One who is an expert on ignition invertor installation, and knowledgeable about these things: OBA, EAB, 4MC, JCP, AN/PDR 27 & 56, HY80, NTPI, NWAI, DASO, MHC, MCC, COB, COW, OOD, WSRT, 1SQ, 2SQ, 4SQ, A-3, C-3, TRMPS, TMPS, KMA, & SMUT.

While referring to the newly installed, guidance system storage containers, the guy I'm looking for said, "Don't paint them black cuz they won't work!"

I'm looking for a guy that knows LOS doesn't stand for "legislate oral sex" and that IMP is more than just a mischievous spirit.

I'm looking for a guy that chuckles to himself whenever he still hears the words HOT WHEELS and JEEP.

I'm looking for a guy that thinks of extraordinary times from years past whenever the digital clock reads 6:54 AM or 6:54 PM. It's the only place in the world where laundry queen and a smut king can reign together but are never as well-known as the clown that blows a shitter inboard.

I'm looking for a guy that knows that HML-56 went by the wayside when "shocks-to-launch" and inner-missile tubes became out dated, but HML-16 continued to hold its own, not to mention all that hydraulic pressure to boot.

I'm looking for a guy that thinks "pain-in-the-ass" when he hears the words close out or weapon's officer.

I'm looking for a guy that not only knows what a lock-wire pliers is, but could actually still use it even though he hasn't seen one in over 20 years.

I'm looking for a guy who hasn't heard the terms Interlocks I and Interlocks II in years but it actually brings back a memory. Someone that understands umbilicals are not just for babies.

I'm looking for a guy that can still remember the days when antelope meant more than a hollow-horned ruminant. And that a closure and a diaphragm might serve the same purpose but they were very different in appearance and weight, and never used on sex night.

I'm looking for a guy that might still know by rote the Two-Man Rule, where to vent the hovering system, and that "the tit falls out in the third real." (If it never falls out, it's a dogshitter!)

I'm looking for some one who can make a six-cup bug-juice run without spilling a drop. Someone not afraid to accept the challenge of a thought provoking oolee. Someone that can fondly recall midrats of horsecock & green jell-o or a fine meal of shit-on-a-shingle. Or a night of gluttony and sinful indulgence called Surf and Turf.

I want to talk to someone about Alert One, Station the Maneuvering Watch, and Rig Ship for Reduced Electrical. I want to discuss the workings of a trip valve, breather valve, and a pneumatically operated proportioning valve.

I want to talk about the under-the-hatch valve and the ballast control valve. I want to talk again to someone that knows the number of security locks on a missile tube and interlock rod when Condition 4SQ is set. Someone who can adjust pressure switches, fix leaks, trouble-shoot using one-line diagrams, and follow ones and zeros through and, or, nand, & nor gates making use of Boolean Algebra.