"Brain Droppings" is George Carlin's second book (the first being 1984's "Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help") of jokes, notions, and social commentary. It was released in May, 1997, by Hyperion Press to rave reviews by fans and critics alike.

I have created this page in the hopes that some of you will see it and rush out and buy this book! (For those whose rushing days are over thanks to the internet, you can order it on-line here) Take my advice; this is one purchase you will not regret.

Sample passages include:

• So far the Ku Klux Klan has yet to produce any great composers.

• A TREE: First you chop it down, then you chop it up.

• I never watch Sesame Street; I know most of that stuff.

• If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

• Hard work is for people short on talent.

• My favorite country song is "I Shoulda Fucked Old What's-Her-Name"

• I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

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