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This is me on TV, with my "good" pals Ernie and Bert

DUCKY'S BIOGRAPHY

I was born at CTW Network, also known as the place where Sesamstreet is filmed. People were unanimous when they saw me:"A star is born". I had many little roles until the director of Sesamestreet offered me a key-role.With 2 new scouted nitwit bums from the street, called Ernie and Bert I started shooting many high quality short movies. But I could immediately see that Ernie and Bert with their low-level performance would not bring me my dearly wanted fame. Even the recording of our first album did not let me think otherwise, those 2 clowns were crap, amateurs. I sat down with the director of the network to talk about a talkshow for me on primetime, with many big guests, but the director, an even bigger barbarian did not think much of a host that could only say "Kwaak".  It is shocking that guys like mr.T and Jerry Springer could make it afterwards with the same kind of vocabulary.I lost my hopes in the American dream and after having slept several months under the bridge in the water,living of booze and not shaving at all, I decided to declare war on the good old U.S. of A. With my little wings I flew over to Langley,Virginia where I infiltrated in the FBI.
Also in the Pentagon I got hold of some serious nuclear designers bluecopies.I set up a connection with Moscow and started selling the deepest secrets of the USA. With the money I got very popular amongst the female rubberduckies and everything looked cool. That is, until those two clowns started interfering. B and E as I will them from now on, they got their big spoungy noses in my file and they leaked to the Ministery of Defense. I fled to the Czech Republic but Moscow took their hands away from my case.There I was in the middle of freaking Czech Republic, freaking wanted by the American gouvernment and no more freaking protection from the KGB. No wonder I freaked out and took my shelter in going incognito.I just stepped between the rubber duckies in a toyshop window. There Willem saw me and bought me and he gave me a perfect hide-out to plan my next moves. Cause the world has to know, especially that B and E knerds, that I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE!!!

My first CD

Duckie
Crossing
from West
to East

"The Duckie-connection"