 | Q:Who has the right of way when four cars approach a
four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do". |
| Q: What are important safety tips to
remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom. |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car. |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an
accident?
A: Be too shit faced to find your keys. |
| Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for
drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. |
| Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she
is cute. |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The colour. |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics. |
| Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons. |
