A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I
park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
FINALLY A SMART BLOND JOKE for my friend Debbie!