Is your life not the way you wanted it to be?
Are you un-liked?
Unattractive?
Does your family not want you around?

How much longer are you going to let this go on?

Are you happy being spat on as you walked the streets?
At work are you laughed at?
At home are you yelled at?
Having every problem blamed on you?

This is not the way is meant to be, and there is a way out.

NATURAL SELECTION

Yes Natural Selection, the way god intended.
It’s both fun and easy for you and your family.*
Just imagine all the ways you can do it.**

Natural selection has worked since the beginning of time.
And now it can worked for you!

 
*Research shows that for this action to be enjoyable you/parties involved will have to either be highly intoxicated and or mental disturbed.

**In compliance with state and county regulations, measure 41g, numerous lawsuits and gratuitous letter bombs, we can no longer list any of the ways involved with natural selection. This, any text within, or any joining material is in no way responsible if you kill yourself. If this or anything causes you to kill yourself then you were a complete idiot and deserved to die.

Nick Boice
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