Clinton dies and goes straight to hell.
When he gets there the devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to spend eternity.
He opens the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says, "Oh no. That's not how I want to spend eternity..."
The devil then shows him what is behind door #2. There is Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says, "Nope. Not for me." The devil then opens door #3.
Behind it is Kenneth Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill says, "Hmmm. Looks good to me. I'll take it!"
The devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced..."