Welcome To The LDD!

main.htm (its case-sensitive so be sure to capitalize the T, C, and G-- and be gentle!) It'll explain the rules and premises of the Conspiracy game. I've also included a statement about the differences between this LDD and the 'real' LDD.

So what's up with this LDD thing?fnord

I'm glad you asked. The Legion of Dynamic Discord is lead by yours truly, Hagbard Celine, as seen in The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. We reside in a 1776-foot long golden submarine that floats about the Atlantic and Pacific oceans looking for dolphins to talk to. From there we strike at the heart of Greyface to free humanity from the duldrums of order and bring about wonderful chaos between bouts of frantically searching the web for pornography on our breast-viewing devices (aka web-browsers.) The Golden Apple of Eris represents our devotion to this lofty task. But most of us actually sit at home making up hotmail accounts and trading cryptic e-mails. The way to win this game is to recruit people and garner secrets while protecting your own. Here at the LDD we do this in the time-honored Discordian tradition of throwing our secrets out in the open and recruiting as many of our enemies' double agents as we can. Here on this page, nothing is hidden. We want to recruit you into our ranks. We want you to find our secrets.fnordWe want to dance around naked in the streets so that we can know once and for all that we are, indeed, human beings. If you wish to join us, simply e-mail ldd5@hotmail.com and say 'I want to join!' or some such exclamatory statement. You must also verify that you are not a cabbage.

                             fnord

Ahem Yes...well...what exactly could I do for the LDD? And what could they do for me?
Like I said before, one of the ways to win this game is to recruit people. The more people we have, the more points we get. We also get points for learning the secrets of other groups. When you join us, you can just rest on your laurels and enjoy the satisfaction of being a member of the fastest growing secret web community on the net (other than the Inner Circle of GeoCities), or you can work actively for us. That means recruiting more people and looking for other groups. This is a game of secrets! We start off not knowing who else is playing and finding out who is is tough. Finding other groups, infiltrating them, and getting their secrets is a valuable task for Legionairres to carry out. As you garner more valuable info, you will move up in the ranks. The ranks in the Legion of Dynamic Discord are as follows:

Legionairre Disciple

Legionairre Deacon

Legionairre Priest-ess or Chaplin

High Priest

Pope

No one has attained Pope. But everyone is a Pope. That's just the way it is.
As you rise in the ranks, we will also impart more secrets to you.

Is there any more information you can give me before I report back to my superiors?

 fnord

Of course there is! Here are some links that you may find useful:

Welcome To The LDD!

Is there any more information you can give me before I report back to my superiors?
fnord
Of course there is! Here are some links that you may find useful:

My 'It's only a game' speech

A listing of our Secrets

A listing of groups with double agents in the LDD