction of knowing that I and the people
I'm traveling with are safe. So, please don't hurt me! If you were to hurt
anyone, who would you for sure not hurt? I bet you don't even know who I am
and I'm glad. You've probably have no idea of what my name is and I don't
want you to because I don't want to get hurt by you for writing you. My
uncle would probably kill me if he were ever to find out I wrote an evil
person like you. Well, got to jet. Bye, you person I don't really know (and
I don't want to). W/B/S -and don't hurt me or anyone I'm with, please. From
A Common Person
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From Obi-wan to Shanna letter one Dear friend, I don't mind you calling me
old, but it makes me aware of how old I really am. Hello, back. Ah, yes,
Shanna- I know who you are. I'm glad that you've come back to us. And I
also know you lied about your age. You're not 10, you're 14.You know,
you're wrong about me being your great grandfather. I'm not even related to
you, in fact. But I do know of some people whom you are related to. Well,
I'm glad you realize that you're really from this world instead of the one
you've lived in almost all your life(except for a little time in which you
can't remember. But I do.) Thanks for writing me, Shanna, that was very
thoughtful of you. From, Obi-wan Kenobi (I haven't heard that name for a
long time. Oh, well.) Bye PS W/B/S You're right, your last name is
Skywalker
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From Han to Jabba the Hutt letter one Jabba, Uh, Jabba the reason I haven't
paid you is ... uh.... I just need more time. Yeah that's it-I need more
time. Don't worry, you'll be having that money in no time! Currently, I'm
on the planet of Tatooine. Maybe someone here will need a ride to some
where or something. I'll get the money. No problem. Please don't cuss at
me. Just give me a month or so, perhaps. From your best smuggler, Han Solo
PS W/B, please
_________________________________________________________________ From Han
to Chewbacca letter one Chewie, Chewbacca, how can you miss me when I'm
right here? We're here, together at the Cantina at Mos Eisley, here on the
Planet of Tatooine. What's your problem (just curious). Wait,... at least
last I knew you were at my side. What's going on here. You say "They took
you." Who are you talking about? I don't like the sound of that. Wait, I
didn't read far enough in your letter. You say some troopers locked you up.
But why? I don't see any troopers. Wait a second, I do see some. Why would
they come here to this desert planet. Where exactly did these stormtroopers
lock you up at and maybe I can get you out. Your best friend Han PS Thanks
for the translation from your Wookie language to English. (I wonder why
they call this language English, anywayI don't know of any planet called
England, do you?). PSS don't forget to
W/B/S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
___________________________________________ From Luke to Shanna letter four
Dear Shanna, Hi. No, you're not stupid! What makes you think that you are?
I didn't mean to make it sound that way, if that's why you think you are.
You didn't make me sad. I'm just sorry for me sounding like that. I just
wanted to tell you that I don't boyfriend-girlfriend kind of like you, I
just like you for a friend, that's all. Do you understand what I mean? Just
to let you know, you didn't bother me when you wrote me. I enjoyed your
letters, really I did. You don't have to lie to me to impress me. I'm a
nobody with no purpose in life. I know that you're really from another
dimmention-the one Leia, Randy, Josh, Eilonwy, Vera, Krista, Christine,
Kayla, and Barb, and Paul come from. Where is the Daggoboth system, anyway?
One other person mentioned it to me-my uncle Owen did. Your friend, Luke
Skywalker
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From Melissa to Vader letter three Vader, Hey(ugly butt)! How are you
doing? Me, I think I'm OK. You know something, you messed up my name. I'm
talking about when you called me Missy. I hate that name. Don't ever call
me that again. I though I made that clear enough to you. But then, again
you are stupid....You better be sorry for calling me "Your Vader". No, I
don't want to date Gryvon. I'd rather kiss a wookie. I wouldn't even go out
with you if you were only dating Shirley and wasn't so evil-because you're
ugly! No, Shanna never did like Gryvon. That was just a trick, you idiot!
All right, I'll ask Eilonwy if Mr. Zam wanted anymore info for you to ask
Gryvon. How's your family life? Is it all messed up? Do you know someone I
might like? Nevermind, I'm already going out with someone, but I think he's
cheating on me. Riana told me she did something with him (which I won't
name). Yes, I still would like Paul to write. -Anyways- I would never want
to seek your nasty body, so I don't know what you're talking about. I don't
think anyone in their right mind would want to be alone with you. Don't
call me "Love",either! (Because I'm not) Bye Hateful Rotten Man, Leia From
Han to Ashley letter one Hey baby!1!!! Sup! Dear Shanna, Well, I guess this
is kind of a blind date. I mean I don't even know you, yet I find myself
writing a love letter. Hey, would you mind introducing yourself so I at
least know a thing or two about you. Well, my first name is Han and my last
name is Solo. I don't even know where my origin is. No one does. I don't
think he even knows who my parents are. He just found me on his doorstep
one day when I was really young. Anyways, I'm 31 years old. Um, you
wouldn't happen to be rich, would you? I mean real loaded in cash. Because
I'm kind of in a dilemma. You see, I owe someone mullah, a lot of it, too.
So, you wouldn't happen to have oh, say 5,555,000,000,000,000.70 on you,
would you? Do you need a ride to some other planet. Take notice that it'll
cost you something, even more if you wish to avoid Imperial Forces. Well,
I'm available, too. We could meet at Docking Bay 94. (That's where I keep
my ship, the Millennium Falcon). Well, gotta go talk to Jabba, Sweetheart.
Talk to ya later. C-ya. Love, Han Solo
________________________________________________________________ From Boba
Fett to Shanna letter one Boba Fett writes in Modern Dear Shanna,
Heeeheeeheee! I just thrilled that you like me. Heeeeeeeheehee! Maybe we
should go out. How that sound? Maybe you could give us maurders a help.
Just because you on no side doesn't me you can't join us. Mr. Idiot would
be thrilled to have ya on me side. So would Magg and Jabba. By way, you
know of anyone named :Han Solo"? We out looking for him. He owe us money,
big time! Tell him he'd better pay back now, or he dead as soon as we get
hold of him! (That just if you know him.) Hee hee. Gotta go C-ya later,
honey. PS, W/B as soon as can@ Your boyfriend, pss Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee,
hee . That how I laugh. Me can't help it! Boba Fett PSS, yes, I'd say you a
con artist all right!
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From Luke to Ben letter two Ben, Well, I'm glad you're not dead! My uncle
told me you are dangerous and to stay away from you. He told me you were
just a crazy old hermit. I'm sorry if what I write is offensive to you in
any way, but that's what he said and I kind of believed him when he said
it. Um, the land of the Sandpeople and Banthas is where I live and where
I'm writing this letter from. It's Tatooine, my home planet. I don't have
to go there because I am here. Well, I guess I'll have to go and get that
stupid little `droid, won't I! Well, maybe someone can come with me to get
him, or all the people I'm traveling with could maybe come. Would you mind
that? I found out about you because I've seen you around a couple of times
and I asked my uncle and he told me and also said all that other crap about
you, too. I'm glad you don't mind me calling you old. So, if you don't mind
answering the following question, how old are you, exactly? Well, I kind of
have to go. I'll write you, after you write back to me. A common person,
Luke Skywalker PS w/b!!!,please! From Magg to Mr. Idiot letter one Mr.
Idiot What will we do when or if the companions get here? Do you think
they'll be here soon? Huh, huh, huh, Mr. Idiot. Aren't your nieces Eilonwy
and Shanna with the companions? Huh, huh, huh? And who do you think has the
sword, Dyrnwyn. Who took it away from you. Didn't Shanna? Aren't we going
to take over everything!!! If we are, how are you going to do it, Mr.
Idiot? What if the Rebellion or the Empire get in our way? Then what are
you going to do? Well, bye. Don't you just love our side with you, me,
Jabba, Boba Fett, and all the other weirdoes in it?? Huh, huh, huh? Your
servant, Magg W/B/S I wonder what that means, don't you?
____________________________________________________________ From Gwydion
to Samantha letter one Samantha, Your Majesty, Presently, I'm on the planet
of TAtooine. I'm here at the hidden cottage. I'm with Mr. Zam's son,
Joseph. Joseph, here fell and hurt his leg, but it isn't broken! It's just
badly sprained. He should be able to walk on it in a couple of days, or so
well. Mr. Zam was here, until he and a young girl named Shanna took off on
a quest to go find Paul, Mr. Zam's other son. And also to get a doctor for
Joseph. There's one other person they went to go find-someone to be with
Paul ( a girlfriend) but that wasn't his real intention for this girl to be
with Paul. The real reason is to have someone safe carry the sword. What I
mean by that is someone without a force. I don't know where they'll find
someone without a force, though because practically everyone has some level
of force. Well, do you think we'll be getting back to Alderaan anytime
soon. Why did we come here to this desert planet, anyway. I hope Shanna and
Mr. Zam are ok on the quest. So, are your children dead, or have you even
found out what happend to them? How's your ex-husband, Vader, doing? Do you
know what happened to Beru, your adopted sister and my real one? Do you
think she knows where her four children are(Eilonwy, Taran, Gryvonbarf, and
Shannia)? If you were don't you fell sorry for her children? I mean Vader's
their uncle, Mr. Idiot's their uncle, Gryvon's their brother (I mean I feel
sorry for everyone of them except Gryvon)and all. Didn't your ex have a
strong force of -14 or something? Weren't your kids named Leia and Luke?
So, what did the Empire have to do at that one meeting that they had you
captured at? Well, gotta go. Bye, for Now. Your Servant, Gwydion PS Don't
forget to W/B!!
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From Melissa to Owen letter one to Mr. Owen, sir, I'm writing to thank you
for letting my friends and I travel with you (even though you didn't know
us before this. Shanna is a good friend of mine, you see. I guess I'm
really also writing you because I don't know you very well and I like to
get to know people if I'm going to be with them a while. How did you get to
knowing Shanna? She's from my world. You may find this hard to believe,
but, Shanna, Randy, Paul, Krista, Eilonwy, Caitlin, Kayla, Vera, Rinaa, and
Han, and I all come from another world. Would you mind telling me your
name? (I already know your first name is Owen). Who is the cute kid with
you. I thought his name was Luke. I tried writing him, but he never wrote
back. Must have been because: Luke's not his name, he doesn't like me, he's
too busy to care about me, or it fell into somebody else's hands and he
never got it. I wish he would write me, because I like him. But, he
probably doesn't like me. I also like another kid, but I like Luke (?)
better. The other kid I like is named Han and he's traveling with us.
Anyways, except for Han, it seems like whoever I like hates me when they
find out I like them. See, back in my demention, people like to be mean to
me. They seem to always think that I'm ugly, stupid, nerdy, little kidish,
stinky, a slut, and a baby. In school I used to eat by myself all the time
because no one would be my friend except for Shanna, Rina, and Vera. That
makes me feel as if somehow I don't belong in the world I come from or
something. It's weird. Sorry about this letter being so long. You probably
don't like me, do you? Am I ugly to you? I just want to know if it's true
what they say about me. Some kids even think I'm gay. I just doesn't seem
right. Anyway, there's this very nasty guy from your world, who I guess is
in love with me. His name is Darth Vader and I hate him! Well, I should let
you go now. You get back to me, which means W/B/S, OK. Merry Christmas!
Bye! A fellow traveler, Leia
________________________________________________ From Beru to Owen, letter
one Owen, my sweetheart, This is your wife speaking to you. You know, I
just got back from my work at the rebellion. Anyways, how was your life
with Luke while I was gone? And who are those strange people traveling with
you. One of them looks like Mr. Zam's son, Joseph, but it couldn't be him
because Gwydion said... I forgot I wasn't suposed to tell anyone about what
Gwydion had said. Anyways, Owen, what's going on around here? What are
these people doing traveling with us, anyway? I know Luke's your brother's
kid and I don't know who his parents were, and I don't care to know,
either, because Luke's just a stupid little bratt and jerk! I thought it
was aweful that Luke and that girl he was with (I think her name is Leia,
but I can't be sure) didn''t come back into morning kind of late. I wonder
what they were doing. Do you know why they came back late? By the way, I
stopped by the farm on my way to meeting you guys and Vader and some
stromtroopers were there, so I hid and they never found me. When they were
gone, I crept out from my hiding place and looked at Luke's chore list and
discovered that he hasn't been doing his share of farm work lately. Why? I
also would like to know what the heck Vader and the other Imperial Forces
were doing at our doorstep. Would you have any idea? I wonder where our
four children are. I wonder what ever became of Gryvonbarf, Princess
Eilonwy, Taran, and Princess Shanna. It just puzzles me. Three of them were
kidnapped. Didn't you give Gryvon to your brother to raise so he'd be safe
and not lost like the others. Too bad we didn't do that with Princess
Shanna. We should have after what happened to the twins (Taran and Princess
Eilonwy). Well, what I was doing with the rebels was we were trying to get
the Empire before they had their secret meeting that we just knew they were
going to have. We failed, though and didn't find them, so I came back here.
Well, I wonder on what planet they are going to have it on. Well, maybe we
were wrong and they're not even going to have one at all. What do you
think? Well, Bye for now. Your wife that loves you, Beru Skywalker W/B/S I
* Owen From Boba Fett to Shanna Shanna, You didn't rush into twings. No,
actually you're my only girlfriend. I don't have a million. And I want you!
You are wrong! You are most cerainly not ugly, or stupid. You're the most
beautiful girl I've ever seen. And I'm not joking. Come to Jabba's palace
on this planet of Tatooine and we can really hit it off. Well, sexy, gotta
go. (You do know what that means, right? Love, Your all-around hunky man,
Bobba Fett P.S. W/B cutie! Shanna You're hot Shanna from BF.
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From Han to Shanna Shanna, dear, Sup? N-M-H, either. Um, are you traveling
alone? My best friend Chewie has been captured by the maurders. We need
your help in getting him out. Please help! Also, got any extra cash stashed
somewhere? I could sure use some!!!! Yea, I want money. I'm in desperate
need of the substance! (Aren't we all). You were in love with Boba Fett?!
From, Han P.S. Write back as soon as you can! P.S.S. Are you a conartist?
-2- Shanna From Han Shanna
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From R2-D2 to R2-7 Droid R2-7 Droid, I am asooming it was you who wrote me
that last note! I repeat: what is your clearance access code? I won't write
you again, unless you give it to me! Well, bye for now. By the way, not
much is up how about you? Since you asked. P.S. W/B/S R2-D2 P.S.S. Beep!
Beep! R2-7 Droid -2- R2-7 droid only
______________________________________________ From Ursula to Bantha Bob
-2- ^ Bantha Bob, Hey baby cakes! Oh I can't wait. Boom! Boom! Anyways,
Yeah! Oh yeah! Bantha! I need you! Yeah! Oh yeah! We need more baby
banthas. We already have ten... Mumnm! I like your mom, too. Here names
Bantha Stephanie! Thank you for telling me your secert ! How delightful. I
thought it was somewhere close to that length! Yes! I love pain! Remember:
every night we're not together, I scream out your name so loud. Oh Bantha!
Oh Bantha! That's what it seems like. Also, Thanks, cutie! Bye for now.
Love, Ursula PS w/B sexy boy Boom! Boom! Bantha Bob Bantha:
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From Boba Fett to Ashley Shanna, Hey lover girl! I am writing you! Will you
marry me? Please?!?? I love you. You deserve a guy like me as a husband.
I'm the best BOUNTY HUNTER there is around. By the way: do you know of a
man named Han Solo? If you do and you know of his location, you'll get 9999
credits as a reward. Do we have a deal? Plus, you'll get to marry me
autimatically!!! Well hot cakes, sweet babe, gotta get going. My mom has to
write if only she would! Bye for now. P.S. W/B girlie of mine! Love, Boba
Fett Shanna -2- Love of my life: Shanna?'
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From Joseph to Shanna Dear Shanna, my true lover girl, This is your Joseph
cute writing you. No! I am most certainly not seeing another girl. I could
never do something likethat to my teddy bear (you)! I am writing you for
your info. The only reasons I haven't written you recently are I was
waiting for a letter from you and I'm captured. Remember? I told you two
letters ago. Both Gwydion adn I are captured by Imperial Stormtroopers!.
You must rescue us. Oh no, here comes Darth Vader. It is I, Darth Vader. I
know you love Joseph, but I also know you love Gryvon. The only way I'll
let Joseph go is if you marry Gryvon and if you help me find my daughter
named Princess Leia and my son named Luke. Bring them to me. Oh yeah you
must also bring Leia to me. I want her bad!!! I want to use my powers on
her to force her into marriage with me! The last request (reguarding Leia)
does not have to be met before I let Joseph go. If you don't bring Leia to
me I'm going to use my dark force powers in writing. I'll say "write me,
fall in love with me, marry me " a whole bunch of times. Bye Shanna. This
is Joseph, again. Vader's standing over me, watching every move I make,
making sure I don't say something he doesn't want me saying. (Like for you
to rescue me. Well, honey, gotta go. I guess I'll be seeing ya later. Bye,
babe. Love, Your MAN Forever, Joseph Reynolds P.S. W/B/S so I have
something to read in this horrible place! Including ^ side not from Vader
Shanna only Shanna's eyes only
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From Leia to Shanna Shanna, So how's life going? I guess it fine here.
Joseph's total love with you, let me tell you!!! Anyways, you asked for me
to re-write the code, so here it is: (This is the code Luke and I
overhereard.) : kcus. Uoy and Rorepme, Edis Diputs Gniknits Ruoy Etah I.
T'Now Uoy Esuaceb Em Gnidnif Kcul Doog Siht Gnitirw Ecrof Tniahtywg si
siht, yaw Eht YAW Eht yb. Yllautenve Edis Doog Ent ot kcab Nrut Lliw Code 1
Shanna, How are you and Joseph getting along? I hope you don't mind that I
like Luke....do you? Well, I better go now. Owen wants to talk with
me...C-ya later...bye. PS/WB Your friend, Leia PSS Look out for Urusla and
Bantha Bob!!!
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Shanna note #8 to Gryvon Dear Gryvon, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha signed, Shanna you're gonna die!
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note #9 to Bubgholz Dear Gryvon, Are you dead yet? If you aren't answer
this ` letter. I sure, hope you are. `';;" ByE, Shanna Sl
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note #1 To gryvon you smell like poop. Dear PunK Gryvon, . . I WILL NOT
Accepct a peice of worm ridden-filthy peice of slug slime! You have a lot
of nerve! I'm very pretty, but also very strong. I could kill you in one
blow !! write back, hate, Shanna! ppS, Did I mention I hate you! PS. Do you
know any cute guys? ________________________________________________ note
#2 to a stupid person, Gryvon Dear Gryvon, you bite. I hate you now and
I'll always hate you. So bite me! I'm pretty mean with a lightsaber!!`~
let's get one thing strait. Im not your honey, your love, or your girl. you
are so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, stupid. If you see clearly that I
love you, it's about as clear as/chocolate pudding! I'm not going to ky no
w - Spellbinder, okay! Don't get any more Ideas, because I'm not MARRING
YOU! Bye, hate, shanna! w/B/s I can resist you anytime! I can bring myself
to killing anyone ! Why don't you get me hooked up with someone cute?
remember you'd do anything for me?!. ( ( (
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note #3 I bet you think this is a love letter TO GRYVON ya know, YOU ARE A
FAG! you slimy, ugly, stupid, nercehcater! I'd rather go out with ham! Luke
will protect me, dull head!! you are a horses `a.,..... oooooooH! I wish I
could kill you! I just wrote you to make myself feel good Bye, hate,
(awthentic signature) % Shanna_______ PS. I know your little trap For me!
W/B/S even though I don't want you to !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. note #1
-2-Luke Luke, How did you find out about me? I know you said you seen me a
couple times, but where. I sorry if I'm asking you to much sometimes I get
a little curious with certain people. No I do mind you calling me old
because I am. I'm even a lot older than you think. I gave Obi-wan Kenobi
the message. I don't think your crazy. The guy going oper oper that was
Darth Vader and the other guy I'm not sure because I didn't get enough
info. from you. You need to tell your family or who ever your with to watch
out because Vader is getting near. You won't be in any trouble by me, since
you did help me by telling me what you did. Wait you said the other voice
was kind of old, that means it could be the emporear which he is in charg
of the evil people. You need to tell your people right away. Well got to go
P.S. W/B/S Ben
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note # 2 -2-Luke Luke , Hey boy or should I say man. Not alot here but
there is something you should now. I know your not 20, because I know that
you are only about 19, because I gave you to your uncle to take care of. I
had to change pens because the red one is running out. I know you lied
about living with your parnets and just about everything else you said. I
know this because I'm Obi-wan Kenobi. I would figure those people that were
talking were, Vader, Ursula, Gryvon, and the Emporear. But I'm not sure
right now if those are the right people. I have no idea what the message
stands for either. I'm older than you would be able to live. I'm over 300
years old and I know alot of stuff that I can and cannot tell you about. I
wouldn't call us friends, if you lie on the second note you write me.
Nobody tries to impress me (if thats what your doing ) by lying. They
impress me by telling me the truth. I know your life may seem meanigless
now, but it won't stay like that. Well I'll let you now-k-. Think about the
things I said. Bye P.S. W/B/S if want Obi- Ben wan Kenobi my real name is
Ben note #4 Dear, dear Gryvon. . . I know it's hard to say this, but. . . I
Love Ya man!!!! (giggle) LOVE Shanna P
________________________________________________ note #5 Dear Gryvon, ` I
admit it! @@@@@@~~~~~~___ I'm madly in love with you! will you ever forgive
me for sayin mean things to you! I LOVE YOU! Love, Shanna
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note #6 Dear Gryvon . . . SUCKER! did you REALLY think I liked your ugly,
sorry butt! You are a sleezeball, gutterbrain, muckworm, milksop, wiffer
wop! (breath, breath) L*ve _________Shanna________________________________
_______ note #7 31 42_73 6*7_42 39 17_56 Gryvon, Since You have been nice
and havent .written me, I will send you a friend of mine. he doesn't bite.
(giggle, giggle). (only if you make him mad. he's venomus.) He is my very
best friend, and I trust you to take good care of him while I go
visit.Luke. mmmmmm. Luke. Anyhow, His name is Otis. hes not a snake, a
snail ya know. Slow, slimy, cute. Bye, LO- HATE Shanna P note #4 Emperor
Dear Emperor, Hi! I have a new new new plan for trapping Shanna. Use Leia
for bait! from Vader note # 1 to the Emperor from: A.R. Skywalker Dear
Emperor, you suck! Look, Let's get something straight. I am not your stupid
brother, and one more thing, I am not turning on the dark side, because I'm
staying with my friends , leia and Luke, han, C-3po - and R2! yours truly,
Shanna-Renee SKYWALKER. PS. You shouldn't be so mean to vader, . . . uh,
Anakin. PPs. Do you know any cute boys you're a slimeball!
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note #2 to Emperor Dear Bird brain emperor, I'm not gay. I want to finish
them off so that Shanna Skywalker marrys Gryvon. Gryvon is mad about her!!
And I want Leia! Luke is my son, Princess Leia my daughter and I don't know
who the hell Shanna is. I just know Gryvon is crazy about her!! And I
understand she is totally hot. She wants some cute men. heres the trap for
Shanna; 1. Gryvon keeps telling the truth that he love her. 2. She keeps
writing him hat letters. 3. /Soon I will send my storm troopers to
--capture her and bring her to me: (breath, breath) and she will confess
she loves Gryvon or else! Or else what? we'll blast her home planet, crush
her in the garbage room , and throw her to the Rancolt. (The Rancolt is the
monster that luke crushtes under the door.) Then she will marry Gryvon. Do
you have any dissagreements with that, ! You Suck, LORD VADER
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NOTE # 3 Dear emperor, Okay, I got a (breath, breath) new plan for trapping
Shanna. here it is: 1. we set a trap. BRILLIANT, huh?(breath, breath) Okay,
I'll write Leia. I have to practice. "Hooo wll! Hi ya baby!" how was that?
VADER (breath, breath) note #1 To the Common Person To the Common Person
you wrote me, My name is Samantha (Skywalker) Jedi. I was the queen of the
Jedis and I have royal blood. I was married to Anakin Skywalker and we
got|\a divorce when he turned evil. After I had my two kids Luke and Leia I
almost died of pnemonia. Then someone put me in a secret hiding place and
they told me kids I died. Then Vader, who was orginally Anakin, found me
and took me to the woods and was asking me where my kids are. I'm not sure
about the code because I wasn't paying to much attention to it and I didn't
write it down. I have to go I think someone is coming. W/B/S ByE Samantha
If you want and I do know what it means. !@#$%^&*()_+({\}|//?~`"':;
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note # 2 Common Person From Samantha To the common Person, I know I told I
was a Queen but you don't have to call me your majesty. You know I can't
answer all your questions because I don't know if your good or bad. Even
though seem like you would be on the good side of the things you written. I
need to know to know if I can Trust you. I also need to know if you trust
me. Take your time to think about if you don't know. By the way I've told
you the truth about everything I said, Sorry about those extra marks. Since
I tell you the truth about me I want to know the truth about you and no
lying to me. If you want the truth from me I would also like it from you. I
will keep the letter you gave me to Answer the questions that I haven't
answer in this one. I'm not quite sure why I told you about part of my
life. Why thats all I'm gonna tell you for now. W/B/S Samantha the Queen
note #4 -2=Leia Leia, You didn't really get me upset. I'm sorry for saying
that. It was just I had a lot on my mine. Luke asking me a lot of question
because we didn't tell him the whole truth about his family. he just keeps
asking us questions about it. I will try my best to keep Vader away from
you but I'm not very good with my force. See I never really wanted to learn
how to use it but I learned any way and I haven't used it in a while. so I
maybe a little rusty with it. I hope I can stop him. It's just that Eilonwy
change her name and thats why I don't know how she is related to me. her
name use to be something else than Eilonwy and I don't know which one she
is. I can't recognizie her either. After you put Owen or should I say
undneath Owen you put or dignally? What does that mean. I mean how high on
our scale of forces. -14 is the highest there is . and I just don't know
how high Eilonwy's force is. I think it may be a -14 and thats why Vader is
having Gryvon try to make her on their side. Well actually I don't put her
through test, I have to train her or get some one else to train her. Luke
must be trained to because of some info I heard. Yeah I'm 26 and I guess
that eletricty lost just about everything he knows about me. Well I have to
go now because I need to get back to work on somethings. C-ya P.S. W/B
P.S.S. you didn't bore me Owen
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#5 Leia Leia, Thats ok that you started copying the note I gave you. Its a
honest mistake. I might be making more mistakes than I usually do because
I'm tired I haven't got much sleep. When I'm around people I try to hide
it. I heard you and Luke are both capture in Prydin and we are on our way
to get you. We should be there soon. I heard Vader's on his way to and that
we got to get there before he does. I'm not sure if this is true or not
since I'm not sure how the Dark Force works but Vader said my force can't
stop his force. But I'll keep trying even though my wife would rather me
not. Since you are Eilonwy's friend I guess I can tell you, Eilonwy's real
name is Princess Eilonwy. She is my daughter but don't tell Luke I want to
tell him myself. Well I know Eilonwy won't turn to the Dark Force soon as I
tell her who she really is. I just don't understand how she got lost and
why she doesn't remeber.. Well I let you and told you I would proberble
make alot of mistakes. W/B/S Owen* note #3 To. Andrew Smith The so called
Andrew Smith, I'm not a phoney and I did tell the truth to my knowledge of
it. My name is to Samantha and I do not work for the Empire ok. If I did I
wouldn't told you so much about me and I would probably be very stupid and
I'm not. You should know there are stupid on that side. If I was on the
Vader's side I wouldn't listen to him, I would go by my own plan. I'm on
the Reblels side. I haven't been lying to you and maybe we shouldn't writhe
each other no more if you think I'm lying. What do you think of that? You
have to write me at least one more time so I `know what you think. Don't
say I told you nothing about my self because I told you more than you need
to know. I'm not absolutely sure if Vader's Anakin Skywalker or not but
there's no other explanation for the things he knows. Well thats all I'm
telling now so Bye. I don't have Samantha no pain pills you can have ok. My
side didn't kill your family because we are the Rebels and Anyway we don't
know of Any Smiths Why should I look at my leg because I told you the truth
and you became mean. Why did you become mean Anyway I'm talking about at
me. I wan't to know all you know about this Luke Skywalker . I don't know
what to do about the Luke bothering you ok. Just tell me what you know
about ok. My kids last name isn't Vader for your info and I won't tell you
What it is. note #4 To Common Person To A common Person or should I say
Andrew Why did you write me two different notes one being mean and the
other being nice. You know I just happenn to read the mean one first and
then the other one. I also wrote the other one before I read the nice one.
I got a mean note from Vader to about my kids and stuff and that was before
your nice note to. I dont know how nice this note is going to be because I
kind of mad right now because of the things you guys said. If it was anyone
on'the Empire it would be you not me. So don't ever anything about like
that again. Oh and by the way don't be so hard on your self or you will
never do anything fun or exciting. Well thats too bad that your poor and
you know something I can't do anything to help because of what you were
saying. You'll know wha't your thing is soon enough. Why would I threaten
you. I don't know if I can trust you now. I wasn't married to Vader I was
married to the guy Vader use to be. Well you should go try new things and
maybe your life wouldn't be so boring. I thought Ben Kenobi was dead. You
need to demand the truth from people so you don't get confused so much. I
would like to know your real name if it ain't Andrew and if you know your
parnets. I'm asking because I'm curious. If I want to know anything else
I'll ask you ok. Who is this person scaring you and maybe I can do
something about, If want even tell me what this person knows. Tell me how
old you are. I have two kids Luke and Leia and their to old to be
babysitted. Their twins and their the same age. Two bad you don't have
anything to talk about when you go back to school. I wont tell you my kids
birthdays or their ages because I'm still mad. Do you this code is easy to
figure out. I won't tell you what it says though. The weird thing is it is
in order to. So you think Eilonwy and Gryvon are cousins. I feel sorry for
that poor girl Eilonwy. You mean theres another demention? Who are all you
are traveling with. Why don't you tell Leia how you feel about her. Do you
know what this sword names is. So the gythaiths have the sword. Why do you
say your stupid unless you really are. So thats how you got here. Well I
won't tell you why. What is this something. I would probably Understand. I
have a something that maybe it could be the same thing but I wan't you to
tell me about it. Since I could know more. Why would I look at your leg. I
don't thing I should right now while I'm still mad at you. Well I let you
go now Bye whoever you Are. Samanatha W/B/S note #1 Gryvon, I'm sorry I
can't accept you. You wouldn't make a perfect husband. I will not marry you
and your're ugly, I think. Anyways I'm going out with Paul Riana note #1-2-
Luke Luke, Hi I'm one of the fellow travelers Eilonwy. I was just wondering
if you could tell me a little abaut yourself. I will also tell you thing s
about me Maybe you'll find them interesting. Maybe not. `As you should know
my name is Eilonwy Jones and I was born in California. When I was young I
went to Disney Land and also to Sea World. When I was 3 I moved to Fremont
Oh, where I met a lot of people and made a lot of friends. Well 2 summers
ago I visited my grandpa in Mississippi. It was fun as long as my step
grandma don't get in the way. She sometimes can be mean. Just rectenly I
came to Australlia or wherever I'm at and ,you know of my travels from
there. Well since you know all about, or most of the things about me I'll
let you go. A Fellow Travler P.S. w/B/s Eilonwy P.S.S. I am 18 years old
going on 19 and both of my parnets are dead.
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note #2 -2- Luke, Your welcome for writing `you. That means welcome for
saying thank-you for me writing you if you can get that. I would say that
we are friends. No I didn't talk to your uncle, it just seemed you were
kind of lonely and there aren't many people living around here. I don't
want you to take this the wrong way or get the wrong idea because I do have
a sort of boyfriend, but I think you are kind of cute for boy your age.
Thanks for finding my life exciting. Well you could say that I was from a
different world. I feel sorry that you lost your mom to pnemonia. I've had
pnemonia before but it didn't kill me as you can tell, but I have to be
carefut I don't get it again, because it could kill me. Your Uncle has
probably got reasons for not telling you about your dad. What kind of stuff
do you put in this hidden book. I'm sorry you don't have to tell me if you
don't want to. Don't forget to tell me what you over heard in the next
note. Maybe your life is complicated and sad in the past and your Uncle and
Aunt couldn't bear to talk about it. Or maybe it's to sad for you to hear.
Well gotta to Bye. p.s. W/B/S Your Friend `Eilonwy -2- my friend Luke ~
note #3 -2- Luke Luke, I'm glad you can trust me and now I hope I can trust
you. I don't any body to know I'm telling you this not even your Uncle.
Don't get mad at him for not telling you about your family. He is just
trying to protect you. I will tell you the truth. Darth Vader is not Vaders
real name. His name is Anakin Skywalker. He is your Uncles brother and your
father. you can not tell anyone I'm telling you this. They say your dad is
dead because he turned evil... I'm not quite sure why or how though. He was
only marnied once before that would probably mean, Samantha is your Mom. I
could be wrong about Samantha but I think she is. Your Uncle may or may not
know is she is dead or not. You do have a force but your Uncle probably
didn't want to tell you about it. I will give any more info I can in the
next letter if you ask any questions. You don't have to give me the code.
I've seen it before and know can know how. You want to know something, I've
got the force to. You will probably need to learn how to use it and I need
to learn mine better. Maybe we can learn together. Well I'll let you go
now-k-. Bye P.S. W/B/S Your Friend P.S.s. Thanks for saying I'm beatiful.
Eilonwy Your sweet P.S.S.S. Don't tell anyone What I told you.
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_note #4 Luke From EilonwyLuke, Well I'm not sure if Vaders your dad or not
so I won't say anything more about it. The reason I know that his real name
is Anakin because Leia told me. I'm sorry if I made you mad by saying he
was your dad. You seem Like you might of been the way you wrote some of
your words on your last not. I'm really sorry I didn't to make you upset. I
mean your my friend and the last thing I would want , to do is to hurt you.
A force could be a push or pull but in this case its not. I'ts something
that only certain people have. I don't know who all has it though. It is
like some kind of power that you can control people with it and float and
stuff like that. I still don't know to much about right now. I didn't see
the code it was something else that I was thinking about and I said I saw
it. I have the force because I afraid to say Vader the creep is my Uncle
That is the reason he's trying to capture me. Your Friend Eilonwy P.S. I
really wouldn't mind if we kiss but there is something that doesn't think
we should so I don't think it wouldn't be a good idea, Sorry. PSS Thanks
for saying I'm gorgeous your not only sweet, and handsome, but also very
kind and genrous note #1 Dear. luke, hi! it's uncle Owen. You will not be
going to the acadmey, you will work with the rebels. (Leia, Shanna, han,
Chewbacca, R2, and E-walks.) luke, go to the dagaba system... LOVe, UNCLE
OWen write to Shanna. She'll introduce herself.
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Dear Luke, whats %? Hey, it's me again. The rebellion is a group of people
fighting against the dark side. What is the dark side? I guess you could
say it is the Emperor and Vader. Who are they? Vader is a guy with a
helmet. The Emperor is a lod dude. yes, Ashley's a rebel. She just joined,
and she's mad about you. Luke, Luke, Luke. You don't know who lives in the
dagobath system? MASTER YODA!!!!!! Who is yoda? ask me sometime. the
dagobath system is in galaxy Milkyway, with that sttt raacng planet called
earth sector 57, on the far side. TAde R2 D2. Sorry, Luke, I'm not your
father Vader . . . . killed him. But, you can call me father, and I'll call
you son . . . Yes! tell me what you heard at the metting! Tell me the code!
NO! GIVE IT to me!!!! your mother's name was Demetre, and your father's
name was AN' ` ` ` ` ALAN. W/B/S Now, be a good boy and go talk to ben.
(Hey! I thought he was dead, anway!) with love, UNCLE===== father Owen note
#1 to Luke Dear Luke, when I say you will do something and you don't
understand, damit, write, Shanna. Because of 3 things: `She loves you, She
is mad about you, and she needs protection from bung hole. Sorry So Short
Sorry So Sloppy love, Owen note #1 Magg, Well we will capture and kill the
companions When they get here because I have a feeling they will be here
soon because of the kid with the broken leg. My neice Eilonwy is with the
compainions I think and they might of gave Dyrnwyn to her. The rebellion
won't get in the way. We will find out who this boy with the broken leg is.
Maybe if you fix his leg he will tell you who he is. Maybe you better try
putting his leg in a cast or something might happen to him. We will kill
them because the Rebellion and the Empire is going to be ours. Well I let
you go now Bye. W/B/S Mr Idoit Yes I wonder what that means note #5 Luke
Andrew Boy you don't know what your talking about. What I mean is the
Anakin/Vader thing. You just don't want it to be'true and why do you care
so much about Anakin anyway. What do you mean when you said OH never mind.
I think your the one thats been lying because you told different stories.
You told me your dads nam was Steve and now its Robert. You lied to me
about your father. I should be mad at you not you at me because your the
one that was lying. You can decide if you want to wright back unless you
want to. Why do you say theres no way that Vader could be Anakin, how would
you know. Anythings possible don't you know that . I have pain pills but
you can't have any of them because you don't have a certain thing Plus no
manners. I thought you /were a nice kid and then all of a sudden you
becaome mean, which now your like Luke the evil one. What do you mean going
into the 9th grade; he's like 18 or something. When did I mention .Princess
Leia. Well thats all for now Bye W/B to hear resp so-called Andrew. note #2
Andrew, Well you don't got to be such a grouch. Nobody said it was your
fault about Vader writing me. I also didn't say you were Vader so don't be
so mean. You are such a mean guy. Vader started writing me so don't worring
about him. Well your father fought in the Clone `Wars so its his fault he
died. You seem like Anakin is your father or something. The way you talk
about him. Remeber you are the one telling the lie not me. Why would your
aunt say things to you that are mean. Stop thinking that you won't do
anything excited or you won't. I won't tell you how I would help you if I
not mad you because I'm to mad at you. If Vader threatens you why would I.
I don't like Vader any more than you do. If I don't have your trust I can
do any thing for you or do anything. I'm not from the Empire so I wouldn't
have you keep that kind of seceret. Vader wa's not always Vader if you know
anything he was change. I didn't believe it at first but now I do. I
thought Ben was dead because thats what I heard. What do you mean I'm the
first to confused me. You said you were confused before me. I do'not lie
because it's aganist my religion. You have no reason not to trust me but I
have a reason not to trust you though. I don't work for the Empire. I
probably could stop Vader but I'm to mad to. Find don't tell me the
embarrsing thing don't bother me. Don't worry about the something. I don't
want to look at you because I'm mad at you. Say Happy B-day to Eilonwy.
Well Bye W/B Samantha note #1 |/\ To my EmPorer My Emperor, Yeah I am
thinking about mairiage to my girl Leia. My nephew Gryvon is fine because
his force is getting stronger. Yeah he is doing with everything. I'm not
sure of his level of intelligence but its low. I thinkk a storm tropper is
good job for Gryvon. Yes I am training Ursula. My force lets me train on
those people. Dont' talk about me and my children. I know you capture Mr.
Zam and now we have to capture Eilonwy so she can help us. Gryvon can tell
us where she is because he is with them now learning their plans. Bye for
Now Your servent VaderI won't Fail You I won't Fail you W/B/S
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note #2 It has to be black The circle of evil@ < To my Great Emporear Sorry
for mispelling My Great Emperor, I don't think me and Leia are getting
married because she keeps writing me these hate note, and I can sence she
don't like me. Right now Gryvon is a -8 so in about another wear he will
have a -9, or -10 whichever he works for the hardest so he is almost out of
the weak force. I will Gryvon he is to becaome a stormtrooper. ursula is
coming along just great. I know my powers don't work on you. What do you
mean finish off the good in me there is no good in me except caring for my
family which alot of evil people do. I'll have to have Gryvon set up the
trap for Eilonwy even tough he's in love with her. The reason is because he
was sent to go after her. I don't think she would fall into Mr. Idoits
hands because she wants him dead. I know Gryvon and Eilonwy can't get
married because they are related. They are cousins since you say Gryvon is
my nephew and Eiolonwy is my neice. That means I Eilonwy's uncle to. No I
haven't located the force sword yet. I guess I will just have to come out
and tell Gryvon the truth next he writes me so I can write him back. It
just slip my mind that I wrote part of that book and read the rest so I
couldn't tell you about it. I'm just curious why you told me the story of
my life and part of your, did you think I lost my memory or something.
Maybe I did when zap me with the electricty. Well I guess it was good that
you told me because I didn't some of the stuff. Like I didn't know I have a
brother. Do Gryvon and Eilonwyhave the same parnets or do they have
different parets. If they have the same they are brother, and sister and
you can ignore the remark cousin earlier in the note, but if the have
different parnets they're cousins. Oh by the way I'm not sure but I think
my kids are alive and well. If I just have one brother and no sisters that
means that Gryvon and Eilonwy have to be brother and sister. Why wasn't she
ever metion in the story that you wrote. So that is how I definetly got on
the dark force I can t believe I don't remeber that. How did Eilonwy get
such a < force (High) and Gryvon didn't? How Low of a number does she have
and how high is her power. Gryvon probably knows Eilonwy's quest and he
could tell us if he would ever write me. I guess I will have to let you go
for now because I have nothing else to say. So Bye for now and I will not
fail you. w/B/S Your smart and trusting servant I wont fail you I would
never try to. Vader note #1 ----- ~Leia- Hey there sexy! this is Vader.
Ohhh, I know you want me. I can feel it. I know Luke wants me too. I want
you both. Mmmm. Well (W.B.) Love, Vader note #1 Gryvon, I don't want to go
out with you because I do not want a boy friend right now. Plus I don't r
know you very well to go out with you. So sorry about your luck. Sincerly
Vera R
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note #2 Gryvon, I don't like you at all. Sorry But I think staying singl is
more inportant than geting married to you. Tell the people that the wedding
is was not going to happen at all. I'm tried of all the letters you write
me. I'm so sick of it.don't write another letter to me as long as you live.
Mr. Idiot is not a fine man at all if you knew him you would not think so.
Vera Roy P.S. TELL VADER THAT I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU. I don't not like
you from the get go. O.K. So I lied about likeing you because you are ugly
little snob that I don't like at ALL So Stop writing me. O.K.
________________________________________________ note #1 -2-Luke Luke, How
did you find out about me? I know you said you seen me a couple times, but
where. I sorry if I'm asking you to much sometimes I get a little curious
with certain people. No I do mind you calling me old because I am. I'm even
a lot older than you think. I gave Obi-wan Kenobi the message. I don't
think your crazy. The guy going oper oper that was Darth Vader and the
other guy I'm not sure because I didn't get enough info. from you. You need
to tell your family or who ever your with to watch out because Vader is
getting near. You won't be in any trouble by me, since you did help me by
telling me what you did. Wait you said the other voice was kind of old,
that means it could be the emporear which he is in charg of the evil
people. You need to tell your people right away. Well got to go P.S. W/B/S
Ben
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note # 2 -2-Luke Luke , Hey boy or should I say man. Not alot here but
there is something you should now. I know your not 20, because I know that
you are only about 19, because I gave you to your uncle to take care of. I
had to change pens because the red one is running out. I know you lied
about living with your parnets and just about everything else you said. I
know this because I'm Obi-wan Kenobi. I would figure those people that were
talking were, Vader, Ursula, Gryvon, and the Emporear. But I'm not sure
right now if those are the right people. I have no idea what the message
stands for either. I'm older than you would be able to live. I'm over 300
years old and I know alot of stuff that I can and cannot tell you about. I
wouldn't call us friends, if you lie on the second note you write me.
Nobody tries to impress me (if thats what your doing ) by lying. They
impress me by telling me the truth. I know your life may seem meanigless
now, but it won't stay like that. Well I'll let you now-k-. Think about the
things I said. Bye P.S. W/B/S if want Obi- Ben wan Kenobi my real name is
Ben ---2- the common person note #1 Dear Common Person, I don't remeber all
that you wrote so i will just answer to what I remeber. The reason why I
don't rember is because I misplaced your note right now and I also thought
I already wrote you. Well anyway The ony way I won't hurt you guys is if I
get your cooperation. You will find that out soon enough. The only people I
wouldn't hurt our my son and daughter unless they turn against me. I would
tell you who they are but I can't because I don't want you to find out who
I really am. I will tell you there first names tough: My son name is Luke
and my daughter's name is Leia.. By the way I will keep you protected if
you help me. W/B/S Bye Vader
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PERSON To the common person, I want to know something. What was so terrible
that I did to you to make you hate me? Was it that you say me or my side
killed your family. Who was it and I can tell you the truth. If your
traveling with a girl named Eilonwy (that I know fairly well.) Your Uncle
and two other people, then I bet your name is Luke. I know because Gryvon
told me your name. You know you have the same name as my son. His name was
Luke and I also have a daughter named Leia. I wish I knew where they were
so they could help me. You know something I told your uncle that someone
wrote me but I didn't say any names. If you must know I am not in charge of
the bad guys but if there something to happen to who is, I would take his
place. I know Gryvon is stupid but certain things he says I have to
believe. The only person I'm certain I won't hurt is my son Luke and my
daughter Leia. P.S. W/B/S to the stuff I wrote Vader
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note #3 -2- Paul -2- Luke I know something you don't know Ha >ha To Luke or
Paul, I have a feeling your Luke because your Uncle's name is Owen. That
means your Luke and I know who you are. I know a lot about you that you
don't know. Luke there is no escaping me now that I know your identity. You
have a force you don't even know about. I have something in store for you
you don't even know about. Well I'll let you go now. So you can ask Uncle
Owen what I mean, that is if he'll tell you. Well Bye my son Luke. Luke I'm
your father. W/B/S Bye Vader note #1 Gwydion Gwydion, Well you just take
care of Mr. Zam and Joseph and I will get back as soon as I can if I can
get away. Well I hope Eilonwy (Princess Eilonwy) is OK on her quest, I
don't know if my children are dead because the way Vader is acting my ex
husband before he turned evil. Yes I know Beru she was a good friend of
mine but I'm not sure what happen to her. What I mean is since she probably
thinks I'm dead like alot of other people. If she dosen't know where
Eilonwy is I feel sorry for her. Wouldn't Eilonwy have a royal force since
her mother has one. Yeah my husband did have a strong force -14. Yeah my
kids name is Luke and Leia. They had to figure out the code that some
gwthaintl gave him. Well gotta go Bye for now Samantha note #1 --- To
Gryvon You Stink like Garbage Gryvon EILONWY Gryvon I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU!
YOU ARE AND A VERY MEAN! YOU WOULD MAKE A STINKY HUSBand. I FELL SORRY FOR
ANYONE WhO MaRRy'S YOU! I SEEN YOU BEFORE AND YOUR VERY Ugly!!!! BYE
EILONWY W/B/S I want to see what you have to say about
that...........,,,,,,, YOU look ANd smell like a dog.!! Stinky I talking
about a dog who hasn't been clean in a year. I HATE YOU Don't Even think I
would come and see you. You ugly Dirt bag I don't like to go out with
someone who reminds of Mr. Idiot and you do.
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note #2---To my Nasty Dirt bags Gryvon & Vader Ugly, Hey dirt bag! What's
stinky besides you? First of all I'm not your honey. We are not meant for
each other, the only thing meant for you is a dog. I have no true feelings
for you so deal with it. I don't care what you dad says because he doesn't
know a human from a cow. Your not smart either. Your average is probably
0.5. We are not getting married please get that through your thick skull. I
would never go to Spellbinder land with you because I hate you, and I Mr.
Idiot. Mr. Idiot makes me sick so that means you make me sick. I want to
live anywhere far away from you OK. I bet a lot of people are going go be
disappointed especially your father because their is not going to be a
wedding. Your not offer me nothing but a stinky disgusting man, which I
don't want. Give this message to Vader: you can write yourself but, if you
want to write someone pretty write my friend Leia. Mr. Zam is not a snob or
stuck up, or ugly. He is a very handsome man unlike your ugly self. Bye!!!
Say Bye to the Dirt bag for me. W/B/S Your hater Eilonwy What do you think
of my beautiful design! Don't forget to take a bath because you smell
Gryvon. Tell Vader to take one to. Vader: No I don't know where your boy is
and if I did Why would I tell you because your a disgusting big, fat, hog.
Got the picture, stop eating so much Food. I hate you but write me back so
I know if your going to write Leia!! Gryvon: Your So disgusting that I
couldn't even be 2 feet in front of you without puking Lose a few pounds,
do something maybe you could with your hair and just maybe you could win me
over and maybe not. !! !! note #3 Gryvon Gryvon, Don't call me wonderful
either! I can insult anybody I want to. Tell Vader I'm not a sewer rat. I
said that Mr. Idiot makes me sick not Mr. Zam so you better get your story
straight. I don't believe you lost four pounds and did something with your
hair. You need to lose more than four pounds. Go head and write Leia, I
don't want your sorry self writing me anyway Vader. I don't think we are
meant for each other because you gross me out and make me sick like Mr.
Idiot. I didn't think it was mean to cut your dad down. I thought was
funny. Your average is only .5. I hate you and I would never marry you. Mr.
Zam is a sweet loving man and if you cut him down one more time I'll kill.
Mr. Zam said he was going to smash you like an aunt, because of what you
said. Your hater PS Eilonwy Write back or don't Gryvon your a mean old
mean! And a disgusting creep I hate you Gryvon you suck!
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#4 Gryvon Gryvon, Hey boy! I'm sorry I hurt your feelings but it is
something I had to do. I want to know something, how did you ever come to
liking me? You have never met or have never seen me. Unless my friend gave
you a picture of me. Did she I would like to know. The reason I had to hurt
your feelings is, because I don't like you and you had to get that into
your mind. By the way Mr. Zam told me to Ask how the weather is, and to
tell you to go jump on a kangaroo. Well I will let you go now okay. Bye
Eilonwy PS Write Back to Answer Questions. By the go head and tell Joseph
about me I would appreciate that and that would make me happy !! !! Don't
worry it's not a mean letter, this time okay. so don't be afraid to read
it.
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note #5 Gryvon Gryvon, I really am sorry for hurting your feelings. I was
just playing around. I hope you forgive me. You are such a sweet fellow,
but you have to accept that I like Mr. Zam and Joseph. Well you actually
have to accept that I love them. Well I let you go okay. P.S. Write Back
Bye your sweetheart Eilonwy Note #2 -2- my Joseph my one and true love
Joseph my love, Hey Baby what's hot besides you. Not to much here besides
me. I just love when you put hearts for the letter O. I think it shows your
love in every heart and I would do the same thing but I just don't have it
in me. When Gryvon writes back again and I go to write him back I'm going
to break it off with him. So it will just be you and me and a little of Mr.
Zam. I hope your not jealous that I like Mr. Zam. I know he is your father
and everything but I still like him. Your father got carried off by
gwythaints and I haven't heard from him since. I can't wait till I see you
again. I really miss you and I hope I find your twin brother very soon, so
we can see each other very soon. My love for you keeps me going each day.
Well I let you go now sweetheart. I hope you can get some sleep now that
you heard from me. By the way I'm okay right now. Love ya Bye Write me Back
Soon as you can -*- Your Sweetheart
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______ Note #3 _My love Joseph That's OK you haven't written me in a long
time because now its even because it took me awhile to write you. Well I
hope your leg is better by time I get back. You know when I ask you what's
hot besides you you should of said me. But that's OK you didn't sweetheart.
Well at first he thought I was just joking and then he realized that they
were my true feelings. Yes I notice the way your father stares at me and I
kind of like it because its nice to know your attractive to people older
than you. I might like (love) your dad but I Love you m*re OK. No I s*rry
but I d*n't know any m*re ab*ut him and I wish I did. I miss him. Just like
I miss you. I can't wait till I see you either because I l*ve you so. How
do you like the couple hearts I put in the notes. Well I still all right.
Well right now and these other people are walking to the maurders because
my friend Leia and my friend Luke are capture. I'm with Owen Luke's Uncle,
Paul, Taran. Paul reminds me of you because he looks like. Sometimes I even
think he is you and realize its not you. That's how much I miss you. Well
I'll let you go now Bye. W/B/S sweetheart love ya See ya soon Your lover I
hope Eilonwy note #3 To my idoit servant Gryvon To my Idoit Gryvon, Gryvon
you are so dumb I'm surprised I taught you write so well. Those letters
from letters from Leia and Eilonwy are not trick letters. I sorry to say
that is why I been so disapointed the last couple days because I know Leia
hates me and I can also sence Eilonwy hates you to. I sorry to say its
true. Your almost to the dark force. We have to capture Eilonwy because she
has a force that will help us take down the Alliance. We will be defeated
if we don't get her and the sword Mr. Idiot has. If Eilonwy gets hold of it
before we do where doomed because he has a strong force and she can use it.
No I don't know if their alive. They all already have the force so I don't
have to to worry to much about them, I'm sure they can take care of
themself. Yes, my wife got sick with the pnemonia and died because I
couldn't get her to a doctor fast enough. My father taught me to be a Jedi
Knight ok. My kids are twins that means ther're the same sge. I wear the
mask over my face so know one will know one will know my secert identy
except the people I truly care about. Your dad said if anything shall
happen to him that I shall take take care of you and he disappeared when
you were a young boy. So there isn't going to be a wedding even though I
still trying to convince her that she likes even though I know she doen't.
She has a strong force that is good and you have have a dark force that is
bad and thats makes it hard to sence, contact or even feel her. one+1 is 2
you dumb headed person. and 10*10 is 100 and that only took my half an hour
to figure it out. P.S Good to see you using new words. W/B/S Your master
Vader
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note #4 -2- my Idoit Servant Gryvon I'm so happy right now. Gryvon my
servant, Nothings cool right now and if you must know the ceiling ^ and the
floor is %. I will try to explain things more carefully this time so maybe
you'll understand and won't forget. My life is just ok, right now since you
ask I told you. You want to know the truth Leia and Eilonwy are good as you
should know. Well Anyway I'm not sure if Leia has power or not and Eilonwy
cannot marry you. You better sit down when you read this part and believe
what I'm telling you. Eilonwy can't marry you because she is relative of
ours. I'm am her uncle and she is my niece. I'm not sure if your brother
and sister or not. Eilonwy doesn't know this yet and I'm not sure if I
should tell her or if you should or if anybody we know should tell her.
What do you think we should do? That is also why we need to capture her.
What your were feeling is not her love for you but her love to be evil even
thoghhe has been good hand wants to stay that way. Even tough she would
like to het back at all the people who have been mean to her and hate her
for no good reason at all. Well I have to go eat something becase I'm
hungry right now. So I get back to you later. I'm finally back The answer
to 3* 32 is 96 and the answer to 3* 37 is 111. The reason I gave you both
answers is because I dedn't know if it was 32 or 37. Those both took me 15
minutes a piece. You saw a kid name Luke and a guy named Owen. Luke iis my
son and And you will already know who who Owen is before you get to this
spot. That means my son is alive and a good chance Princess Leia is alive
to. well I have to go now Bye my nephew. Right I'm so happy I could scream.
C-ya Your master P. S. L.Y.L.AS' ^% That means Love ya Like A son Owen is
your Dad Vader
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note #5 -2- Gryvon Gryvon, I know Leia and Eilonwy are both pretty. Yes you
can say she is good- looking. Maybe you should tell her that. Some
relatives wish they were not related because they fall in love with that
person, but they know they can't get involved. No Leia doesn't have a force
that I know of. I'm not giong to force her to marry me. Did you ever kiss
her on the lips because if you did, I would understand you barfing, but for
any other reason I wouldn't. I'm not sure if your brother and sister or
cousins yet. Your job will be to become a storm-tropper which is a spy if
you didn't remeber. 3x3 is 9 if I didn't tell you on the last note. I
couldn't tell you about Owen for certain reasons and my kid's' name is Luke
but I dont know if he is my boy or not. I don't know where Leia is. L Y L A
S ^ rember what that stood for W/B/S Vader
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note #6 -2- Gryvon Gryvon, The Emporear said that Eilonwy is Owen's
daughter, so that means she is your sister. That is how she is related to
you and she is related to me because I am her Uncle. Which you should know
already. I couldn't tell you about your father because certain people
didn't want me to. I meant that maybe she is related to us without any of
us knowing and she doesn't know she has the force and know one else knows
either. I'm talking about Leia. Well I can't talk right now any more, any
thing else you wanted to ask me ask me later, ok. That means in the next
letter. Well I go to go because of the Emporer Bye for now. W/B/S Vader
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note #7-2- Gryvon Gryvon You are not smarter than me because I got more
words than you and I show right now! You made me mad be calling me stupid.
I circle the words you came up with and put a box around around the ones I
came up with. end of message we know where the snoinapmoc are Gnipmac at
we've DEIps one ment their Seman are Luke Owen leia Elinwy ona paul Four Fo
meth are sreklawyks The Rehto is a pneidusla Elionway sah the sword
wywbryd. ew Toum get the sword and thats what I figure out in all lf the
messages so don't even think your smarter than me. I know almost what ever
word is and by next I should have the message decoded. Bye I don't want to
write any more to this note. W/B/S Vader From Leia to Luke letter one Luke,
Hey, handsome guy. Not much here, how about you? I want to thank your cute
self for writing me! It was very thoughtful of you and please continue to
do so! Thanks for all of your compliments to me. You `re so sweet! . . I
don't think we should get married because of something. It's some sort of
strange feelings for you or something. Don't ask. I do want to go out with
you, though. I think I better go, sweet lover boy of mine. Have a great
day!!! Your lover girl, Leia PS Don't forget to W/B/S
________________________________________________ From Leia to Luke letter
two Luke, my love Hey, Sweetie. Yes, same with me. Every time I talk to you
I feel so good inside. As I said before, it's too early to be talking about
marriage as far as I'm concerned. Yes, It'd be nice to move somewhere where
Vader can't find us and try to force both of us into marriage with him. ,
and he scares me! You should have seen the letter he wrote me. It was so
disgusting. There's another reason I can't marry you now and that is that I
come from another demention. I'll be having to go back to it pretty soon,
I'd say. My favorite subject? Hum, I'll have to think on that one. I guess
it would be science. Yes, I like to write, too. Okay, I'll remember that.
Well, love you, too Leia'sPS Write back! I can't wait to hear from you,
again. PSS I have to go to bed, now. C-ya in the morning.
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From Leia to Vader letter two Vader, the idiot, This is from Leia, you ugly
thing. Hi, From me, to Vader. Don't you dare call me sexy ever again! You
hear me. I don't like people with perverted minds and you defiantly have
one. Yeah, I knew it was you writing me from the way your dumb brain makes
you write. You are such an idiot! You dumb dork, why would I want you.
You're so disgusting! How can you "feel it"? Do you have some strange
powers or something because I don't know what your dumb self means. I mean
dumb self. Luke hates your guts. (He doesn't know who you are, but he hates
you because I showed him all your notes.) why would he want you. No one
wants you except Ursula. Get that into you, you dumbhead! I don't care
about your sexually messed up dreams. Your dreams will never come true. No
person in their right mind would ever be alone with you (except for
Ursula.) Don't even come near me because Han, Luke, and Joseph will kill
you if you do! Anyway, don't call me good-looking, either. You're married
to Shirley, right? Or did you murder her? Well, I should let your retarded
self go now. Bye!! Your hater, Leia PS write back, please. note # To the
person called Luke, I don't know who you are, but you should know
something: I'm going to marry Leia and you both on the same day. You sound
so cute! I can't wait to get with you and her alone! How do you know what
she wants. Maybe she hates you and is in love with me. Anyway, I have
certain powers and I can use them on her. I haven't tried it yet but I bet
you ten dollars that when I use them, she'll be in so much love with me she
won't know what to do. So ha/ha. And guess what, I probably can also use
them on you, too. And don't think I won't. You'll be in love with me before
you know it. You couldn't murder me! I'm powerful and you're not! I'm not
scared of you, little boy. You're the one that should be scared. I'm going
to marry Ursula in oh about a week. I heard Ursula was pregnant. I wonder
with who, do you know? Do you have a problem with that!!! Bye, you handsome
hunk, you. Your friend, Darth Vader
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Gryvon. Thanks for saying your sorry but I don't know if I can forgive
you.. you want to know something I forgive you but don't let it happen
again. Guess what I figure our the code. Here it is. Well most of it I lost
the rest.End of message we know where the companions are camping at. We
spied on them their, names are Luke Owen Princess Leia Princess Elionwy,
and Paul. Four of them are Skywalkers. The other is a friend. Also Elioway
has the sword dyrnwyd. We must get the sword and capture them all. A boy
named Taran Skywalker is about to join the group. Also the maurders led by
Mr. Idoit are about to capture them all. The gwythaint named force has
resigned being a spy and is helping them. He already said he told you. The
young Skywalker leia and Luke are still alive they are the only hope lf the
rebellion. Also the compaions are in danger. That is all I have I lost the
rest. I not sure if that is into Part 2 or 3 or just part one. That means
the boy Luke is mine but Leia is not traveling with them and who is
Eilonwy. I remeber from the message it said she was a princess but these
people are not traveling with Owen Eilonwy and Leia Plus Paul. Once you
figure out why tell me if I don't first. There is no way you could be
smarter than me because I figured out the whole mesage. Well I'll let you
go now Bye.W/B/S Vader_
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note #9 Gryvon, No promblem but next time you do it I won't forgive you. So
I misspelled Dyrnwyn its not going to hurt no one. Well I tell the Emperor
about the sword since you can't. You don't have to keep apologizing for
insulting but I do like it because it makes me feel special.The first code
is this message The young Skywalkers Leia and Luke are still alive The are
in danger. The only hope for the rebellion. Also the companions are in
danger. Mr. Idiot plans to kill them all. Do somethinG before he carries
out his plans. part 3.to do this must mean to break the spell of the sword.
Only princess Elionwy can do this but first she must learn of her secert
identy Part 4 A gwythaint resign of being- on the drak side. Elionwy saved
my life, Elionwy and her twin brother Taran will destroy mr Idoit and the
maurders. and sey that is a threat peror me will be Deyortsed by the
Skywalkers luke leia nda anakin that is. their destiny yes Luke is mine and
he - will join this side. I didnt to tell you about being a prince. Well
gotta go Bye Turn over ^ P.S W./B/S P.s.s. I will still marry Leia the date
will be sone Your master Vader I think Leia not metioned because she just
going to marry me and also elionwy and could be hiding Princess Leia but if
they were why boy hide Luke to. May be Leia got Loat and she hasn't been
found yet. Thats my Leia/ Princess leia/ EIlionwy thing Bye note #9 To my
sweet sweet Gryvon ~ Gryvon, Hey sweet stuff! You know something I had to
go in and barf right after I said that. I'm sorry Gryvon Not you little two
timing fool. Don't worry what that means because your to stupid to know.
You know your letters are stupid. I got sick every time I read one because
you just gross me out. You should forget about the wedding because I
wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth. Ursula is my friend
even she is on the wrong side right now but she will get over and be back
with me. Once Mr. Zam realizes who you are get rid of you and your ugly
self you understand dirt bag. Every time I wrote one of those trick letters
saying I like you made me sick because you gross me out and I know I
already said but I was making it clear. I don't want you calling me
anything besides Eilonwy do you understand you ugly stinking rotten dirt
bag. Well I go and rip up all those letters you gave because they mean
nothing to me. P. S. Write Back I want to know your reaction understand
Honey~ Bye You should of listen to Vader when he told you I was playing a
trick on you!~ Eilonwy I Love You I miss you so mush ~
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note # 10-2- my worst Nightmare Gryvon To the disgusting sicko that you
are, I wasn't getting sick because I'm sick. It is because you make me
sick. Get through your disgusting mind that I hate your guts. That sweet
sweet Gryvon was a joke you idiot. You and Vader are both idiot. Leia and I
were just acting like we like you. I wouldn't like you even if try to force
me into liking you. I hope I am sick during the wedding so I don't have to
show and say I don't. There is not going to be a wedding at all. Vader
isn't going to force Leia to do anything. I had to switch pens because the
pink seems to be getting low on ink if you know what that means. Why are
you and Vader such good friends. Just curious. Well your such an idiot that
he doesn't want you to know anything you idiot. A two timing fool is your
butt being ugly and your face being the same way. . It means that you are
going out with two people at the same time and the people your going out
with don't know you each other are. Yes I know Shirley is alive and I'm
happen for Vader and Shirley kissing. Ursula just doesn't know what she's
dealing with right now and she doesn't love Vader. Dirt bag is not a love
term. Well I really hate you now because your on Vader's side and not mine
and Zams. I'm going to tell Mr. Zam who you really are if you don't tell
him you understand you filthy dog. You know I don't want you checking up on
me to see if I'm all right. Well Bye you creature from the lagoon PS W/B/S
Your worst enemy and hater PPS. You shouldn't of said anything to me about
you being on Eilonwy. Vader side now your in trouble. I hate you I hate you
You are such a retarded Bum that needs helP. From Gryvon note- in
Harrington note#15 -2- my hateful relative Gryvon Gryvon, Hey relative
whats ^ ? Not much here I guess. I have to tell you something I know about
the oh never mind. I have to tell something else which is that I hate the
dark side and will never turn to that side. DO YOU UNDERSTAND! I hope you
do because I will not turn to the Dark side. You would have to kill me
before I would join that side, and if you did I couldn't join it could I.
Well thats enough about the dark side and its evil self. I don't really
have to keep writing you, I can stop if I want to you know that you idiot.
I mean you low intelligent life form. You don't need to find me any good-
looking guys because you don't know what I like in a guy. I already have a
boyfriend anyway but I can't see him now because I'm on my quest. You are
to smart for me, I will tell you my real quest. My quest is to find as many
friends and make as many friends as I possibly can. the reason I have to do
this is because I'm not to good at making friends with strangers and this
quest will help as you can see. Well that is enough about my quest. What do
you mean James and Shirley aren't my real brother and sister. Do you know
how much that hurts me (not). Why am I worried about if Their dead. Well I
should probably let you go now because I'm tired of writing and I have
nothing else to say to you. Well Bye. So how is your life. Terrible I hope.
Mine is Jin Dandy if you know what that means. P. S. W/B/S P.S.S. I'm
telling about you secret meeting to prove I don't want to be on the dark
side~~~~~~~ Don't you Just love how I write my name? Eilonwy I dON'T LIKE
YOU -2- my hateful relative Gryvon
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note # 16 -2- my Bro Gryvon " Gryvon I know about the You go ahead and tell
Vader about that ^ secret meeting because you told me about it. You said
you had a secert meeting in the woods and told me to forget you said it
because I wasn't supposed to know. You want to know how come I'm so smart
well I'll tell you. I'm smart because I go to school and learn about new
things and I could just sence we were brother and sister. Who's your dad,
because whoever he is that means he's my dad to. I'm just want to know who
my real father is. Is that so wrong. I don't think it is, so can you tell
me. You can't force me over to your side because I'm learning of my powers
and mine force repeals the Dark Side.. There is no way your smarter than
Vader. You want to know something I look nothing like you so you better not
tell the storm trooper I look like you. I won't marry anyone of your side.
Isn't the Emporear a relative of Vader's. If he is I couldn't marry him
because he would be related to me to. How could the Emporer have a crush on
me with seeing me? Your welcome for telling you of my quest that I'm on.
Your so smart for not believing me the first time. Thanks for saying that
you love how I write me name. You can be sweet sometimes and then evil
other times. Why don't you just come out of the dark side and be on the
good side? I would respect you a lot more if you did. Plus you would be
with your sister which is me and my friends that I would be making. Well
I'll let yo go now. Bye W/B/S means write Back Soon Get your brain into
focus so you can Eilonwy remember things. In your last note you ask me what
something means what was it?
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note #17 My hateful Brother Gryvon, Your now handsome cute or nothing you
are just sicking. The sight of you makes me sick and throw up. You want to
know whats going on with me well tell you. Nothing you need to know. I
don't know where Princess Leia is, I don't even know what she looks like.
Seems like everyone knows about Luke and I wonder why. Well the code lied
because their is no sign of Princess Leia here. You should trust me because
I'm your sister and I would never lie to my dear brother. I told you the
truth at the beginning the note and if I hurt your feelings I'm sorry.(not)
Leia will not marry Vader because she is going back to her world so there.
That nice that you go to school but since you have a bad memory you'll
forget everthing you learn. Okay I tell you my plans but please tell who my
father is. My plan is to rescue Leia and my other friend from trouble.
Please tell me my father I will be your friend forever. (maybe) Thanks for
telling me What my force does. I sence you guys and problems from a couple
things so thats how I knew about the argument. Why did you give everyone my
picture. That makes me disaponted in you and I don't know if I can begin to
trust you know. You made me very sad by passing my picture around and I
don't think I can forgive you. I know I'm beautiful but your not handsome.
I would never marry someone from your side. I know I have a perfect way of
wording `things. I would like you much better if you were on my side. I
don't know if anyone else would or not. Well I let you go now Bye. Your sis
P.S. W/B/S Eilonwy P.S.S. Since you will tell me dads name I would like to
know my name to dirt bag. (sorry) (not) note #3 Leia Leia, Hey! How are you
doing? Me I think I'm ok. I'm sorry if I messed your name up. I'm sorry for
calling you your Vader. That's okay that you don't want to date Gryvon. I
want to ask you something. WoUld you go out with me if I was dating Shirley
and wasn't so evil? I heard Eilonwy really does like Gryvon, but I don't
think she does. I think she's playing a joke on me. Ask Eilonwy if Mr. Zam
wanted anymore info for me to ask Gryvon. My family life is just fine and
not messed up okay! I think I do now of someone you might like. His name is
Paul and he is related to that Joseph kid that Gryvon told Eilonwy like.
Well tell me if you want him to write you. If you do I will stop writing
you and let you be with . paul. I'm sorry everytime I went to write Paul
for some reason I wrote Joseph. P.S. W/B/S I hope you know what /W/B/S
stands for Sincerly, Vader
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note #5 Leia Leia, Hey sweet thing! Whats going on with you? Nothing here
with me. I am so glad and astonished that you like me. I think that you and
me would make a better couple than Shirley and m. What do you think. I have
misplaced the last note you wrote me so, If you had any questions I could
not answer them. I'm so sorry it took me so long to write you back. I hope
you weren't to diapointed with me for taking so long. Hey, if Gryvon and
Kathy get married maybe you and me could join them.Well let you go now Bye
W/B/S Sorry so Short Vader
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note #6 To my women Leia Leia, Hey loving girl of mine. Hey whats going on
with my beatiful girl. I hope nothing bad. Nothing is going up here except
for Gryvon keeps talking about that sweet girl Eilonwy. I think if any
thing was to happen to them, Gryvon will just die a loney man. I already
ask Gryvon to set up the dates they are either for this weekend or next
weekend. next time I will have an answer. Well Bye my dear love. I am in
more love with you than Shirley. Well Bye Babe. Write Back Soon -*- P.S. my
name is Anakin Skywalker your man Vader note #16 Leia my sweet Leia, Thanks
for telling me what soot is. The write me fall in love with me and marry me
junk wasn't for Shirley. To tell you the truth I think Shirley is ulgy and
I can't stand the sight of her. The feeling you have is love for me and
thats why your writing me. You will marry me right now your just hiding
your feelings for me. I was not to much of a whip to kill the Emperor I
tell you why. He had magical powers that I couldn't use them on him even
though I try and try. You aren't going back to your side because your going
to marry me sweey girl of mine. You won't go through the doorway so you
don't have to worry about marrying me. You don't have parnets from your
world anymore because your not going back. I thought the loves notes were
real before because I didn't know you very well but now I can tell if you
write real or fake ones. Plus if you do write another one then it has to be
real because of my powers. I think Owen may have a crush on you to or
otherwise he would of told you he can't use his powers to stop me. YOU WILL
MARRY ME! So I make mistakes so everyone does so hush about my mistakes. I
meant Owen OK. I talking about the mistakes I made about the force. If you
don't like why were sorry for you mistade. Well Bye lovely. Vader Turn over
your future husband I want to drink from your loving cup I want to swear to
never give you up I want to steal all your kisses from under- neath the
moon "Lie hear close to you and never let you go note #3 -2- Luke Luke I
think I know what the code means. Before I tell you I know your Luke
Skywalker, son of Anakin Skywalker, who is dead. You have a cute little
birthmark on your butt. The reason I know its you is because you can't
figure out the code without a force, and your the only boy named Luke with
a force. Now to tell you how much of the code I know means. Well I guess
those people are supposed to be traveling with you. Maybe this Princess
Eilonwy and Princess Leia people are Leia and Eilonwy or they still have to
join you before Taran. I not sure what it is exactly. The sword Dyrnwyn is
something that can help destroy the rebellion or the Empire and you have to
have a force to work it. When Taran joins the group he could help destroy
the Empire. Since he is a Skywalker it means he should have a force. It
also means the companions should stay away from Mr. Idiot and his
slimeballs (maurders). The code makes plenty of sense if you really look at
it but It would be easier if you were not the rich Luke but the other Luke.
The other might of understood, since you say your nothin. The Empire
started about 250 years ago by a guy who was mad at the rebellion (it was
still called the rebellion eveni thoug there was ne evil) and turned evil,
and then he turn so other guys evil. With this the started the Empire and
the first guy who turned evil became the Emporear. He trained a guy who was
younger than him too then be the next Emporear. By the way they took some
women to so they could have children. The Empire just keep growing stronger
and stronger because the new magic. One day when the knew they had enough
people they decided to have a war with the Rebellion, as you know this
didn't happen to long ago. This was known as the Clone Wars. I can't tell
you all died durning the war because I couldn't bear to watch or hear about
it. They did that Anakin Skywalker your dad died. Your mom was pregant with
you at the time. She was about to have birth when she heard about your
father. Well thats all I can tell you now. I have to let you go now W/B/S
Ben note #1 To my darling Beru To the beautiful Beru, Life was just find
with Luke while you were gone. The people with me are Paul, Eilonwy, and
Leia. Luke found Eilonwy figuring out wheter to free a baby gythaint or
not. I know I spelled that wrong. She is one a mission for Mr. Zam and we
are going to help her because Mr.Zam is with the rebellion. We were
traveling and we met up with her friend Melissa and her boyfriend Paul and
they join us. If you know Luke is my brother's kid then you should know his
father is my brother Anakin Skywalker, who turned evil and became Darth
Vader. I know why Luke didn't come back from the woods when he wasn't
supposed. He overheard some people talking and he didn't want to get caught
so he stayed there, and he fell asleep listening to the people talking and
didn't wake up into morning. To make a long story short. So I cut his
punishment down because he didn't tell me right away so I didn't think he
should get the whole thing taken away. Luke hasn't been doing his share
because farming isn't his thing and he's been trying to figure out the code
he overheard and we have been traveling to. That why. Good thinking. I'm
talking about when you hide when Vader was at our door. He was trying to
capture us and I even told him we wouldn't be there and he still wen't.
Maybe he thought I was lying. Well Gryvonbarf is with Vader on the dark
side and I dont know where the other two are. I want to ask you a question.
How long have they been kidnapped and do you remember anything they were
wearing the last day you saw them. Do you remeber what they Look like and
I'll keep a watch for them. I'm talking as if Princess Elionwy was
kidnapped too. I'll look for her a long /with Taran. I think we just about
ran into them. The Empire did have a secret meeting and thats what Luke
overheard because he describe some of the people and one of them was Vader.
The code is part of what Luke overheard I'll see if he uncoded it and I'll
tell you ok. Well Bye for now. Your husband W/B/S you are the longest note
I written in the last couple Owen of days I guess it's because I Love You
Got to Get back to work I * Beru
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Gryvon Gryvon Hey fatso! Just kidding. You know I couldn't ever call you
anything like that. Your so charming. I don't think having a triple wedding
is such a good idea. Well I have to go wash my hair so I let you go Bye.
W/B/S C-ya Eilonwy Sorry So Short
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note #7 To my man Gryvon, Hey sweet stuff. How is your life. Mine is
terrible because I can't see you now. But I am managing on just looking at
Mr. Zam. I was kind of jealous that Ashka was in that picture instead of
me. What were you trying to hurt my feelings. Well I don't know about Vader
& kids like I told him before. I heard that Vader and Leia plan to get
married just like us. Maybe It could be plan for the same day at the same
time. I am so glad you can write my letters without Vader having to dictate
them. Well I'm sorry my letter is short dear but I really have to go. Bye
Babe C-ya. later -*- W/B/S Honey Eilonwy Sorry For mistakes forever
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note #8 .,,>>.,,<< My poor pitiful Gryvon Hey boy What's anywhere besides
your ugly self. I am just kidding your not my poor pitiful Gryvon your,
just poor and pitiful. I'm not talking about poor as in not that much money
but as in the other poor. You will only understand if you are smart that
poor means what it does. I'm sorry I have to do this not I'm glad I have
this out now Gryvon I hate you and wish you were dead. I wouldn't marry you
if you were the last man on earth. Well I hope you enjoyed reading this
letter you nasty hateful man. I hate you. you stink like a pig! W/B/S Bye
Ugly nasty Not your lover ~You nasty thing you! Eilonwy Eilonwy~` By the
way the only reason Urusula is on the bad side is because She made a couple
of wrong choices. Urusula is my friend and always will be ~
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note #1 ~ Obi Wan, Sorry for the mess up on the name. Luke is just fine,
but thanks for asking. If he has to I guess he is going to have to learn
about the force. Vader just wrote me not to long ago asking about his
children and I told him I wouldn't tell him anything. I said that since he
turn to the dark side. You are right he is 19. He did survive and in good
health to. I won't tell Luke and I hope he doesn't find out by someone else
who his real parnets are. No I haven't seen Princess Leia. Why can't Luke
know he has a sister.
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Obi-Wan Obi-wan Thats ok for you to write me. Thanks for giving me Luke, he
is like a son to me, even though I'm only his Uncle. Lukes' is doing just
fine. He thinks his life is boring and he is just a common person. He just
had the flu because of his mom. being sick. Is Ben related to you. No I
don't know what happen to Princess Leia or where she is. Don't worry I
haven't told Luke about anything to do with his family in the past or
future. What do you mean Luke and Leia's mother iis still alive. If Luke
has to learn the ways of the force that means I should tell him about it
and why he should use it. Do you think I should teach Eilonwy to since she
has it, and i don't think she really knows how to do it. I will give him
jos fathers lightsaber. So I guess you are related to Ben because you are
him. Do you know the names of my other two children. I hope you do because
I kind of lost track of them. Mr. Zam has been cauptured by the gythaints.
Well I should let you go now -k- Bye. P.S W/B/S Owen
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-2-Obei Obi-wan, This will probably be a short letter because I have a lot
to do. Vader is already out looking for us so I need to teach luke and
Eilonwy the force. Well Leia writes me and Vader but Vader forces her to
and and she shows me her letters and she doesn't write any info she isn't
suppose to. Unless she wrotes some without showing. Rewrite any thing that
you wrote in the last note that you need info about so I can get back to
you. Either that or I just look back at the note next time you write. If I
don't misplace it. Well gotta go Bye Owen W/B Sorry So Short -2- Obei I
hope it's okay that I just called you Obei note # 7 To Leia my sweet girl
Leia, Hey sugar whats ^? Not to much this way besides thinking of you, and
your pretty self. I thought I write you in red since it's the color of
love. I never thought I could ever love such a caring girl again but now I
know I can. Do you like my little person up in the corner. He would have a
face but the open circle is his face. Sorry it took me so long to write it
was just that I thought I already did and Eilonwy informed me that I
didn't. Your such a sweet girl so you understand don't you. Have you been
thinking of me Mr. Good-looking since that is what you called me on the
last note. Gryvon and I have made out the wedding plans for Kathy and you
and it will happen very soon. well I guess I should let you go now butjust
rember I would never leave your sight when we are on our Honeymoon. Well
when you have to the bathroom and stuff like that I leave you to yourself.
Well Bye p.S.write Back as soon as you can -*- me forever P.S.S. Leia I
think you are changing me into Vader a nicer man Love you Forever
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note #8 -2-Leia From Vader. Leia, Hey girl its me Vader. I don't think your
playing a trick on me. you just dont want to get married to me and thats
fine, but you don't have to pretend you don't like me. I know you do
because I could see the hurt in your writing that you don't really want to
lose me. That is my reaction to your last letter. Leia I know you still
care about me I can just I have the power to do stuff like that you know.
Well I let you go now OK Bye! I know you still care remeber that okay.
W/b/S C-ya Baby *Vader From Vader -2- Leia note #12 4 Leia Leia, I wear a
mask because something happen to me about 19 years age that I almost forgot
about. That is why I oper when I breathe to. If you hate me so much why do
you keep writing me I really want to know? I do have a force so does Gryvon
and so does your friend Eilonwy. Opps I wasn't suppose to tell you that. I
am not as stupid as you seem I just don't know math very well OK. Thanks
for telling me what Grubby Grime meant. Well if my writing isn't ruining
your life what is it doing besides giving you something to read. I will
tell you the truth I really don't know if you hate me or like me because my
force only can feel people with the force. Since you don't have it I can't
feel you. Do you want me to keep writing you since you know the truth?
Unless you have questions to ask me that I may or may not be able to
answer. Well I'll let you go now Bye. p.s. W/B/S Vader
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note #13 -2- Leia Leia, Hi, How you doing? Me fine. I wear the mask and
breathe like that because I was hit by eletricty. It wasn't me fault. I
know your not trying to mean I understand what your saying. I wonder what
is keeping you you to write me because I am not using my force. Maybe it is
someone elsee. I'm glad you don't hate me but I I understand that you don't
like me. I almost always knew that you didn't like me, ever since the
second mean note. I wanted you to like me so much that I try to talk you
into liking me.. Well thats enough about that. If you don't think I look 29
how old do I look? I didn't lie about my age OK. No me, eilonwy, and Gryvon
are not the only ones with the force. Relatives of mine have it like my
daughter and son and my brother Owen which he doesn't use it. I didn't call
you stupid. `It meant something else. I wasn't supposed to tell you about
Gryvon and Kathy because it could ruin our plans. I won't forget how you
feel about me ever again. I got the force by my family. I will keep writing
you for that reason. You didn't have to tell me whom you were with because
I already know. Well I think I should let you go now. Bye. P.S Write Back
Vader P.S.S. What does W/B/S stand for I remeber using it but forgot what
it means Bye note #4 -2- Luke Luke Your are my son because your last name
is Skywalker and my real name is Anakin Skywalker. I changed my name so
people wouldn't know it was me who turned evil. There was only a couple of
people who knew it was me. One of them is my brother Owen. Go head and tell
him that I threatned you because we can take him down. By the way whaen we
find your sister Princess Leia you both will come to the dark side to help
me your father. Your destiny is to come to my side because I say thats your
destiny. Your life would be more exciting on this side and you wouldn't be
such a common person. W/B By For now Vader
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note #5 -2- Luke Luke, Hey whats ^ ? Nothing here. Anyways I can prove I'm
your father. You have a birth mark on your butt, and don't say birthmarks
on the butt are common, because they're not. You know something my name is
Anakin Skywalker and Owen is my broter. Owen's raeal name is Anakin but
they call him Owen so we wouldn't get confused on who was talking to who.
The only reason your Uncle said I was dead because I turned to this side
and it was the easiest way to deal with it. You know something I figured
out the code to and the Princess Leia person in the code is your sister. I
don't know why it says he traveling with you because shes not and who is
this Priness Eilonwy person? Or do you know. You know your Uncle didn't
tell you have a sister because he didn't know at first, and then when he
found out he didnt tell you because you might go out looking for him. If
you figured out the code it said what your detiny is. If you come to my
side it will be much more fun. You really don't need to know what the Ha Ha
business was about in my note. Well Bye for now son. W/B/S Your Father
Anakin (Darth Vader) note # 14 -2- Leia Leia, Whats a soot. I've never
heard that word in my life. Just curious. Write me, fall in love with, me,
marry me. Don't worry about that OK. I was by eletricty because I didn't
want to turn to the dark side. Thats part of the reason I went to this
side. Write me, fall in love with me, marry me. I'm not sure where Princess
leia is bute I think I know where luke is and I think you know to.. I will
not tell you me plans unless you fall in love and marry me. I know Gryvon
won't be marrying each other because they are related. The Emporear says
they are brother and sister. Don't pay any attention to that write, love,
marry thing because I was think that and I must of wrote it down. It was
for my (someone I can't tell you about) never mind. Well I got to let you
go Bye. P.S W/B/S Vader
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note # 15 -2- Leia Leia, I know what a dictionary is but don't no how to
use one. So can you please tell me what soot is? I wrote it down because of
something I was thinking. Maybe I'll write it again if I think of it. I'm
talking about the write me, fall in love with me, marry me. I don't think
its stupid and soon you won't either butter cup. First of all I couldn't
kill the Emperor and I didn't want to die at such a young age. I was a
little younger than 19 and I hadn't really lived a full life yet so that is
why I turn to this side. If you must know every little detail. You know I
love you but you can get on my nerves sometimes. I know the difference
between a real and fake love note. If you did happen to write me a love
note I still wouldn't brother telling you what my plans are. I know where
Luke is and soon I will find Princess leia. Owen can't use his powers on me
to stay you From marring me, because you cant stop the Dark force with that
good force you have. Well gotta go Bye. W/B/S Vader note #1 A Fellow
prisoner A Fellow prisoner, Well, what did you do that was so bad? How is
this person Luke the reason you got in trouble for. What were you guarding.
Oh I see what you did so bad. It will be ok they will forgive you
eventually. If you don't mind me asking what is your name? Well I would be
wanting to come home if I were in your place. Wow that write me fall in
love with me marry so stupid. I wonder who this someone else is. This
stupid sounds like the idoit Vader if you know who he is. No I do not know
about this doorway but maybe you could tell me a little about her.it. For
some reason I put her. instead of it I just don't know what I was thinking.
Well I'll let you go now. Bye A Prisoner Samantha note #1To Leia From Vader
Leia, Hey good-looking. Whats going on down there on earth? not much up
here in space. I told that nasty friend of yours (Eilonwy.) that i would
write. you. I don't know if she told you or not. If she didn't just tell me
ok, but if she did tell me to. Well I'm sorry my handwriting isn't neat but
that's what happens after not writing in a long time. I'm sorry if I
insulted you by saying good-looking. I know I'm married to that beatiful
girl Shirley, but your pretty to. Well i should let you go now. Bye!! Be
happy. Vader Write me Back Please Hi From me This is From Vader you pretty
thing.
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note #2 Leia From Vader Leia, Hey sweet girl! I got your. name from your
Friend Eilonwy and she sent me a picture. Sorry for calling Eilonwy nasty
and yes i know shes pretty. I think your prettier. I didn't know what she
was doing to Gryvon. I thougt that was mean even if she was trying to tell
him she don't like him. She could of find a nicer way don't you think. Well
let you `go Bye! Your Vader Write Back Cutie By the way Shirley's Fine.
Tell Eilonwy Gryvon is really heart broken and wants to find someone else!
Leia how would you like to date Gryvon
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note #4 Leia Leia, Hey girl! Whats up? not much in this place Eilonwy calls
a study hall. Shirley and I are not getting along so great right now. I
don't think she is noticing me to much right now. No Shirley is not
cheating on me. Are you starting to like me because of what your saying on
the phone to me. Most of the questions in the last note you wrote were
answered on the phone. Well I have to go now because Eilonwytold me the
bell is going to ring. Bye. W/B/S By the way Eilonwy told me to tell you
Hi~ Vader
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note #1 -2-Luke My boy Luke, I do like you like your my own kid what makes
you think I don't. Don't worry about the complaints, I know you wanted me
to know how you feel, and you should. Well Vader is Gryvon's uncle just
like I'm your uncle. No Vader is not in charge of the Empire. I just can't
tell you the truth about everything you ask me so I'll tell you that I just
can't tell you when I get to that part ok son. If you don't mine if I call
you that (son) They other two people traveling with us are Leia and Paul.
Eilonwy quest from Mr. Zam was to find Paul and someone to be with Paul
which would be Leia. Leia has been Eilonwy's friend for about 2 years now.
I donot know much about Paul besides he has a brother named Joseph. That is
why Eilonwy had to find Paul because Joseph and Mr. Zam missed him dearly
and for other reasons. The reasons I know this is because I know Mr. Zam.
Well maybe you and Eilonwy or one of the others will become friends and you
can write to each other. Well yoour mother got sick with pnemonia and died.
I can't talk about your father. You were just a baby when I got you. Don't
you think something execiting might happen while you and I are with the
others? Luke something very intersting is going to happen to you very soon.
Don't ask me about it just wait and see. C-ya YourUncle W/B if you want I
Love you very much Owen
________________________________________________________________ note #2
-2-Luke Luke, You can call me father (Dad) or Uncle whichever you prefer.
Sometimes I may call you son and sometimes I may call you nephew or just
plan Luke. You had a lot of information in that note. Maybe you can get
another sheet of paper and work on that code May be you can get Eilonwy and
Leia. to help, and pr Paul. Whatever you want to do. I'm to busy right to
have the time to figure it out and I barely have the time to write you. I
trying to write to you as much as I can. If this note doesn't give you all
the info. you ask for write it over in your next note and maybe I'll have
the time for it. Oh by the way the sky is up, Since you ask whats up. It
was probably Vader and some of the other bad people planning what they were
going to do. I'm talk about in the woods. I loring down your punishment to
two more days of being grounded and you may only choose one person to see
and that is only for 90 min. You should of told me the truth right away.
Well go to got back to work now Bye. (uncle) (Dad) /W/B/S Owen Survey #1
Darth Vader, Sorry, I wanted to ask you these questions, my dear. You see,
I'm doing this survey thing with my friend Eilonwy and she and I were
intersed in your family life. I thought you could help me, since you are so
wise and hadsome. 1. How old are you? 29 2. How old are your brothers and
sisters? 27 3. What is your first & last name? I already know, it's Anakin
Skywalker, right? You are right 4. What are your brother's and sisters
names? His name is Anakin the 2ncd but I call him J.R. 5. How many kids do
you have? 2 6. Do you have a twin or triplet or anything? no 7. What are
your dids names? Leia and Luke 8. How old are your children? both 19 9. Are
you or were you ever married? yes 10. What do you do for a living?
___________________________________________ 11. How many brothers and
sisters do you have? 1 brother. Thanks for your help, my dear Anakin. 12.
When's your birthday? Aug. 30 13. When are your kid's birthday's? both
Sept. 30 ___________________________________________________________ note
#11 To Leia my sweet My dear Leia, I know what species I am, I'm the
species of the dark force and I'm going to take over everything. I know
what most insults mean but I can't recall what Grubby Grime means, so can
you tell me. If writing you is ruinning your life maybe I shouldn't write
you any more. What do you think of that. next time when you write I want to
know if you want me to still write you are not. If you don't want me to
I'll write you one more time after this and you wont have to hear from me
again until I decide how I use my powers to marry you. I'm not an idoit;
but your right Gryvon is. I also know that if I stop writing you that
you'll be up in your room crying for weeks wishing you didn't say all those
things. I hope you know you spelled quite wrong you spelled quit which
means stop and quit does not fit into the sentence you had it in. how would
you ever know how fat I am because you never saw, and for your information
I skinner than Gryvon.. You only think you like Josh and Paul a billion
times more than me, and you know you only like them 10 times more than
which is not that much. I admit my powers them me you like them both over
me but you still like me. luke doesn't take after me because he is on the
good force like I use to be and I am on the bad force. You will find out I
have powers when I take over the rebellions and the Alliance. I would tell
you my plan and about Eilonwy but I can't. you have to like me to know or
have some kind of evil in you besides insulting. Well I will never tell you
about your friend Eilonwy I shouldn't you even metion her to you I knew you
would ask questions. I do have children you see i use to be good and didn't
wear a mask and there she was the most beatiful lady I ever saw, and she
thought I was handsome to . Well anyway we met went out a couple times we
really like each other and got married and had twins named luke and Leia.
then the kids were kidnapped my wife died so i turned evil becaused nothing
in my life is good right now. I think 0 is greater than -3. If you have to
know my children are both 19 because they are twins. So your moving to
Australia great becaust that is were Gryvon lives and i go down to see him
from time to time so I guess I might see you to. How did you know I like
deep fried cow dung thats Gryvon's favorite to. Well I let you go now sweet
girl. Bye P.S.W/B/S Love always Vader Leia 4/28 $ 19-35 nothing Enclosed
letter from VAder note #1 Anakin To a good looking man ANakin, You need to
learn to write and spell better and I will like you better. Thanks for all
the comp- lements. Your sweet, What color are your eyes I forgot. I think
you are kind of stupid but thats ok. Thats good that you will write me
because I think that is brave. I don't know if I'll go out with you. Well
gotta go Bye. The Lovely Samantha note #3 Luke Luke Well you call whatever
you want to call me when you want to. I proud of you for figuring out the
code. I know this isn't the best time for me to tell or not but you do have
a force. I'm sorry to tell at a bad time and you do have to learn how to
use it. We'll have to start working on it soon as we get to you. No that
code doesn't make much sence but I figured out why. The code is in order
but its backwords. The bottom should be at the top and the top on the
bottom if you haven't figured that out yet. Oh so you did do that to the
message and I forgot. I guess I could tell you a little about your mother.
Her name was Samantha and she died of pnemonia. Your fathers name was
Anakin Skywalker. You should of never wrote Vader in the first place
without consulting me. That is probably why he figured out so much about
you. I tell your Aunt to write you but theres no guarntees. But she will
probably do it. Well gotta go now so I can get to where I'm going which you
should know. Bye for now. W/B/S Owen
_________________________________________________________________ note # 1
To my sweet Leia: Leia, Hey pretty thing. Whats going on in the United
States? Nothing in Australia. Vader told me you would like me to write. He
showed me a picture of you and I though you were one pretty girl. I hope
you like my writing this way. I think it looks pretty neat. Do you write
pretty neat to? Well I guess I will find out when you write won't I. Well
just looking at this picture of you makes me feel I'm falling in love with
you. Well I let you go now okay sweet thing/ O I hope[e your sweet anyway
because you do look like you are. Bye!! smile and think about me Your
admirer Paul`* P.S. write me back so I know some things about you.
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note #2 To my dear sweet hot Leia I * U To my sweet dear Leia, Hey sweet
thing whats cooking? Not much here except missing you. I don't have the
last letter you gave me so I don't know if you ask me anything. I wish you
were here with me because I miss you to much. Even tough we haven't really
met. I sorry it took me so long to write you, but I been a little busy
lately. I hope you didn't miss my letter to much since you haven't heard
from me in a couple of days. I heard from Eilonwy your friend and she said
you were playing a joke on Vader about acting like you like him. Well right
now, I don't have anything else to say, so I'll let you go sweet thing.
*Always Paul p.S. Write Back Soon so I can hear from you Leia you are my
again sweet stuff! true love.
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1 Gryvon Gryvon, My life with Leia is not going well right now! I'm glad to
hear your life with Eilonwy is going well. ` When I get ready I'll tell you
my plan to kill the rebillion. Hang on a minute I'm going to switch pens.
There I'm back. I switch because the pink one's to sloppy. I think you
should reveal yourself. I will say anything I want about you because I am
you master. You are so stupid sometimes I don't know why I had you come and
be my aprentice. I don't know if I should give up because I still sence
ther alive. My first wife is dead. Why are you asking so many question
don't you think I tell you these things if I wanted you to know. I don't
knowif that true or not because told me se was playing a joke on you and I
believed Leia when she said that. Yes you do have a brother and a sister
and those are there name. I'm not sure what happen to my brother right now
but he told me to take good care of you. Yes he fought in the wars. I'm not
telling what I did before I turned bad. You are such an idiot I'm not even
going to say anything about Anakin Skywalker. If don't remeber my name I
guess I shouldn't tell you. Your last name is: Skywalker. I tell you your
job after the traings over. Bye. Your master, P.S. W/B/S/P Vader
________________________________________________________________________
note #2 To my servant Gryvon Gryvon, My life with Leia isn't going well
with Leia because she keeps writing these mean letters like Eilonwy is to
you. I'm so proud lf you for learning to use the dark force. I'm glad you
can feel her. My plan for capturing the rebels is to capture Eilonwy and
force her and Mr. Zam to join our side and then we will destroy them all.
That is my plan for right now and later I will give you more details. You
better reveal yourself soon or it will be to late. Yeah weird seperate love
for family and girlfriend. I would rather not talk about my children right
now. I don't have to learn the force because I already know it. No I didn't
murder my first wife and I rather not talk about her either. I forgive you
for asking all the question but try not to ask so many at a time. I'm not
to sure about the info on your dad. You dummy W/B/S means write Back Soon.
How come when Eilonwy wrote it you knew what it meant. You want to know
what I did before I turn bad, I was a Jedi which should know that because
of my real name Anakin Skywalker. You can be such an Idiot. Your master
Vader note #3 Leia=~ Leia my one and only love, Not 2 much up here right
now either. I'm sorry it took me so long to write I guess were even now.
The reason I say that is because we both took a while to write each other.
I miss you to when were not talking to each other to. Yeah I know Lukes
been punished and all that stuff. I don't want you to be falling in love
with Luke now you hear. I said that because you said you have a strange
feeling about Luke. You also said that about Vader but I know you won't go
run off with him. I hope you don't have to much trouble reading this
because I'm writing kind of fast. I hope you don't because I*U alot. Did
you find Luke and if you did is he ok. I hope he is love of mine. I just
thought I keep all your letters you write me because they make me think of
you when were not together. Well got to be going Bye. *Always Paul W/B/S
note #11 To one of the ugliest guys on Earth Gryvon~~~ To the hateful
disgusting boy, You want to know how my insides feel toward the empire.
Well let me tell you I hate and dislike it and wish it didn't even exist.
My feelings toward you is a -5. Don't say your my lover man because you
ain't. You go head and tell Vader what I said because he can't do nothing
about it. Vader isn't using any force on Leia you understand dirt bag. For
the last time I will not marry you and Leia won't marry Vader. You are
stupid, you might know what getting low on ink is but not much of anything
else. Why can't I tell anyone he's your uncle. I don't want to be involve
with anyone of the dark side. My destiny is not on Vaders but on the good
side which is not the dark force you understand slut. I hate you and the
dark -side and I'll get the rebels together to ruin Your ugly self and the
stink Empire and retarded Empire Your hater W/B/ S Eilonwy
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note # 12 -2- Stinky Gryvon Gryvon the stupidest Person on Earth. Hey idiot
what's on your dumb brain. Vader told me you learned a new word W/B/S.
Well, Gryvon let me tell you something that isn't a word it is an
abbreviation which means it's just a couple of letters that stands for the
word. I misplaced your note and I completely forgot what's on it so you
have to re write it you dumb headed guy. That's if you can remember any of
it or either you'll have to call and tell even tough I rather not here your
nasty voice. Well I'll let you go now Bye you Stupid person. most P. S.
W/B/S Your ^ hater in the World P.S.S This is not a trick note just like
the others aren't._____
Eilonwy_________________________________________________________________
________ note #13 -2- fatso Gryvon To fatso Gryvon, I will not be hear Hi
honey I'm home. You know whats ^ the sky and ceiling thats whats ^! Yeah me
know you got short term memory because I told you what W/B/S stood for and
then your forgot and Vader had to tell you. What do you mean I have a
strong force? What is a force? I want to know so maybe I could do something
with this so called force. I will never`turn over to the Dark Force. I have
some sort of feeling I'm not sure yet shat it is buy Vader will not be
asking me or forcing me to marry for some reason. I just have this strange
feeling. IS your family the only family with the dark force because if you
are the only family, that means I'm. Oh never mind just tell me if it runs
only in your family ok. Thanks alot, I'will not marry even if I wanted to
because there is a feeling telling me not to. Gryvon I don't hate you hate
you, but I don't love you either you have to get that trough your head ok.
Well if your sick of being nice why do you want to marry you. You know
something I don't care if you get killed because it will be a relief on me.
I don't want to go on your side because, if I do I'll probably end up
destroying all my friends and my cute teacher Mr. Zam. If I hurt Mr. Zam I
could just die and I wouldn't know what to do. Same with all my friends.
Well I let you go but before I do for that hating and loving thing I just
dislike you but you will make me hate you if you don't tell me about this
force. W/B/S Don't call me love anymore Eilonwy
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_______nnote # 14 Gryvon my B _ _ t _ _ r Gryvon, I decided to bring this
out first in my note. They are reason to write each or we could just write
to be friendly, and really get to know each other. I'm not sure of reasons
yet. So, its up to you if you want to continue to. write me back. I don't
care if you write me back or not. Gryvon sit down when you read this part
if want to. I already figured out we were related and I think I know how
to. When you find out you can tell me if I'm right. I think we are brother
and sister. You are right since we are relative you should know the
ansewers to those questions you asked. Well maybe your not fat but your not
skinny either, your well how should I say this imbetween the to. What do
you mean by trying to make love with me because all you ever did was wright
love notes. Yes I still think your dumb and I can't tell you how I knew
Vader told you what W/B/S means I'm glad I have a strong force. That means
I would have to know how to use it becaus otherwise you should be able to
feel me. The only thing I need you to go into in details about this force
thing. How do you know your using it. I don't care if I'm related to you or
Vader I will not fight for the Emporer understand. Well at least I know I
can use a little of the force. You mean I have a younger brother and sister
besides the ones I have that are dead. Unless that is who you are talking
about. I still don't love you as a relative. Its in between love and hate.
I'am not heart broken about the marriage. I already told me plans which are
to go and find the farthest river away from me with gold. The only plans I
have are to get the gold. Well gotta go Bye. W/B/S Eilonwy note# 9 - 2 -
Leia my darling Leia, Hey babe! Whats going on with you. You shouldn't be
saying bad things about me, you furture husband. Your picture was enough to
sence things enough. i even know you had or still have a crush on my son
Luke. I want to know if you know there alive. I know you have feelings for
me and you don't have to refuse to accept me. Any way you wouldn't what me
butt looks like so you shouldn't call it ulgy. Eilonwy may not like me or
Gryvon but you definatly do. I do not eat a lot of food so don't tell me
stop eating so much. If I was eating alot of food you wouldn't know it
anyways. My powers don't lie to me they always tell the truth. I am very
smart and I don't have low intelligente, Gryvon on the other hand is the
stupid one. I don't need to force you I know that you'll be at the wedding
to tell your love for me, and that you'll marry me next year. Well i let
you go my sweet little teddy bear. P.S. W/B/S *You P.S.S. I didn't call you
me babe so be happy Vader P.S.S. Why did you have me fill out the survey if
it didn't helP you. Bye sweet stuff. From Your handsome Vader. You said you
loved me before now your saying you hate me that is how I know you still
care. I * you so much~~
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note # 10 Leia Leia my sweet, How has your life been going. Mine is okay
and would be even better if you would stop writing those mean trick
letters. I'm agreeing with Gryvon on this one, which is that you are just
hiding your true love for me and Eilonwy for Gryvon. One reason you like me
is because you wrote me a long letter because you love me seeing your hand
writing. i know your hate you stuff means I love you. I am not fat and if
you were hear you would no that. You might like Josh and Paul but you like
me better I can sence it with my dark force. Well you might not have a
crush on Luke now but you did before but I know someone showed you a
picture of my poor lost boy. You will marry me as planed in two weeks you
understand that Leia. My powers are the force that lies in me to be more
spefic the Dark Force. Your friend Eilonwy nevermind I can't tell about
your friend Eilonwy because it will betray my empire. No I don't have two
boys name Luke. One boy is Luke and the other is a girl named Leia. I'm not
dumb I'm smart that is why I will take over the rebellions and you will be
mine. If all butts are ulgy yours must be to and Eilonwy's must be also. I
could calling you sweet stuff be insulting. I figure you like being called
sweet and pretty and things like that. over > I will let you go now cutie.
Bye love always P.W. W/B/S Vader note #6 Luke. I can talk about your
birthmark if I want and you can't stop me. I'm your father and you'll soon
enough. I didn't kill your father because I am your father. Owen is my
brother because I know stuff about him to. There was no Darth Vader until I
turn in to him when your father (me) disappered. You figured out the code
right and now I defintily know your my son, because I know you have a
force. I'm evil because I was forced to turn this way. You live with your
Uncle because you hade no other place to live. Your mother Samantha iis
else where. Princess Leia your sister is your twin. You can be around any
age of a teenager to have a baby these days. I know owen is your Uncle's
Middle Name and his first name is Anakin also but every one called him
owen, so we wouldn't be confused. Your destiny is to turn to this side and
you will. Well thats all for now sweet son of mine. If I forgot to answer
any-thing re write it ok. Bye p.SS W/B/S Yes I still know what Vader that
means P.S There seems to be something about this day I don't know.
________________________________________________________________________
note #7 Lu Luke, Why did you call me vay thats not my name. Why should I
tell you if I think she likes you. She's gonna marry me and theres nothing
you could do to stop it. how are your legs doing or should I say leg. W/B
Let you go Bye Son Your Father Vader
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