Ashleigh
The smash hit miniseries of 2001!!! raves Newsweek.
Kick back, relax, and enjoy the (mis)adventures of a girl named Ashleigh.
Episode #1
After a tough week at my job, I decided to just pack up and leave. I've driven out to California to make my acting talents available to Hollywood. MGM is producing a movie about Shirley Temple, and they haven't hired a lead for it yet. Wish me luck guys, this could be my big break. I'm a little nervous about the audition, but *fingers crossed* I think I may have a shot at it! Thanks be to all those years of tap dance lessons and singing On the Good Ship Lollipop in the shower! Until then, I am earning a living by waiting tables at Planet Hollywood. Yesterday I saw Scott Baio. He ordered a lemonade and some fish sticks.
Episode #2
I ask you this - what kind of agent fails to find out that the girl cast as Shirley Temple must be between 3'0 and 3'5? It's going to be hard to find a job now. In an attempt to create those Shirley Temple curls, I accidentally burned all my hair off, leaving behind a bald head and a very charred pillow. It sounded like a good idea to leave the hot curlers in over night. It wasn't my fault anyway, there should have been a warning on the curlers Caution: Do not use over night, your head will turn into a scab.
Anyway, a Saved by the Bell movie is currently in the works, and my agent thinks I look enough like Tiffani Amber Thiessen to get the part. All the other original cast members will be there, Hello Mario Lopez. Oh, excpet Elizabeth Berkely, cause everyone knows she turned skanky.
Episode #3
Okay peeps, good news and bad news. First the bad news -- I didn't get the part of Kelly for the new Saved by the Bell movie.. But the good news is that I did get cast as Mr. Belding's wife. It's the character's job to interpret for Mr. Belding. Dennis Haskins lost his tongue in the great toaster accident of 1997 (perhaps you saw the story on Hardcopy?) and Mrs. Belding is now the voice for Mr. Belding. FYI, Mr. Haskins has acquired some very expressive elbows. AND the coolest part of all of this, I'm the one from now on who gets to say Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, What is going on here? Kickass!
And like that isn't enough excitement for one week, I also have an audition next week for a guest star in Full House, woo!