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You wake up facedown on the
pavement. |
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You put your bra on
backward and it fits better. |
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You call suicide prevention
and they put you on hold. |
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You see a 60 minutes team
waiting in your office. |
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You want to put on the
clothes you wore home from the party and they aren't there. |
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You turn on the news and
they're showing emergency routes out of the city. |
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You wake up to discover
your waterbed has broken, then remember you don't have a waterbed. |
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Your car horon goes off
accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels down
the motorway. |
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Your wife wakes up feeling
amorous and you have a headache. |
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Your boss tells you not to
bother taking off your coat. |
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You wake up and your braces
are locked together. |
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Your blind date turns out
to be your ex-wife. |
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You put both contact lenses
in the same eye |
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Your wife says, "Good
morning, Bill" and your name is George. |
