Shakespeare has been a VERY naughty dog. Santa will NOT be bringing him any treats whatsoever.

In the last three days he has:

** Climbed up on the computer desk, removed 8 brand new pencils from the cup and eaten all of the erasers.

** Counter surfed, stole and ate a pastry bag of melted chocolate.

** Climbed up on my bed, ate a whole package of designer chocolates that I had purchased as a gift.

** Chewed three pairs of underwear

**Fallen off of the loveseat, crashed into the Christmas tree-- it didn't fall, thank Goodness. But he did mash about three presents and managed to chew one open.

** Gotten into the trash three times and succeeded in breaking the lid of my stainless steel trash can AND one of my decorative Italian fruit plates.

His cuteness is really the only reason he is still alive. Gah!