***TOP TEN SEXUALLY SLANTED LINES FROM TransFormers:The Movie***


1. I knew you had potential, lad.

2. Just think about what you wanna do before you do it.

3. It's kind of tricky.

4. Grimlock, get your noodle out of my face!

5. Let me give it one more try; okay, I think I've got it. 

6.  I've been a bad Decepticon.  I must be punished, O Mistress. Blast me!
	Oh, god, please blast me! Now, please!

7.   I think what is called for now, my dear,  is a VERY detailed tactile
	and visual analysis.

8.  ZOING!  Wanna come to my POW! quarters for the biggest BANG! of your
	life? WHAM!

9.  Wanna see some of the things I learned in the brothel on Gallumbits VII?

10. ARCEE (to Daniel): For the first time out you were great.
    SPRINGER: Okay, show time's over, we got work to do!

11.  "Six in one's quadruple the fun." ----Devastator

12. Open, dammit, open!

w13. OPTIMUS: Elita! Bumblebee! I can't believe this! Bumblebee, I'm gonna send

14.  "Hey, ever do it inside a tape recorder?" ---Rumble

15.  "Want to se the reason they used to call me Hot Rod?" ----Rodimus Prime

16.   "I may be small, but I'm mighty." ---Brawn

17. "Is that an ionic displacer in your pocket or are you just glad to see
me?"---Arcee

19.  "Me Grimlock say brace yourself!" ----Grimlock

20. ELITA: Spike, what's that thing you're wearing?
    	SPIKE: It's called a condom.
	ELITA: Ok.. Here we go!
	(10 Minutes pass)
	SPIKE: Phew...
	ELITA: Wow. Not bad for a 15-year old!
	SPIKE: DAMN! It ripped!
	(9 Months later)
	ELITA: What a beautiful baby! This is a bundle of joy! Spike? Why are 
	you so sad?
	SPIKE: I'm just thinking about what will happen when Sparkplug finds out.

21.MEGATRON: Soundwave, play back Laserbeak's findings.
	SOUNDWAVE: As you command, Megatron.
	(Laserbeak transforms. Images appear)
	(On screen) HOUND: Daniel! Come back here, you son of a gun!
	MEGATRON: I KNEW they'd find out!

22. Only your desines will properly interface.
	-Hypertron( a sort of, kind of, almost god) 

23. "Period!" -- Cheetor

24. You did an amazing job, a-mazing!

25. Turbo revvin' young punk! I'll straighten you out yet!

26. Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

--Blitzwing