HEADLINE NEWS FLASH: Scientists at JPL in Pasadena report that the Moon has suddenly left its normal orbit and is headed directly toward the Earth. It appears that the Moon will slam into East Asia within the hour. Casualties from the projected lunar impact are expected to reach between 200 to 500 million. Dr. Mould of MIT is quoted as saying: "If the Moon lands a direct hit, rather than the anticipated glancing blow, the Earth will probably be thrown out of wack, and everyone will die. Oh my god! We're all gonna die! No no no no no! This can't be happening! This has got to be a dream! I can't believe this. Auuughghh!".

 

 

Art never comes from happiness.     - Chuck Palahniuk

 

Happiness is a warm gun.    - John Lennon

 

Art never comes from a warm gun.   - Bret Falk

 

 

 

This is the entrance to my web site.   Hello.   Welcome.   Bonjour.   Relax and stay awhile.  

Kick off your shoes and take a load off.   Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy.  

By clicking on the links below, you'll find tons  paintings  I've done,  books  and  music 

I've got crushes on, and a bunch of other stuff.   

Upon closer inspection, these seemingly random pages may yield a complex psychological portrait

some guy trying to make sense out of this cruel and unforgiving world.

Or maybe not. 

Either way, it's a fun ride. 

 

 

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Art is above interpretation, skill and you.  Especially you*.           - Anonymous

*That's not supposed to be a burn on you personally or anything... I saw it scrawled

on a wall in a museum bathroom 24 years ago and I've never been able to forget it.

 

 

This is my living room (below). 

You can take a virtual tour of where I live by clicking here.

These are my roommates (below).

 email: bretfalk@hotmail.com 1

 I haven't changed a bit since 10th grade.  Scary, huh?

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