Hello Spammers: I like you know that you are spammers. The reason I say that you are spammers is because you are spammers and this means that you are spammers. You send spam. Because you send spam it make you a spammer. Therefore, you are a spammer. This letter shall be very short and to the point because you are a spammer. And since you are a spammer I'm going to tell you straight out that you are a spammer. You send spam. Spam is junk e-mail that nobody wants to be bothered with. All you're doing is clogging up people's mailboxes with garbage. Most of your spam is not even seen or read or cut you or looked at. Just like most of you will not bother reading this letter (and I don't blame you), most people do not bother reading your spam. But, you send it anyway and it sometimes is a drag. You send spam to my spam address. This is the address you got hold of while back. It was invaded by spammers so I simply use it as a spam address and have other addresses that I use for serious business reasons... So just saying hello to a friend... Were e-mailing dirty jokes... Or writing a letter to some politician telling him to *&^^%^&*. But these are very important matters that I used my special e-mail addresses for which I will not reveal to you spammers. For you spammers I have only my spam address and that is because you are spammers. Extensive research has been done on spammers ever since the Internet started becoming popular and e-mail became a regular form of communication between all people. It immediately became known to people in the field of psychology that pornography and spam are synonymous. Spammers send a lot of pornography along with a lot of stupid schemes to make money from Nigeria. How or why the spammers have chosen Nigeria as the country to make money off of it is still unknown to people studying this spam problem and the psychological effects it has on you spammers. Many psychological doctors, such as myself, have been fascinated by you spammers for quite some time now. It is realized that there actually are a small number of you who are sending out large amounts of e-mail from many many addresses. It says if you just learned about e-mail and were fascinated by how easy it was to make up different addresses and use them. Many people have gone through this when first introduced to the Internet, but most quickly grow out of it and realized that is pointless to have more then one or two e-mail addresses. Just as it would be pointless to have 10 different phone numbers it is also pointless to have 10 different e-mail addresses. Spammers, however, did not understand this concept. It has something to do with the neurons in their brain causes them to have many, many personality disorders. Even if they send out e-mail under 20 different names in an attempt to make money and lose in all 20 tries they still feel as if they have accomplished something. This is a fascinating topic that people in the field of psychology are fascinated by. Because the Internet is a new dissecting the brain of a spam we are to has not yet happened. There are plans in the near future, however, to use the corpses of spam freaks to literally take apart their brains and see which screws are loose. There are several theories on this issue and some psychologists (such as myself) have the theory that the inner center of the spammers brain is literally empty. We've not had enough evidence to confirm this theory nor has it been fully refuted as of this time. It will take the investigation of a few more spam brains in future years and it is hoped that by the year 2030 this question will be answered. It is also fascinating that you spammers managed to sometimes take advantage of peoples gullibility with such stupid and moronic ripoff schemes. Psychologists are also fascinated at how people can be stupid enough to fall for your Nigerian stunts and other things of that type. And as far as the sex advertisements go, they aren't even needed. Anyone with the slightest knowledge of the Internet need only type in "pornography" and they will have all of the free samples of dirty pictures that they wish to look at. How or why anyone would be bothered to waste time and effort with your porno spam tricks is also fascinating. It says if you are advertising ways to breathe the air for a low cost. Just like breathing air, looking at pornography is something that we can do of our own free will. We do not need you spammers to tell us about it. But, as was said before, for some reason you spammers have been this game in your brains and are a dictate to sending 99 e-mails per second. Being a psychologist I should not let my anger get the best of me and I should remain very intelligent and intellectual at all times. That is difficult however because you spammers really are nothing more than crud. But, being the scientist that I am, I've dedicated to my energies towards studying the emptiness of your minds. Several people in the medical profession are also trying to figure out why you spell so bad. There is something about your physical anatomy that makes a spammer smell like manure. One theory is that a spammer truly is mature. Another is that their brains are made of manure. But once again, these theories are new in the field of medical science and have yet to be proven or disproven. I am confident however that you are all just pieces of manure. That's because spammers are worthless crud. In fact, whenever I take out the garbage I always wonder if there is a spammer hidden inside there some place being crushed inside the garbage truck. No one would notice if the spammer was missing because there are always other spammers to take that place. Plus, as was stated earlier, most spam e-mail is just thrown in the trash anyway and is completely ignored. So for a spammer to be crushed into the garbage and to suddenly disappear would have no noticeable effect. Anyway, I hope that you spammers are fascinated by this writing because you are worthless pieces of dirt. I'm sending this to you via my spam e-mail because you are spam e-mailers. As was said earlier, you will never get hold of my true e-mail addresses which I use for serious recent. Well... Let me rephrase that... I firmly doubt that you will get hold of my serious and e-mail addresses. There are instances where spammers do get hold of peoples addresses even when the greatest of care is taken to keep the spammers away. But, I don't think that will happen with my e-mail addresses because I'm very cautious and aware of worthless spammers. Why you choose the country of Nigeria over and over again as your landmark of getting rich is a question that many ask. Why don't you choose Europe or Alaska some other place with a bit more creativity to. To constantly use Nigeria as your landmark is getting into the ridiculous zone. Why don't you have any properties sell in Eastern Europe? Or perhaps stock investments in China? Something with a bit more creativity and intelligence to it may have an effect and even help you spammers scam one or more people. Again, I doubt that, but it would probably be a little bit better than saying Nigeria over and over again. Anyway, I'm done with this essay. I hope that you spammers all leave this planet within a short period of time because you will smell really bad. You move into the neighborhood and lower property values within a second. A spammer moves in and almost immediately all of the decent people move out. Property thou use go down, more spammers move in, and then the original spammer picks up and leaves and moves on to another town and does the same thing all over again. You are blockbusters! Okay..... Now I'm really done... I'm done talking to you... I'll shut up now... I will put a spammer into the toilet flush it. That will be my good deed for the day. Yours truly; Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Jr. the second PS: Do any of you spammers ever take a bath?