The "state" of being a P'head/P-head....

  • Instead of a VW van as the preferred mode of transportation, P'heads/P-heads prefer carriages, curricles, gigs, and the odd wagon/cart carrying farm animals.
  • Instead of the ubiquitous tye-dyed T-shirt and jeans, P'head ladies prefer morning gowns, evening gowns, bonnets, turbans, pelisses, spencers, and shawls (and some P'head ladies have been known to change from a pink pelisse to a blue spencer in the blink of an eye ;-O ); while P-head gents prefer Royal Navy uniforms, great coats, cravats, knee breeches, and occasionally a chintz floral upholstery-type fabric coat and waistcoat (a la Sir Walter).
  • Instead of screaming or chanting "Jerry, Jerry", P'head ladies can be seen sighing and/or swooning at the mere mention of Frederick or of The Letter, and P'heads/P-heads in general can be seen denigrating the more officious characters - Sir W, the Scuzzy Cuz (aka WtW), Elizabeth, and Mrs Claaay.
  • Instead of playing air guitar, P'heads/P-heads can be seen playing air pianoforte, air harp, and (dare I say it) lip-synching to beautiful (Italian) love songs.
  • Instead of folding zig-zags, P'heads/P-heads can be seen folding paper into boats/ships (placing it on the head is optional).

    And last, but certainly not least....

  • Intstead of partaking of Coke/Pepsi, brownies (with or without "herbal" additions) and Ben 'n Jerry's Cherry Garcia, P'heads/P-heads partake of tea, macarooons, bon bons, kippers!, dry toast and sorbet in September - some prefer Ben 'n Jerry's Chunky (Flying) Monkey. Most P'heads do not partake of Bath Water nor marzipan!!!

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