Bill's Humour Page

People are like Potatoes!
  Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch   others do...
They are called "Speck Tators."

Some people never do   anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do things...
  They're called "Comment Tators."

    Some are always looking to cause   problems and really get under your skin...
They are called "Aggie Tators."

  There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they never get   around to doing...
We call them "Hezzie Tators."

Some people put on a   front and act like someone else...
They're called"Emma Tators."  

Then,   there are those who walk what they talk. They're always prepared to stop what   they're doing to lend a hand to others, and bring real sunshine into the lives of   others.
You can call them "Sweet Tators."
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said,   "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she said earnestly.
  "Umph, ooh, nnoo, I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a minute", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
  But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?   He replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."


If you have a really great joke you would like to add please email Bill with the joke and your url so I can link it back to your page! Thanks!

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