THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third
little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their
orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third
little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the
waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies
would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggie.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the
third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third
little piggie, "but why have you only ordered water
all evening?"
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You're gonna hate me for this....
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Hold on to your seat .
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At the risk of never receiving e-mail ever again........
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The third piggie says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"