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The correct wording required for an insurance form accident report can be quite a challenge for some people. The following extracts represent the best of these excuses, and reflect the infinite potential of the human mind. All of the following statements are true...

Coming home, i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions

I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my hand through it.

I told the police I was uninjured. But on removing my hat, I found that i had a fractured skull.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way

A trucked backed through my windshield into my wife's face

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment

The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He went to rest in the bush with just his rear end showing.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.

I had been learning to drive without power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direcction going the opposite way

I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

As i approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever approached before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of ther car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car apppeared out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.

When I saw I could not avoid the collision, I stepped onto the gas and crashed into the other vehicle.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.

I saw her look at me twice; she appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.

No one was to blame for tha ccident but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert.

I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed in to the other vehicle. The driver and pssengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision. i didn't see the other car.

I had been driving my car for forty uears when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway when I struck him.

The pedestrain had no other way to go, so I ran over him.

The trees were passong me in an orderly row at 50 miles per hour when suddenly one of them stepped out into my path.

I ran over a man, he admitted it was his fault since he had been knocked over before.

I ran into a lampost that was obscured by human beings.

The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

Cut down a tree in my backyard. Tree was supposed to go west, it e\went east.

We entered the house at midnight after going out for the evening; since I smelled something in the air, my fiancee wouldn't let me turn on the lights since if it was gas, the spark may ignite the gas so I lit a match instead...

                                                                                               

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