I was a stray "baby" that someone threw away...can you
imagine!!! My wonderful meowmies found me and I am now
Princess of Black Rock Ranch! I am a grown-up girl now
but this has not lessened my abilities to boss these
humans and other critters around!
Baking Cookies With Your Cat...My Meowmie says this was written just for me.
Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
Get cup of coffee and get cat off of the cookbook.
Find that special recipe.
Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
Go to fridge and get eggs.
Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
Break eggs in small bowl.
Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
Answer the phone.
Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
Throw flour out and get more.
Preheat oven for cookies.
Looking at cat & wanting to bake cat now. Cat runs for cover into bathroom.
Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled and knocked over on top of
bathroom counter.
Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
Can sense cat ! is angry.
Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
Clean up the bathroom.
Hear a thump in kitchen ... Oh Golly ... now what?
Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies and more bandaids.
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