Good luck making all of yours... If you actually read all of this, let me know and I'll give you a high-five next time I see you. This is the novel Lisa explicity asked us not to write!

This seriously took all night to do. I know its long, but I figure the more detail the better. If you want, look down the questions relating to what you think you wanna buy and take the info from that/those question(s). I really don't care if you keep it anonymous either. Feel free to email me with questions if you want.

Summary

I'm about my career and growing my network. This means that I put alot of attention on my work and I love to make connections in the process. My career path lies in Online Marketing and my network of people spans around the world. No, I'm not kidding. I work on the websites for a fairly large semiconductor company in Silicon Valley and as u probably already know, I'm into gadgets and technology shit. I enjoy watching movies, tv, hanging out with friends, playing paintball, and going out.

This decription will be long, but I hope it will give you a clear picture about the things I like and maybe even teach you more about me. We're all products of Generation-Y with the internet being a key influencer. If you hadn't noticed this, WELCOME TO THE FUCKING INTERNET. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Google it. Oh yea, if this shit too much for you to read, scroll to the bottom. I cheated and made a list of things I've been considering for Christmas.

Quality or Quantity

Most of the items I put in the past lists were normally easy to buy. I do put a more rare item sometimes. If you don't know what to do, or where to get it, google it or wiki it. Again, welcome to the internet, its 2008.

What is your favorite Color

The color depends on what the color is for. My main paintball guns are red and olive. I wear black and shades of brown to paintball. The color clothing I like to wear is maroon, brown, gray, whatever. Look at my facebook/myspace/friendster pics to see how I dress.

What kind of Music/Artist do you listen to?

I wouldn't suggest CDs. The ones I named, I probably have the music for. Don't give me an iTunes card either. I don't have an iPod. Fuck Apple. I guess this would help you with my lifestyle? There are some albums of these that I don't have...

What is your favorite Food/Restaurant?

The link below shows my favorite restaurants and types of food I reviewed. If you're too lazy to click it and read, my absolute favorite food is Authentic Japanese Ramen. I also enjoy indian food, korean, sushi, burgers, bbq, japanese curry, sandwiches, pizza, and a good fucking steak. I've also yet to find a good Okonomiyaki restaurant.
http://neff.yelp.com/ - my yelp site.

What is your favorite show?

Entourage hands down. Best show ever. If you haven't watched it, FUCKING WATCH IT. I also enjoy watching Foot Network, HGTV, Naruto, Bleach, Beck, Samurai Champloo, FLCL, Weeds, the Office, and House. Don't bother with buying me Entourage DVDs, I have all the seasons already.

Do you play Video Games?

Yes, but not like I used to. I'm in a bind here. I enjoy playing WiiFit, but I do want to play Fallout 3, Castle Crashers, Gears of War 2, and GTA4. I can get GTA4 and Fallout 3 on PC, but I either upgrade my PC or buy an Xbox360. I'm not considering an Xbox360 Arcade btw and I also quit WoW for good. Yes, I didn't buy the new xpac(WoTLK).

Do you like Sports?

If you don't know I'm into paintball, you live in a fucking box. I love paintball. Airball/Speedball all day. Favorite team changes as the players move around. Favorite team is Oakland Blast and Boston Red Legion(Russian Legion). I also enjoy watching the Warriors fuck it up in the 4th quarter, going to Sharks games, and Frisbee Football. Watch me playing paintball here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Hn0yM00Fo

What and when was the last Book you read?

Currently reading 2 books at the same time: SEM/SEO for Dummies, and How Brands Become Icons: The Principles of Culture Branding. I read slow. I've been reading the first book since September, and the second book since January.

When and what was the last Movie you saw?

Last week I watched Clerks. I have Borat sitting on my coffee table. Last movie in the theater was either WALL•E or Ironman. Favorite movies are Friday, the Wood, Grave of the Fireflies, Finding Forrester, the Ocean's Eleven series, the Breakfast Club, Boiler Room, Kings of Comedy, and American Beauty.

Where do you go Shopping?

Usually shop at Old Navy since its cheap and the sizes are consistent. I also like getting jeans at Levi's(36*30). I also shop at Target, Men's Wharehouse, Ross, Banana Republic, Macy's, random Paintball shops (DYE, Empire, Planet Eclipse) and random skate shops.

What did you wear yesterday?

Yesterday, I wore a longsleeve white-collared shirt with faint blue verticle lines form old navy, Levis boot cut jeans, and white shoes by K-Swiss.

Shirt/Jacket size?

L or XL. Depends on the jacket style and brand.

Shoe size?

9.5

Do you like Accessories/Jewelry?

Scarves, hats, beanies, watches. Thinking of picking up a Skagen watch, but I also would like a bracelet to match my G-Shock. I always appreciate a nice beanie.

Are you in a Relationship?

Yup. Everyone always asks where shes at and I always reply with a canned bullshit excuse. (hitting 4 years. scary amirite?)

What do you do on your Spare Time?

Watch TV/Anime, go to the bars, internet-stuff, play paintball, go out with friends.

What did you do last Friday, Saturday and Sunday?

If you had a $100 at the end of Chirstmas Day, what would you spend it on?

If I had a hundred bucks to spare, first thing I'd think of is dropping it in my savings. I'm also considering going to vegas next month, so that might be the next place I'd consider dropping it in. (I'm thinking of going for CES 2009 and AVN w00t!) Other things I could spend this money on is a new winter coat, new smartphone, paintball upgrades, new gadget etc. Refer to the bullets below.

TLDR/Cliffs/Shortcut

These are things I've considered buying in the past month... If you don't know what it is.. fucking google it. This should help give you a better idea of what I'm into.

General Interests

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