Here's where I try to keep track of all the men I marry. What?  Didn't know I was hitched?  Mad cuz you werent at the wedding(s)? Well, maybe I jut don't like you. But I loooove the following men...

To the left is my first husband, Ewan.  We were married shortly after the release of Trainspotting.  I think our relationship has lasted so long because he is incredibly hot.  To see LOTS MORE of Ewan, you need to rent The Pillow Book, or visit www.ewanspotting.com.

Jude Law asked me to marry him in 1997.  Since he was so hot, I had to say yes.  Since then, we've done some feature films together, like Gattaca and Enemy at the Gates.

Jonathan Rhys-Myers started our relationship after he wrapped up The Governess, with Minnie Driver.  I only married Jon to get to Minnie...but really.  We got hitched fairly recently, just before Titus came out, which is an EXCELLENT movie.

JUST MARRIED!!!

Everyone, I'd like you to meet my newest husband, Andy.  He is one half of the drum & bass group Lamb.  We were married October 2, 2001, and will be super happy because he is hot AND talented.

Ok, so I know that polygamy is illegal in Canada, but that's why I married men from England, Scotland, and Ireland.  And can you blame me?  They are all freakin HOT.  So there.