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Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
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Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. |
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Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
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Worse: You're in it.
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Bad: Your children are sexually active.
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Worse: With each other.
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Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
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Worse: He looks better than you.
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Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
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Worse: As a sacrifice.
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Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
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Worse: She's a lawyer.
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Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
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Worse: For another woman.
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Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
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Worse: To enter a convent.
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Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
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Worse: She implicates you.
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Good: Hot outdoor sex. |
Bad: You're arrested. |
Worse: By your husband. |
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Good: The postman's early. |
Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47. |
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Good: The secretary said "yes." |
Bad: Your wife says "no." |
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Good: The teacher likes your son. |
Bad: Sexually. |
Worse: He's gay. |
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Good: You came home for a quickie. |
Bad: So did the postman. |
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Good: You came home for a quickie. |
Bad: Your wife walks in. |
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Good: You get tickets to the theatre. |
Bad: It's performance art. |
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Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. |
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. |
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Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." |
Bad: For real. |
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Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". |
Bad: Your son, that is. |
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Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. |
Bad: She's thirteen. |
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Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. |
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. |
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Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. |
Bad: Making a sex ed video. |
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Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. |
Bad: It's counterfeit. |
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Good: Your wife bought a porn video. |
Bad: Your daughter's the star. |
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Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. |
Bad: You live downtown. |
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Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. |
Bad: She's coming home. |
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Good: Your wife's kinky. |
Bad: With the neighbors. |
Worse: All of them. |
