Bob, we'll miss you!!
Hello, I am the 13 inch man, And, yes, I was very good friends with the 12 inch man, Bob Swain. Last year, When he died a local talk show host, no, a local GENIUS did a tribute and eulogy to him. His name, Phil Hendry, his time slot, 7:00 pm - 11:00 pm on KFI AM 640 more stimulating Talk Radio. Bob was a great friend, a great humanitarian, a great cigar smoker, and, yes, a great pro golfer. He was a hell 'o' alot better then me! I loved him like a brother. And his acctual favorite sport...Midget wrestleing. He was like a big brother to me, besides the fact that he was an inch shorter than I, and he had a huge sence of humor. He even kicked my ass a few times, thats how much of a big brother he was to me. Him, Phil and I were always together, even when he moved to Florida we were there, in his suit case. And yes, I did cop a feel of his ass, why? because I loved him...like a brother...a gay brother...but a brother...he did kick my ass that day, for, no, he was not gay.
My name, by the way, is Guapo Vallentazes. I come from a long line of short peole from colombia, we were cafetierias. The "largies" would nock down the beans and then we would gather them and send them to the roasters. I loved it, untill the guiness crowd came...
This is when Bob and I met Bill Handle and Webb Hubble!!! (please Note: We are down by their shins, so, unfortunatelly we are not pictured)