And the Lord spoke forth unto the heavens and said. "Let there be Airborne." The earth trembled and quaked and the waters rose up and the clouds parted and there came forth a multitude of parachutes that filled the sky. God looked down and saw this was good. And they were good! They were AIRBORNE.
God then spoke forth unto the land and said, "Let there be Rangers." And all at once the day turned into darkness, and the winds howled, and mountains crumbled into the sea, and the great rocks parted, and there sprang forth a horde of Mephistopheles' disciples wearing Ranger tabs and carrying all sorts of deadly weapons. God looked down and saw that this was bad. And they were bad! They were RANGERS.
Then God spoke forth unto the sky, the earth, and the sea, and said, "Let there be Special Forces." Lightning flashed and echoed across the sky. Mountains spewed molten rock and rained fire upon the land. Tidal waves surged against the shore. Dispair, disorder and turmoil prevailed. Forthwith, there did appear a band of twelve extraordinary men. A few came from beneath the waves; others jumped from the sky; and more still stalked silently from the dense forests. Each one was in camouflage battle dress, and wearing a Green Beret. Working together, they brought peace unto the land. God looked down and saw that this was amazing. And they were amazing; they were SPECIAL FORCES.
Beside himself, God now spoke forth again and commanded: "Let all ye that be weak in mind and body, arise and go forth." And lo, from the abyss they crawled forward with indecision and limped weakly upon the earth. God looked down and shook His head, for this was pathetic. And they were pathetic; they were LEGS*.
*LEGS:n,Pathetic ground-dwelling creatures that must walk to get to where they wish to go.
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