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The following extracts were taken from the classified sections from newspapers from America.

Wanted: Fifty Girls for stripping machine operations in factory

We Do not tear clothing with machinery. We do it by hand

Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.

For sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepard and an Alaskan Hussy

Lost: Small Aricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Used cars: Why go elsewhere to the cheated? Come here first!

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms

Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: An antique desk for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Stock up and save. Limit: One.

Now is the chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

For sale. Three canaries of undetermined sex.

Great dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Tired of Cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Vacation special: Have your home exterminated.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience required.

Illiterate? Write today for help.

Semiannual after-Christmas sale.

We'll oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

                                                                                           

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