You cannot drive while asleep

An automobile cannot impersonate a wolf

Blind men are forbidden to drive automobiles

Anyone who double parks an auto shall be put on a chain gang and fed bread and water

It is forbidden to run out of gas

You cannot drive without a steering gear

It's unlawful to wipe your car with your undies

A woman cannot drive a car unless a man is running or walking in front of the car waving a red flag to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists

Jumping from a plane or dropping an object from a plane is illegal

All people on city streets must walk or ride. They cannot crawl, sleep or stand

It's illegal to discard a boat or an ark on any submerged street.

It's illegal to ride on the roof of a taxi

All taxis must carry brooms and shovels.

You cannot walk down the street with your shoelaces untied

It's forbidden for "smelly people" to ride public streetcars.

Its illegal to board a plane while in flight

It is illegal to cross the street on Sunday unless it is an emergency

Planes are forbidden to fly over town on Sundays between 11 am and 1 pm

Anyone found underneath the sidewalks will be found guilty of disorderly conduct

A law in Kansas states: "When 2 trains approach each other at a crossing, both shall come to a full stop and neither shall start up again until the other has gone."

You risk gong to jail if you are found standing in front of a moving train

No railroad train may roll through Gainesville, Florida, faster than a man can walk

It's punishable by death to put salt on a railroad track in Alabama

Youngster's aren't allowed to have unusual haircuts.

it is illegal in Washington to pretend your parents are rich.

Babies cannot be given coffee

Kids cannot sell their parent's

You can grow as tall as you want

You can be fined up to $200 if you denied the existence of God

A housewife can ho to jail if she does not cook her dust cloth after using it.

You must remove the top before setting your house on fire.

You can go to jail if you slap and old pal on the back

It is illegal to slurp soup

In LA it is illegal to poke turkeys to see if they are tender

You cannot offer anyone a glass or water unless you have been issued a permit.

It is illegal to throw a tainted pickle into the street.

It's illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley

It's illegal to throw a banana peel on the sidewalk

It's illegal to throw watermelon seeds on the sidewalk

One cannot attend the theatre within four hours of eating garlic.

A person exhibiting a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling could be fined $10 for engaging in "immoral practice,"

It's against the law to do anything that's against the law in NY

You can't peel an orange in your hotel room

You cannot kiss your wife on Sunday

A waiter cannot serve wine in a tea cup

In Chicago, it is illegal to eat in a place that is on fore.

It's illegal to serve ice cream on cherry pie

It's illegal to use the same finger bowl

Tavern owners cannot sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup

It's illegal to spit in a salad bar.

It's illegal for a girl to telephone a guy asking for a date.

You may be fined if you prepose marriage in Delaware

You cannot tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.

Kissing on the lips in Riverside, California, is in violation of a local health ordinance. unless both parties first wipe both their lips with carbonised rose water.

A kiss cannot last longer than a second.

Kissing a stranger is illegal

Any man who constantly kisses "human beings" is forbidden to have a moustache

Wiggling on the dance floor is illegal

A woman cannot take three steps backwards while dancing

Infants cannot dance in public halls.

No one is permitted to perform any indecent or immoral dances

Rude and indecent speech isn't allowed

It's illegal to marry the same man four times

A man legally owns his wife's clothes. i.e. you can rip her clothes off in the street!

First cousins may marry unless the female is 55 yrs old.

It's illegal to throw rice at the bride and groom

It's illegal to throw shoes at the bride and groom

A housewife cannot break more than three dishes a day.

Women wrestlers are forbidden to appear in the city

It's illegal to  drink coffee after 6:00 pm if you are a woman

In Kentucky: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless she is  escorted by at least two officers of is armed with a club." [The amendment reads] :"The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

if you are over 21 you are not required to reveal your age. Instead, you can use this code. A=20's B=30's C=40's D=none of the above

Every man must grow a beard

Birds have the right of way on public highways

Pigeons cannot fly overhead without a licence

It's illegal to rove a birds nest from a public cemetery

You can't honk a horn

Goldfish cannot ride a city bus unless they are kept still

It's illegal to have a hippo in possession.

You cannot disturb a grizzly bear just to take its picture

It's illegal to blindfold cows on public highways

Its forbidden to mistreat oysters.

It's illegal to punch a bull in the nose

It's illegal to milk someone else's cow

Any animal that is out after dark must display a tail light

Chicken thieves cannot work during daylight

It's illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia

Fishing with explosives is against the law

You cannot fish with your bare hands in Kansas

You cannot fish in

Goldfish cannot be used as bait (all states)

Any overt physical action intended to frighted fish is prohibited in NY state

It's illegal to give fish liquor

You cannot fish with a bow and arrow or with a rock

You cannot set fire to your mule if it balks

If a 2 yr old mule runs wild and is not claimed within two days, anyone may castrate the animal

It is illegal for people to participate in dog fights

All dogs in Massachusetts must have their hind legs tied during April

Your dog cannot get an education in Connecticut

A police officer in Pailing, Ohio may bite a dog in an a attempt to quiet him.

All dogs must pay full fare on tramways.

Cats cannot chase dogs up telephone poles

A pet cat cannot run loose without a tail

It is illegal to ride down the street on an ugly horse

All horses must be equipped with horns and headlights

It's illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant