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TIme fer a NEWWE MAttS!!1

Youe is the  gesstes to cum Bi
Thenk youes

Sexshons::::

Me Komradens fromaround de Cuntrie

Askes Mee, MatTs (I nows it)

Linkes Too mees Faverit suplieers

mees piTcher Pagje

Letz Go two the GApS,,

Mes Unitesss STanderdes

if Uou likes me PaJe to, Eemales me HEERE

moREE Too CUm,,,,,,,, JEst be PATent

Dis THinge is STILLL makin mee SWET werkin on it

REeed ythe Dissaclaymer pleez