BLANCHE'S PAGE!
Full Name: Blanche Effinkat. Also known as Blanchey-Blanche, The Love Muffin 3000, Pocket Kitty, El Destructo, Miniloaf, Chatty Cathy, Creamiscle Paws, and Dammit, Get Down From There!

It is useless to resist my cuteness.
I'm queen of the couch.
I attribute my girlish figure to yoga.
So I want attention at 4 AM. Is that so wrong?
This is my imitation of a Pez dispenser. Pretty convincing, huh?

This is a new way of looking at things.
I only look sweet.
I wish my person would quit getting rid of boxes.
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