Signs you're in a bad hospital.


They refer to the E.R. as a television show.

They asked if you would rather have assisted suicide.

They have the morgue on speed dial.

They have no handicap parking.

"Follow your parents to work day."

Beer man is wondering down the halls.

All the episodes of Dogie Howser are on tape.

They’re co-owned by Hillshire Farms.

Operations sell out.

Emergency entrance has "no parking any time" sign.

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