Proof That We Don't Exist

Begin:
solve 5 * 4 = 20 for 5
5 = 20 / 4
5 = 5
solve 5 * 0 = 0 for 5
5 = 0 / 0
5 = undefined (this result means that the number 5, and incidently all other numbers are equal to them selves and an infinitely small number)

Next:
given that a point has no height, width, or length, and a line is made up of an infinite number of points, and 0 times any number is 0 then 0 * infinite still equals 0. thus lines have a length of 0. continuing this, planes have width and length of 0, and thus all "three dimensional" objects have dimensions of "0 X 0 X 0". (all objects are actually nothing more than single mathematical points)

Third:
given that atoms are made up of 99.99% nothing, all objects composed of atoms (e.g. all known forms of matter) are 99.99% nothing. Also since the average mass of sub-atomic particles is 0.0 followed by infinite 0's and finally ending with a 1 (note that this is the same as 0, but allows use of the number as a number) no object formed of any number of these particles can have a mass.

Fourth:
Given previous data (all objects exist within a single point, any given number is equal to an infinitely small number as well, and matter cannot possibly exist), it is safe to assume that the universe as we know it has not yet, never will, or only very recently (within the last infinitely small amount of time) came into existence.

End:
These results show that we do not exist, cannot exist, and have not existed since the beginning of time, which may or may not have occured yet, and that if there is a god, he has not, will not, and cannot exist. So if he does then everything we know about anything is false, which leads back to his not actually existing in the first place.

1999 Nick Boice
© 1999 Joshua Kincaid 1