This is something that I found particularly amusing. Read the article, then if you want to lower your IQ a bit read what I say about it below.
Masturbation should be taught in public schools. Maybe it will help all of these genetic rejects who get pregnant at 17 and go on welfare. Why should MY taxes pay for these people because they're too fucking stupid to keep their legs shut? To hell with Pro-Choice, mandatory abortions should be used -- but that's another story.
I like how it calls youth masturbation an "epidemic". It shows this Dave Gross person has no idea just what an epidemic is. AIDS is an epidemic (possibly a pandemic), Chicken Pocks is an endemic, masturbation is just fun.
Most children, by the time they graduate from high school have been afflicted by masturbation. By the time most kids graduate from high school they carry the label of 'slut' (or maybe that's just my school -- we have a lot of sluts).
Sexual arousal, erotic fantasy, and (heaven forbid) orgasm can occur if children masturbate! NO!!!!!!!!!!! This is proof that there is no God. Children have orgasms, the world is fucked (much like big breasted blonds). We might as well give up now. Everyone go out and kill a black man, join the Neo Nazis, NRA, and Subscribe to Better Homes and Gardens. Cut off your son's hand and your daughter's fingers. This must be stopped as soon as possibly. Everyone knows the human body is evil. The only reason Man was created naked was so he would build the Gap. The only reason we are born naked is so we would build the Baby Gap.
For crying out load (there's an expression seldom heard these days) isn't orgasm the whole point of masturbation? Women a lot of the time don't have orgasms during intercourse, especially the first time [and women wonder why men are so self-conscience (no it's true, I looked it up)]. Really now, why the hell would I do it five times a day (six if there's porn) if NOTHING HAPPENED? Maybe Dave should watch 'The Science of Sex' when it gets played on TLC (great show btw).
So Clinton had a strong stance against masturbation, then stopped. Wouldn't that be about the time that Monica chick came into play (pun intended).
Self abuse? Dressing in the gothic style is self abuse. Listening to N'Sync is self abuse. Going to my web site is self abuse.
I bet anything Dave has photos of Jesus all over his house.
I feel frustrated -- I have to go abuse myself.