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Walk into a building and say "Oh…My…God…"then leave.

Backwards thing every say.

Wear a trench coat with a sticker that says, "Free samples!"

Insert random words in climatology sentences.

Sit in a corner for several minutes, get up and go to another corner. Do it again.

Examine objects in a building, nodding as you do it, stop at one for a while and stare at it. Leave immediately shaking your head and muttering.

Walk into walls and doors then sniff them.

Start breaking windows, when asked why say, "I didn’t like the way they looked."

Use wrong words to describe things.

Wear underwear on your head. Insult other people for being weird.

Fill your pockets with magnets.

Wear a white coat and ask people if they have a spare particle accelerator.

Put name tags on all your pets.

Coat your appliances with saran wrap.

Shout "Surge!" at random times.

Shout "Spoon!" every ten minutes.

Glue your mail box shut.

Sit in a corner and whisper, "This isn’t happening" over and over again.

Wear a puppet on your hand and ask it something, hold to your ear as if it’s talking back to you. Get mad at it.

When asked a question answer in a mysterious voice, "It will all be explained soon." Eye the surrounding people.

When a question is answered say in a mysterious voice, "It’s all falling into place." Leave abruptly.

Speak in HTML tags.

When making a list insert things that have nothing to do with it.

That humming noise is back.

Plant a tree.

Stand on a street corner and attempt to sell a cardboard box with, "Amazing New Features!"

Say each sentence in a different accent.

Make up a useless sentence such as, you have no shoes on you hands, using words from as many languages as possible. Walk around and say it to people.

Wait outside with a blank sign, when asked what you're doing say, "Can’t you read the sign?"

Open a store that only accepts ‘Chuck E Cheese’ tokens.

Become a city planer and make your designs on ‘Sim City’.

Open a neon sign company that only makes signs that say "NEON" in various ways.

Sit in a corner holding a plant. Do nothing.

Get 200 hundred super-balls. Toss 'em off high things.

Buy 5,000 plastic army men, place them around your bed saying they’ll protect you from the Germans.

Dig a big hole and sit in it.

Start a company that makes calendars, make up all the holidays.

Open a factory that makes miniature models of factories.

Educate elementary children how they are able to fly off high buildings.

Stare intensely at video cameras.

Stand in automatic doors.

Convince the road committee to put up "Parking Any Time" signs.

Interrupt speeches by casually saying, "What's that ticking sound?"

Follow old women in malls.

Invite cardboard cut-outs and blow-up dolls to parties.

Only speak in puns.

Give out Valentine cards on Halloween.

Speak in symbols. #&%@!!!

Place signs in public bathrooms that say, "This room monitored at all times."

Attack random objects. Claim they looked at you funny.

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