Star Wars's Top Ten Sexually Slanted Lines

 _STAR WARS_

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." -- Han

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" -- C-3P0

3. "Look at the size of that thing!" -- Wedge

4. "Sorry about the mess..." -- Han

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -- Leia

6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" -- Leia

7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." -- Luke

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." -- Leia

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" -- Biggs

10. "Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" -- Han

11. "You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!" -- Han 

12. "No reward is worth this." -- Han 

13. "Get clear, Wedge. You can't do any good back there!" -- Luke