January 1998
My roommate "Staffy the Duck" comes home from the club in a highly drunken and agitated state after instigating a brawl that never occured in the Eagle's Nest. I am in bed after pulling 24 hrs CQ. After advising him of the consequences of f*cking with me, I proceeded to beat the shit out of him. I stopped slamming my fist into his head only after I reached muscle failure. (More PT) Staffy is cool with me now even though he still drinks like a fish. (Jan '99) Staffy is now at Ft. Hood, Texas and is enrolled in ADAP. If he isn't he damn well should be.
March-April 1998
The exact month of this scuffle is unclear to me. Anyways a certain private first class from Florida, and I got into a scuffle in the medical barracks at Yongsan. We had all consumed a significant amount of aclcohol before going to the club, however the PFC had been drinking from 0800hrs that morning. We went to the club at 10pm that night. To make a long story short he had been acting a fool all day and we could not afford to take him to the club with us. Someone mentions putting him to sleep so I proceeded to knock him out with one punch. It didn't work but I did swell up his lip. Actually it was a delayed knockout 'cuz he passed out 20 minutes later. To this day he claims he got in his "one" punch. Okay guy, I'll give you the one punch. Also during this time he was in love with another female soldier who was screwing every Tom, Dick, and Cho.UPDATE 2000 This soldier is now a SPC, but with the DUI he got, he won't be for long. (2001) He's still a SPC.
July 1998
This was a Camp Eagle classic. It was the best 'cuz it was captured on tape. The victim was a certain herb from Virginia or DC. We don't exactly know because no one believes he's from DC and Virginia doesn't want him. Anyways he claims he's a member of a certain gang in VA. I don't like the guy and one night I hear him talking about Boss or Boston. I happen to be from Boston and we take representation seriously out there. So I step to this punk and he is arrogant in his response and so I stole on him and kicked his punk ass all over the barracks. He leaves and comes back again and gets his ass kicked even worse than the first time. Unfortunately we didn't get round 2 on tape it would have been lovely. "But I didn't say nothing about Boston..." I'll tell you his damn name it's Sgt. Nicholas J. Potter. He's in D Co1/1 Avn Bn in Germany somewhere. He's a beooootch!!
During my brief military career I have met many different people and two people stand out in my mind so far that I would like to acknowledge.
Most Likely to Get His Ass Whipped
Sgt. Brathwaite-Punk ass bitch>
Halfbaked Award
SFC E. Cortez- was my drill sgt at AIT, he is definitely smoking that shit. He was banging his coworker-SSG Velez **He's out of the Army now. He failed his psych evaluation (2001).**
Places to Go in Korea
Itaewon- Liberty Club, Kings Club
Osan- anywhere you hear hip hop music, Challenger Club
Casey
**BE CAREFUL OF JUICY GIRLS. THEY WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY. AND NO YOU WILL NOT GET ANY ASS!**
Benzo would like to acknowledge: my Mom, Gbuo, Esosah, Nyema,$100 Krew, Simmidy Sam (my nuh),Winjy, E Double, Phat Joe, Trini, Dre, DC Jenk, Red, Bootsie, Shakeel, Byrd, Echo, Ruiz, Konishi, Dale, Shilo,Bianca (my favorite MP),T-Dog,SSC,Shops Platoon, Bravo 2-10, JB(you gonna make it kid),Lee, Nynex, Serrano family, Braima, Francis family and all my peeps in the Boston, New York, Atlanta and Virginia areas.I also gotta big up the whole Made Men/Wiseguys click for representin' Beantown. One.
One Love to wifey. I love you mami.
