Full name: Pearl Gordita. Also known as Pearly-Pearl, Loafy, The Large Loaf, Apple Head, Cushion Kitty, Escape Artist, Pumpkin Butt, Cookie Jar Kitty or The Snausage. See me, love me. Yeah, I pretty much rock. That is all. I do this all the time--sometimes I sleep like this! If I sit here quietly and don't make a sound, maybe the loud, evil sucking machine will not harm me. I like to keep up on the works of important feminist authors. Large and in charge! Don't bother me now, I'm watching my stories. What do you mean, I look like a cookie jar? Just minding my own business... Put that camera down and pet me immediately!
Yeah, I pretty much rock. That is all.
I do this all the time--sometimes I sleep like this!
If I sit here quietly and don't make a sound, maybe the loud, evil sucking machine will not harm me.
I like to keep up on the works of important feminist authors.
Large and in charge!
Don't bother me now, I'm watching my stories.
What do you mean, I look like a cookie jar?
Just minding my own business...
Put that camera down and pet me immediately!
