I got a really nice mail and so I am going to put it here. HA. Bet no one else get's mail like THIS! (ok, Dave, so how much do I owe you?......)

Agent Scully et al,

I liked your website so much I kept hitting "reload" until I contracted carpal tunnel syndrome in both wrists. Before I knew it, I had rolled the counter from 48 all the way up to 49. Hope I didn't break it!

Whatever you do, keep the inertia going and don't stop producing this superb material. So much that is right with the world depends on it.

I believe everything you say without question, except I'm not fully convinced Alison Jones is a boring name. Several of her personalities appear to be creative and funny. The link to the "dufus" page, for instance...wow! No-one has thought of that before! I just laughed and laughed. That is so important these days, what with the proliferation of digital pets and all.

I have long suspected that people were fish too. You don't know what a relief it is to have confirmation, especially from an impeccable source such as yourselves. It explains a great deal. About fish. About mankind. About bananas. About fish.

Do you think your bent yellow gun gives you appeal? Who, me? No, my pockets are empty. I'm just glad to see your website. Thanks for asking, though.

Can't wait to see how Guardian of the Stairwell turns out. I'm on pins and needles (but that may only be due to the way I'm sitting).

Don't we have anything better to do than this? I don't know. All I know is, the truth is out there.

Dave


HERE IS SOME MORE STUFF. Quotes from fan mail, that is. If you sent me something nice once you may just see you name here. Then again, you may not...

"hehehe some interesting perceptions.. I would be quite concered if I hadn't seen the humour-ring link tho." "anyway - very cool page - i belienve you are the real dana scully - it's okay - but i was very upset that i, as you trustym, somewhat dead, imformation giver, (aka as X or BCSRSG) that i was NOT, and i emphasise that, NOT mentioned on your page along with foxy - i'm very hurt...." "lovely piece of abusive web site matter if i do say myself" "very effective - I like it - cruel, diturbing, yet somewhat amusing.." "It is really good - and funny and weird. I was especially priviliged to see my name." "I promptly visited your site and it was ace." "I find your site very intriguing, not just because of the what is in it, but I started to create a kind of curiosity on how you actually look like... I like your writing style, I like your way you see things... And your page is not crap! Your page is worth having its place on the net!" "Like the page...Cool site, glad its in the ring." "I really liked your homepage, it's very cool." "I had a look. You're right - definitely more than weird. Weird enough to make it as next week's weird link in fact. But I might change it to hilarious instead...;)"
Go home, you know you want to!
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