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Evils Immortal Realms! |
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Friendship This is
probably the most honest "friendship" poem ever penned... When
you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and
help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard/bitch
who made you sad. When
you are scared,......... I will
laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When
you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit
complaining. When
you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When
you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain
god. When
you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is
my oath...............I pledge till the end. Why you
may ask?..............Because you're my friend. |