• Never date a girl who is taller
  • Never date a girl who can beat you up
  • Never date a girl who is bald by choice
  • Never have sex on the first date
  • Never have sex when alchohol is involved
  • One word: Protection
  • Never hit a girl
  • Never date a girl on looks alone
  • Never date a girl with more body hair then you
  • Never date a girl with less hair on her head
  • Never date someone who's idea of a good time is spending the night at a rave on the South Side of Chicago
  • Never date a girl that could put a friend in a bad situation if you break up
  • You can tell alot about how they feel about you from phone conversations
  • Go to the Realm of The Viking King - Return to the Big Book of Brad

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