Fluffy bunnies and general cheeriness from The Ultrafoetus.

Some delicious recipes for toffee and butterscotch from the man who brings you Anglia's Pants at One.

Invaluable guide to whether or not you should bother getting up tomorrow morning.

Seriously good Mr Benn site.

Satanic abuse. Not very nice under normal circumstances. Not very nice here either.

Er ist die geilste Nutte auf dem Hip Hop Strich and I like him, anyway.

For people to whom the words "piep piep" mean something. Trawl the guestbook for someone who lives near your girlfriend and send them things involving the word "scrot". Everyone does it.

A man called Diric encourages you Spanishly to be an idiot.

Something about giraffes.

An OK-till-you-get-bored-with-it test to see if you should still be standing or not.

Take one microwave, add grape, switch on and hey presto! This website!

A good bit of well-founded stereotyping never did anyone any harm.

If you think women are generally quite intelligent, this page should set you straight on the matter. I'm not sure quite what the point of this page is, but then I'm female, so that's to be expected.

Or go home.