On a bag of Fritos: |
You could be a
winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. |
On a bar of Dial bath bar: |
Directions: Use
like regular soap. |
On a frozen dinner package: |
Serving suggestion: Defrost. |
On a hotel-provided shower cap box: |
Fits one head. |
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: |
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of
the box) |
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: |
Product will be hot
after heating. |
On packaging from a Rowenta Iron: |
Do not iron clothes on body. |
On Boot's children's cough medicine: |
Do not drive car or
operate machinery. |
On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid): |
Warning: May cause drowsiness. |
On a Korean kitchen knife: |
Warning: Keep out of children. |
On a string of Chinese-made
Christmas lights: |
For indoor or outdoor use only. |
On a Japanese food processor: |
Not to be used for
the other use. |
On Sainsbury's peanuts: |
Warning: Contains nuts. |
On an American Airlines package of
nuts: |
Instructions: Open package,
eat nuts. |
On a Swedish chainsaw: |
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. |
On a package of Sunmaid raisins: |
Why not try tossing over your
favourite breakfast cereal? |