An anonymous site by Nick Boice

Life is a B-movie

 


Index

Not going to be updated.

I'm out of here. Don't fuck up the planet.

College And School
A Math Story
A Tandem Story
Final Questions That Would Suck
Harvard Entrance Exam -- Football Player Version
How To Annoy You're Roommate
How To Annoy You're Professor
Is Hell Endo Or Exo Thermic?
Letter Home
Math History Mistakes
Worst Analogies In Papers
You Might Be A Teacher If...

Computers And Electronics
Anti Chain Letter
Badtimes Virus
Computer Viruses
If Companies Made Toasters
Microsoft Is Evil
Why Computers Are Female
Why Computers Are Male
You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When...

Holiday -- Christmas
A Gift Bike
Fun Things To Do At Christmas
Fun Things To Do To Santa
More Fun Things To Do At Christmas
There Is No Santa...
Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women
Why Santa Can't Be Female

Holiday -- Halloween
Fun Things To Do At Halloween

Men And Women
Consumer Reports: Girlfriends
Element: Man
Element: Women
Glad To Be A Man
Glad To Be A Women
Good Girls Vs Bad Girls
Men Are Like...
Reasons it's Great to be a Guy
Some Jokes About Men
The Differences Between Men and Women
The Truth About Women
What Men Really Mean
What Women Really Mean
Why Nagging A Man Doesn't Work

Science And Sci-Fi
If Dr. Seuss Wrote For Star Trek: The Next Generation
Sex Life of an Electron
Warning Signs of Science Things
We Don't Exist
You May be a Physics Major if...

Sexual Anything
Handy
- a newspaper clip
How Sex Began
Kentucky Prom
Reasons For Not Having Sex
The Little Girl And A Bird 
Twisted Disney Jokes
When You Find Your Roommate Having Sex
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
Wish I Had This Mouse Pad 

Substances
Drug Dealer Vs Software Developers
Drug Using Cartoon Characters
How To Tell You Are Too Drunk
Reasons Scooby Doo Was Drug Influenced
Why Smoking Pot Is Better Than School

Religion
Clinton Goes To Hell
Natural Selection
Priest And Vodka
Creation Of Women

These I haven't placed yet...
10 Things That Piss Me Off
Excuses For Being Late
Interview Questions
Pure Torture
Something To Offend Everyone
Things I Learned From The Movie Star Ship Troopers
Fun Things to do
The No's
Cartoon Laws
Quotes
Signs You're In A Bad Hospital
How To Be You're Own Grandpa
The Rules Of Combat (And Life In General)
Elephant Hunters
Rules For Choosing A Superhero Identity
Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

I find them funny anyway...

 

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