My Favourite Quotes

• "You know that thing where you and I talk to each other about things? Let's not do that anymore!" Matthew Perry as Chandler
• "New York city has no power, and the milk is turning sour, but to me that's not so scary 'cause I stay away from dairy." Lisa Kudrow as Pheobe
• "Chandler we said be aloof, not a doof!" Courtney Cox as Monica
• "So these little women, how little are they? Scary little?" Matt Le Blanc as Joey
• "Wasn't this supposed to be a fling? Shouldn't it be......flung by now?" David Schwimmer as Ross
• "Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!" Jennifer Aniston as Rachel
• "Okay. Rock. Hard Place. Me." Matthew Perry as Chandler
• "You're all chaotic and twirly. And not in the good way." Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe
• "42 to 21, like the turkey Ross is done!" Courtney Cox as Monica
• "No, you didn't "get" me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!" Matthew Perry as Chandler
• "It's my friends. They have a 'liking' problem with you, in that..um..they don't." Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe

• "If I'm right I could free an innocent man.....do you know what that could do for my booksales?" Courtney Cox as Gale Weathers
• "Knowing my luck I'd get Tori Spelling" Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott
• "You've got to find me first, you candy ass momma's boy!" Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott

• "Hi Sidney....no I really mean that, hi." Portia DeRossi as Sorority Girl
• "You're forgetting one thing about Billy Lumas...I killed him." Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott

• "Found you! Ha ha! FLAG!"
• "(The fog in San Fransisico) goes faster than the taxis!.......Of which there are 5!!!!!!!"
• "Is this a sexy tune Mrs Badcrumble?"
• "Hi, I'm Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes!"
• "Excusez moi. Je dois partir maintenant parce que ma grandmére est flambé!"
• "Tea and cake or death!!!!!!!"
• "Fiiiive Gooooold Riiings!.....Come on Judas, lighten up!"
• "Ooh, the hair thieves... they come in the night.... steal your hair they do!"
• "If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid!"
• "Buy Mr Dog for small yapper type dogs and maybe they'll shut the f**k up!"
• "The school band will now murder 'Oh Come All Ye Faithful' which has been arranged....with no real care at all."
• "Holy Ghost! This is not an episode of Scooby Doo!"
• "Did I leave the gas on?.....No, I'm a f**king squirrel!"
• "Blass for me! Blass for you! Blass for everybody in the room!"

• "I laugh in the face of danger.....then I hide until it goes away" Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris
• "For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me!" Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris
• "If there's something out there we'll find, you'll slay and we'll party" Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris
• "Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare" Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles
• "Oooh! I know this one. 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices....blah, blah blitty blah I'm so stuffy give me a scone!'" Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers
• "I've had it! Spike is going down. You can attack me, send assassins after me...that's fine, but nobody messes with my boyfriend" Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers