it or not, had fallen madly in love with an
alligator wrestler. This song was written
with her in mind.
What Does He See in Alligators?
- Look at him there,
Smiling at his pets,
Tall and tan and beautiful and blond;
Look at him there,
Smiling at his pets
Even though his pets will not respond.
So there he is,
And here we are---
I like to see a fellow enjoy his work,
But some fellows carry it much too far.
What does he see in alligators?
What kind of guy is he?
What does he see in alligators
That he doesn't see in me?
Can an alligator scrub for him
And mend the jeans he wore?
Can a reptile clean a tub for him
Or wax the kitchen floor?
What does he see in alligators?
Oh, how my poor heart melts!
What does he see in alligators
Besides potential belts?
What could distract
That fabulous smile?
Could it be me?
Could it be me?
Or just a crocodile?