I know I heard an angel chorus, dear,
Their music seemed to play just for us, dear,
The night you told me you were Taurus, dear.
It was all in the stars.
I felt the beating of my heart at once
So I decided it was smart at once
To map out your entire chart at once
To know it's all in the stars.
I said, "It's more than just your birth sign
"Which can build a love or slaughter one,
"Still I thank God that you're an earth sign
"And not a water one."
And then the room began to sway, my love,
I cried, "Oh, we must not delay, my love!
"Give me the year, the time, the day, my love,
"To know it's all in the stars."
It wasn't really so surprising then
To see our birth charts harmonizing then,
I felt your rising planet rising then
For it was all in the stars.
Your Sun was smack dab on my Venus,
My Venus sat right on your Mars, my love;
I raised the barriers between us
And blessed the stars, my love.
The chart was finished, each page of it, dear,
It took two hours, I thought you'd love it, dear,
You gave it back and you said, "Shove it, dear"---
Still you remain my perfect prince
Though I haven't seen you since
For it was all in the stars.