Heyyyy Kit*Kat KAYLEIGH:), ya know howl 2 do the "Kit Kat JIG", heeheehee? Uh...I meant to barky ==_THE KESH JIG_==, Birthday girlie;)! Yep, it's me KOI*BOI l@@ky'n 4 someone/thingy to *dancey* with! What TISHNA? Ya X*pect the *first dance* w/me? Dad blamed it all! Uh...howl's about "MY WILD IRISH ROSE" as our firstest of the first dance around the Ballroomy here at the ABD! Ballroom sweetie*piezzz:)? I know, we're CHINESE (If U Ple*ease),but what the hecky, just call us IRISH PEKES, chuckle?
Okay already, where's the BEER (Root Beer that is:)? CONNER is the Bar*Tender around this joint sooo let's get the *Beers On The Road...er, *Bar* "Con"...snorty! Yes, this is "ROMEO" CHANGIE KOI*BOI barky'n and I am thirsty *&* hungry, 2! Bring out the Treaties! Uh....Please, with some Sug or Milky Boney on 'it'... B 4 I GO back 2 sleepy - snorty! And don't forget the girlies! The *Drinkys* R on me, 'cause none of them can *resist* *MY* charms..cough:)! Uh...may I have this dancey *new* Absolute Best Kit*Kat/Cuz MS. BOBBIE SOXS (winky, snorty & maybe even a LICKY:0)? OOOPPPSSS, forgot that BOBBIE SOX is a MALE 4 Male's Sakes, heeheehee! Hey there girlie SIAMESE KASSIDY,you like to RIVER DANCE 2 the ==_"LONDONDERRY"_==? You don't know howl? Welll, little lady let me *TEACH U TONIGHT* & all YOU hafta do is just CLICK those *Toe Nailzzzs* like a *Ballet Dancer*...duh,*River Dancer*, chuckle! There U GO:)!
OkayDokay, this is GUS*PUP (that ain't NO PUPPY anymorea)and I wanna have some of that Blue Bell Ice Creamy in my Beer Floaty....uh, with a *Cherry* on top, "Con"! Howl's about it KID - BOL? GREEN BEER? Naw, will just stick to the BROWN ROOTIES, Laddie, 4 nowl anyhowl:)! Also, I wanna dance with MS. SCARLETT! Where U *AT* ==_U "Great Big Beautiful Doll!_==? You know howl 2 dancey to ==_THE IRISH WASHERWOMAN_==:)? Just *watch* MY TOEZZZS tap...tap...tap'n away okay? Oops, I s@@ TISH THE 'DISH' with FIRE in her @y@balls! I'm not gonna HURT her little...uh, BIG Baby Girlie!) What? U don't likea THAT SONG? Welll, howl's about ===_CHANGIE BOY_=== or ===_IRISH LULLABYE_=== cutie piezzz SCARL?You know the *lyrics* aka *words* 2 that song cute thang? ==_Too Ra Loo Ra Loo Ra That's An Irish Lullabyyyy_==
Okayyyyy ZACHARY, let's U & Me... TISHNA... SHOW these ABD!s just HOWL 2 *rally* dancey! Ready? We could doo the *Peke Dancey* ...2 an IRISH JIG, natch:)! Ah soooo?
Howl's about us'ns check'n out the AB*JUKE BOXY:)? Hey, there's another goodie! ==_Put another nickle in ..in the Nicklelodean...la la la la lala_==! Whose gotz a *nickel*:)? We're all going 2 *perfect* our RIVER DANCE'N and hey might even take "THE *LADY* OF THE DANCE":),:) on the Road, huh? Give that there "LORD OF THE DANCE" some AB*COMPETITION yetest! 'Course we'll still need some fellers to dance with us beautiful women:)! They Can ==_"CHERISH THE LADIES"_== and be a ==_"MINSTREL BOY"_==...all at the *same* time, gig!
"Top O The Morn'n 2 you'ns there COLE and B careful that KIT*KAT KAYLEIGH doesn't *step* on your *toezzzs*! Know already that yawl thinky that you're *THE LORD OF THE DANCE* but ya have to learn *howl* to dance on your *toezzzs* first silly!! And don't you give me any *Bullarney* either! Ain't that rite GUS*PUP, giggle?
OkayDokay, never fear MS. KAY, here I am...KING COLE (aka A Merry Old Soul :0) Let's *Trip that Lite Fannntastic* & SHOW them ALL *howl* to *meowww*...uh, *river dancey*!
I know beings that I am just MS. SCARLETT yawl don't thinky that *I* know anythingy butt WATCH OUT! Let's SHOW them *all* howl 2 dancey 2 ==_I'LL TAKE U HOME AGAIN SCARLETT...er, KATHLEEN_==, KOI*BOI, gig! WHAT? You want somethingy to EAT? Not again! Howl's about a TURK WEINER:)? Please don't *fall asleep*:(... again:(! Okay, we'll do the Absolute Best*JIG 2 uh...duh...somethingy! Let's check out the JUKE*BOXY again! U doo know *howl* 2 *dance a jig* on your toezzzs like *THE LORD OF THE DANCE*, right BOBBY SOX, gig?? Uh...BRAT "CON" howl's about *another* Absolute Best*BEER with some TREATIES, ah sooooooo =_"Mr. Wonderful"_=? That's a GOOD BOI -BOL (Barky'n Out Loud)! Don't worry, I'm saving a DANCE 4 U on my ABD!Dancey Card "CON"NER! I'm Gonna ==_SHAMROCKY AROUND THE BLOCKY_== B 4 this ST. PEKE'S...duh, PAT'S party is over, giggle, giggle!!! MS. KACI will do the SHAMROCKY too, won't you girl friendzzz Absolute Best Dog! Jack Russell Terrier:)??? Hey, you're get'n it... the *RIVER DANCEY'N*... down pat, I mean tap:)!! Tap/Click those AB*Toezzzs!!! Wooo Haaa!!!
A FROGGIE? Wow*Bow! That reminds me of a tale! Ready? Okayyy....
IF ya wanna guess just send me a letter and IF yawl win you'll B receive'n a TREAT from sweetie meeee...winky!
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