1. I just read that Xerox and Wurlitzer were going to merge. They're going to make reproductive organs.

2. A number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers. Rumor had it that the new company would be called Fairwell Honeychild.

3. There is a merger in the works involving Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

Others in the works:

4. 3M & Goodyear = mmmGood

5. Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining = Mine, All Mine

6. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants = Poupon Pants

7. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women = Knott NOW!

8. Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dofasco & Dakota Mining = Zip Audi Do-Da