"Hamez"
12-22-98
2. Thou shalt not watch the drum major at any time. (If so, make funny faces at them to make them laugh and get off beat)
3. Thou shalt yell PENIS as loud as possible when called to attention.
4. Thou shalt take as much time as possible to get back to spot when told to do so.
5. Thou shalt NEVER bring water to practice but yell bloody Mary for water breaks.
6. Thou shalt ad lib whenever needed.
7. Thou shalt think as stupid as possible when or when not called for.
8. Thou shalt be as mexican as can be; even if you're white, black, indian, etc. half breed, mut.
9. Thou shalt give the symbol when noticing another drummer with a female.
10. Thou shalt never leave anything behind otherwise it'll get taken by James, David, Eli, Andy, or Rolly.