You never feed me. You must scratch me there! I need a new toy. The rule for today. In deep sleep hear sound Grace personified Blur of motion, then- The mighty hunter You're always typing My small cardboard box Terrible battle Kitty likes plastic Small brave carnivores Want to trim my claws I want to be close Wanna go outside. Oh no! Big One Humans are so strange. Cats meow out of angst Litter box not there The Big Ones snore now We're almost equals
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
I leap into the window
I meant to do that
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the dead
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much"
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey"
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt.
